Showing posts with label Production. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Production. Show all posts

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Shocker? Elissa's MVP Twist

So this week's MVP nominee was just revealed to the houseguests on the live feeds, and it's:

MVP!
So now America is all:

Could you repeat those instructions?
Congrats, Topaz - it's not just you anymore!

...Just kidding. The internet is starting to speculate that fans mistakenly voted their favorite for MVP, but I don't think that's the case at all (despite an earnest effort from some fans to ensure that it happened - *cough*, BBGossip, *cough*). On further reflection, I don't think it's a surprise that Elissa scored this week's MVP nomination from America, and I don't think America Topazed us, either. 

Think about it for a second. Elissa, to borrow a phrase from BBUK, is the Marmite houseguest. She's loved by a passionate brigade of Rachel fans, marching alongside people who flocked to her due to her early victimization in the house, but she's similarly loathed by Rachel haters and those who feel she's taking away from the show and the game by being a waste of space.

Did Elissa come in first in nomination voting? Of course she did not. Aaryn is the season's villain, heck, she's probably one of the most hated villains ever on the show, and the Elissa fans and others no doubt teamed up to vote their keyboards off for her. (I may have thrown a few votes her way myself, hoping for a Nerd Herd-style meltdown from Aaryn.) Kaitlin may have beaten Elissa, too - we'll never know, since Judd nominated the both of them, eliminating them from eligibility for America's vote. 

About that.
But not everyone voted for Kaitlin or Aaryn. It's quite possible that Elissa is the second or third most hated houseguest, in addition to being the most popular. BBUK fans have been dealing with this dynamic for years, with the constant tug-of-war between Vote-to-Save and Vote-to-Evict. A traditional BBUK Vote-to-Evict eliminates the controversial Marmite houseguests from contention, while the newer Channel 5 Vote-to-Save propels great characters to the end, like the Shannon twins, Spencer and Heidi, or Aaron. (They're back to a Vote-to-Evict this year, if you're counting.) 

What we're looking at here is a mid-game switcheroo, from a "Vote To Save" to a "Vote to Evict". It's very possible that Elissa scores highly in both without any fan interference. 

Her brother-in-law Brendon certainly did in season 13, where despite being widely despised by the audience, he still managed to win a vote to return to the house, when a dominant Dom-and-Cassi-loving voting audience split the vote and Brendon crept in from behind with the half-hearted support of Jeff/Jordan fans:

Brendon-39.5%
Dom-31%
Cassi-28.5%
Keith-1%

Marmite, folks. There's no production interference here, there's no manipulation, it's pure and simple voting theory. 

Elissa is loved and Elissa is hated, and with Aaryn and Kaitlin out of contention, the Elissa nomination makes perfect sense. 

So voting aside, the paranoia is already running amok in the house, and the game's about to get fun. The houseguests are scattering like mice (hamsters?) and whispering wildly about who could be the new MVP, and who to save, and how to strategize the veto competition.

I have to tip my hat to Production on this one, it's already far more fun than a fourth dreary week of Elissa as MVP. 

Monday, July 15, 2013

#BB15: What In the World is Going On?

First off, I have to apologize for neglecting the very blog I started, for a very busy first three weeks of BB. Life happens.

Big thanks to Getting Lost, who has been an enormous help in keeping everyone up to date (including me - I had no idea why Daley had been expelled on BBUK until I read it on my own blog. That's a first...) I do intend to cover BB15 as much as I can find the time, and now that the game is in gear, it's a good time to start weighing back in.

Second, on that note - my God, what a season so far. The elephant in the room, of course, is the racism issue, which anyone who has the internet is aware of by now.

And wow. It's tough to watch at times. My own ethnicity has yet to be insulted (this season, anyway), so I can't even imagine what viewers who do fall into those groups must feel. I know I've spoken to folks who are having a very tough time watching this season. Is it any wonder that Production stepped in to keep Howard off the block this week? Their sole chance of a watchable edit would have been ruined. It's happened in the past, so it's nice to see some recognition from Production that we want the story we're watching to be satisfying. Aaryn's ride from queen bee to bottom feeder has certainly been a fun one to watch, for all her loathsome villainy.

Aaryn and her chosen chess pieces. Don't tell me you're surprised.
There are moments already making this season memorable outside of the horrible comments controversy. GinaMarie's endless mourning for Nick was feeds gold, especially with the recent revelation that the hat she's been wearing in tribute to him actually belongs to McRae, but no one can bring themselves to tell her that. Gold!

The fights have also been off the hook, with this Sunday's "Bedgate" sequence being particularly well-edited. Candice squealing "NICK'S NOT HEEEEERE AND I AM!" may go down as almost as memorable a moment as "Anyone want some cake?", at least in my book.

Kleenax, Nick's shorts - hard to tell the difference. 
And let's not ignore the fact that, for all the horribly unlikable players, there is some good game play happening this year. 

Unlike other recent seasons, houseguests are showing independence in their votes, throwing hinky votes and switching at the last minute. The Nick vs. Elissa vs. Helen vote quite literally came down to the wire, and was actually unpredictable on TV. Feeds viewers expected an 8-3 vote and were shocked when Howard decided to stay loyal to Nick in the Diary Room. 

Can anyone remember the last time we were actually surprised by a houseguest's vote in the Diary Room? It may not have changed the outcome, but the suspense is nice. For once, I don't feel like I know what's going to happen.

Team Helen
Strategy-wise, the Moving Company has now joined the ranks of BB Canada's Quattro in proving why the Brigade has been under-appreciated for their strategic success. The MC showed early promise, with members starting to build side alliances and pledging loyalty to the main alliance, but the gig was up the second Jeremy took his cue from BB Canada's Tom Plant and let his ego get in the way. 

The ultimate downfall of the Moving Company came down to one moment: Jeremy's decision to threaten anyone who wanted to evict Kaitlin while simultaneously pushing for McRae's side ally Amanda to be evicted soon. The second that started, the Moving Company was done.

Let's talk about specific games for a moment, McRae's to start. Wednesday and Thursday, the internet lit up with speculation as McRae started to shift without making his intentions entirely clear to the feed viewers. Ultimately McRae's decision to fully buck the MC in favor of Amanda changed the game - and yet, in the house, the blame is falling on everyone from Jessie to Spencer/Howard, with McRae's key role virtually ignored. I'm liking McRae and his game. He's a strong comp threat with a decent social game who is under the radar. The pizza boy is looking to go deep.

I like Amanda too, though she's a much more visible threat than McRae and topping several target lists right now. They're an odd couple, with Amanda's forceful personality and McRae's quiet beta male presence, but somehow it works, and their strategy together has been good so far. Ultimately, he's doing well to play with her, because she's very likely to go before him. Some of the internet shippers have been all about his "You're my queen" comment, not realizing that in context, that wasn't some sappy declaration of love - it was basic, solid game analysis. McRae is well-hidden behind Amanda and well-positioned to go deep into the game right now, with Amanda as the more visible "queen" in his game of chess. Until she goes, they're an unusual but interesting pair to watch, as long as they're not going to Sea World. (If you don't get that reference, feel lucky.) 

What about the others? Jeremy, Aaryn, Kaitlin and GinaMarie, of course, are abysmally awful. They've alienated the house with bullying and general high school snottiness, causing even follower Jessie to revolt in disgust. Of all of them, GinaMarie looks likely to go far in the game, more as a goat than because of any solid gameplay.

Howard was playing a good game until his hinky vote this week, which led to much suspicion and upped him on many target lists. I have to give him credit for his obvious efforts to suppress his (understandable) anger and focus on game play. That didn't look easy, but props to Howard for strategy on that. If he can manage to slide through the hinky vote guilt and survive another couple of weeks, he might go deep in the game. Wouldn't it be ironic if the "racism" season of Big Brother resulted in the first-ever African-American winner? I think it's entirely possible if Howard can get his game under control in the next few days. (Candice isn't out of the question either, though she seems to be high on the target list of the snotty girls, for non-strategic reasons I have yet to fully grasp.) Spencer is similarly playing an okay game, but is a little too shady to go much deeper than early jury as of right now. 

Judd is also playing well and quickly becoming a fan favorite with his drawling quips. He's a little too under-the-radar right now for me to judge his strategy, but I do find him and Jessie together to be a cute and inoffensive combination and very watchable on the feeds, which is more than I can say for most of the cast right now. Neither one looks likely to go anytime soon, so hopefully as the crowd thins, we'll see more of them and get a better sense. 

Then there's Andy. Oh, Andy. It's always something when you can invent an entirely new strategy never before seen on the show, and Andy's "feed bombing" is becoming legendary on nearly every Big Brother website. Besides being hilarious and something he will probably never live down, it's not bad strategy. Andy does have a solid, if hyperactive, social game, and is liked and trusted by many in the house. His over-the-top bouncing around the house also lands him in many key conversations (and prevents others that could harm him). Will the houseguests grow sick of him and evict him? I see Andy going deep in the game right now. By the way, you know how everyone always argues over the definition of "floater"? Andy is playing a classic, BB4 Jun Song-style floating game right now, and is doing that well. We'll see if he can keep it up as the power continues to shift.

As for Elissa and Helen... sigh. It's really time for someone else to be voted MVP, and I endorse anyone but Elissa at this point. Elissa is also likely to be voted out once the power shifts away from her, which should happen in the next week or two. Helen is a strong political strategist, but has been a little overbearing on her HOH. It's possible that houseguests will start to grow weary of her soon, especially once Elissa is gone and the rest of them have to spend time with her.

All in all, while it's been an uncomfortable season at times, there is some promise for a good game to play out over the coming weeks, and I promise that I will try to be around to weigh in on it as much as I can. And in the meantime - thanks again to new PBP correspondent Getting Lost! 

Thursday, July 11, 2013

BB15 Eviction Night - The Second HouseGuest Walks Out the Door




It is eviction night and Julie says that this season, no one is safe.  Unless you are Elissa. Picking up from were we left off from Wednesday's episode,  we find out that Nick is the replacement nominee.  After taking his place on the couch, we get several DRs about how Nick is going to okay and AG’s pet, Elissa, saying that hopefully everyone will see how big of a threat Nick is.  You mean production, right.  You hope that production saves your ass and get the other HGs to vote Nick out, right?  This is AG’s show.  It will always be AG’s show.  She will pick her favorite and will do whatever it takes to get them to the end.  This year, her pet is Elissa.  Mark my words, if need be, AG will shove Elissa into a wheelchair and push her into the finals.  Pitch the tent.  Start the bonfire.  And break on the S’mores.  Elissa is not going anywhere. Welcome to Big Brother 15. 

After the DRs, we have Helen and Elissa scrambling to get votes to evict Nick.  First, they rally the women.  Then they convert Andy.  They get Amanda to convert McCrae.  Quicker than you can say magic wand and Harry Potter, they have the votes to evict Nick. As for the Moving Company…they just got moved out. (Oh come on, you saw that horrible joke coming from a mile away. Please.)

Now that we know that Nick is going home, we can move on to Julie asking the HGs questions.  Her first target is Jeremy.  She asks about his POV win and Jeremy says that he come to play.  Yeah, okay douche, whatever.  Next topic: Showmances – those that are in them and those that want to be in one.  Hello Jessie.  Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle.  She gives some response about passing time with a companion.  The funny thing that the camera panned to Nick during her answer and he lets out a huge sigh.  Next, Julie asks about the cameras and if they forget that they are there.  Amanda tries to interject and throws out some response, but Julie is not having any of it and goes directly to Aaryn.  She says that she does not forget, she is just a very open person and everyone knows everything about her and so does America now.  When is she going to stop digging? Is the hole not deep enough yet? Nope, as we are about to find out.   



Transition to the next segment where Julie says that certain HGs have made some racial derogative comments.   As we find out in the segment, they mean Aaryn.  I guess the other “certain HGs” get a pass.  You know, such as David, Jeremy, Amanda, GinaMarie, Spencer, and Kaitlin.  But to drive the point home and to make Aaryn the Queen Racist, we get Amanda, talking to Aaryn about it.  I will give Amanda a lot of praise here.  I don’t know if production put her up to it, but she handle it in a very caring and sensitive manner.  I stand up and applaud her for the way she handled it.  Aaryn on the other hand, rolled her eyes, shook her head, and said that it was the most obnoxious and annoying thing she has ever heard.  Amanda keeps trying and Aaryn just got worse.  At one point, Aaryn said that she was not even going to acknowledge it, that is it a joke, and claims that she gets called Barbie and a blond all of the time.  She ends it by saying that she wished she cared about it more, but she just doesn’t. Folks, I have no words. 



I have a feeling that the hate and death threats that Aaryn is going to receive when she leaves the house is going it be unparalleled to anything we have ever seen before.  It is going to be nasty and extremely ugly.  In all sincerity, I am not even sure a witness protection program is going to be safe enough for her. 


Eviction and Speech time!!!

Elissa’s speech – To be honest, I really did not pay attention.  The way she talks just grinds on my every nerve.  I would rather be locked in a room with fingernails scratching down a chalkboard. Better yet, just shove an ice pick in my ears.

Nick’s speech – I really don’t have a clue what point he was trying to make.  Was he trying to be Dan? I didn’t get it. 

Helen’s speech – All I heard was the first part: I have enjoyed everyone, even you Jeremy. I was laughing to hard to hear the rest.

And now it is time for the votes:

Jeremy – Elissa
Kaitlin – Elissa
Andy – Nick
GinaMarie – Elissa
Judd – Nick
Spencer – Nick
Jessie – Nick
Howard – Elissa
McCrae – Nick
Amanda – Nick
Candice – Nick

With 7 votes, Nick is evicted.  Fallout time!!! Jeremy is way pissed and is pacing back and fourth.  GinaMarie is bawling.  And no one else is saying a damn word. 



Exit interview with Nick.  He thinks that Spencer turned on him and that is the reason he was voted out. Julie says he is right. Actually, they are both wrong.  Nick, you can thank production for your eviction.  Nick talks about the showmances and that what was left for him was GinaMarie.  Julie responds by saying that she is curled up in a ball crying in a corner. Loud laugh from the crowd.  McCrae, in his goodbye message, comes clean and tells him he turned on him.  After the videos, Julie tells Nick that if he would have kissed Jessie, maybe she would have voted for him. 


During the night, BB woke up the HGs and told them to go to the BY where there was a huge airport luggage conveyer belt.  Certain items passed through and everyone tired to memorize what they were seeing.  This happened at least three different times through out the night.  Fast-forward to the HOH comp, the Overnight Delivery by the Big Brother Express.  Basically, a True and False quiz to test their memory.   

First question - Judd and Jeremy are out
Second question – GinaMarie, Andy, Amanda, Spencer, and Elissa are out
Third question – Candice is out
Helen, Kaitlin, Howard Jessie, and McCrae are still competing.
Fourth question  - no one
Fifth question – no one
Sixth question – no one

Tiebreaker time.  What is the total number of BB cola cans that were delivered?  Everyone but McCrae got it right.

Second Tiebreaker time.  How many seconds did it take Jeremy to win the POV comp? Helen got the closest and is the new HOH!!!



After the commercial break, we go back to the house and holy crap, GinaMarie is bawling again. Wow.  Psychotic breakdown in five…four…three…two…

What a show.  BB got into the big ole BB Bus and not just ran over a few HGs, but continued to back up and run them over again...and again...and again.  Trust me folks, it is only going to get better. If you don’t have the feeds, go get them now.  It will be worth it.   And don't forget, sound off below. 

Thursday, April 25, 2013

And the New HOH Is...

Crap.


Maybe next year Production will be a little wiser about balancing the twists to actually create some imbalance and drama in the endgame, instead of... this.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Worst Punishment Ever

Andrew: "THIS IS DISGUSTING."
As part of this week's Have Not punishment, Andrew and Talla are required to wake up an hour early every morning and watch a ten minute compilation video of Jillian and Emmett making out.

I have to tip my hat to the Big Brother Canada production team. This may be the worst punishment ever.

Andrew: "He's got the wandering hands!" Talla: "He does."
I was up in time for the first session this morning. 

Andrew: "What are you doing?" Talla: "Hands off..." Andrew: "YOUR HANDS ARE BELOW THE EQUATOR."
Andrew and Talla were not quiet about their reaction, and managed to wake up both Jillian and Emmett, who stumbled out to investigate, even as Andrew yelled at him: "You do not want to watch this!"
Emmett, a little too interested in the footage
It's also interesting timing, given that Andrew and Talla should really be spending time this week thinking about just how close Emmett and Jillian are. Will it have any impact on their gameplay?

It might not matter - after last night's promising developments, Jillian and Emmett flipped back to putting up Peter and Andrew, after dumbass Peter pointed out that Emmett could end up on the block if Andrew won POV and saved Talla (um, yes). Granted, Peter is probably just covering his ass, but he's limiting his options.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Moose on the Loose: Twist on the Way?

Marsha's not the only moose in town any more.


Over at Survivor Sucks, there's a suggestion for a name for the new moose:


Meanwhile, there's also a bird flitting about the indoor backyard today. The official Big Brother Canada account tweeted the following:

Something is afoot. 


No, not that foot.

Are these things connected? More importantly, are they related to the "mundo power" Arisa hinted at last week? Will the new moose (Jan?) be dealing out tasks like our friend Marsha? 

I don't think anyone besides Peter in the house right now even knows about Marsha, since she's been swearing them all to secrecy, but I heard she had a nice long cameo on the feeds this morning.


Here's hoping this twist isn't a failure like some of the production team's more recent efforts

(Confidential to the Sixteenth Houseguest: Talla can go, we won't miss her!)

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Real Talk

So as most of the BB universe has heard, Real Networks' Superpass will not be providing live feeds this summer in the United States. Instead, for the first time in years, live feeds will be provided through CBS.com.

I'm not sure about this development. Superpass has been a pro-fan endeavor, financially encouraging fan content, working to cultivate bonus content through Reality Nation, and developing relationships both online and in person with some of Big Brother's biggest advocates.


Full disclosure: In addition to currently sporting a Reality Nation t-shirt, I previously worked for Reality Nation covering Celebrity Big Brother, and visited their offices and studio about a year ago for an entertaining lunch and tour with Matt Calder (Superpass product manager), and the on-camera team of Chelsia, Missy and Spicypants. I found them all to be lovely, professional people who had endless enthusiasm for discussing all things Big Brother - in other words, exactly my kind of people.

So I'm sad to see all the passion they've put in to developing this content coming to an end. They may take a lot of flack online, but I can't think of any other television show that's received this kind of intense cultivation from an online team. Big Brother's online activity has been a unique creation, and it's mostly due to the tireless work from the Superpass team.

At the same time, they've created a bit of a monster. The amount of fan sites has grown exponentially through Superpass's support. It's become a cottage industry rather than a game, and sometimes, that can make it a little less fun.

I hope that the move to CBS.com will at least mean a return to some genuine excitement around the show. It will also give CBS an opportunity to hear directly from the fans when the endless feed outages start, taking out Superpass as the intermediary.

At the same time, I hope they recognize that online buzz is a critical factor to the Big Brother franchise and has to be considered.

And I really hope they understand that we are going to have high expectations. They should ask Superpass what happened when they rolled out insufficient feed players in the past. We need our quality, we need our quad cams, we need our flashback.

At the very least, we need consistent live feeds - Big Brother UK just isn't the same without them, and I certainly hope this isn't the start of a reduction in their service.

(Y'all can keep the chat features, though, cause, ugh.)

Edited to add:

It helps to reread. CBS does plan to keep up some kind of affiliate program, so pretty much everything I said went out the window, it's just that now it will answer to CBS instead of Real. I'm not sure that's an improvement, but we'll see.

Monday, April 1, 2013

The Sixteenth Houseguest

"The sixteenth houseguest? Production." -Alec, 3/31/13.

The sixteenth houseguest at work
As Big Brother superfans, Alec and Peter understood this concept from day one. In the game of Big Brother, theoretically you're playing against the fifteen people cast to battle head to head in the game of Big Brother, but in reality, you're also competing for the heart of the unseen gods controlling the game. Ask Jessie Godderz in Big Brother US Season 11 about that, or Shelly Moore on Big Brother US Season 13, or Aaron Allard-Morgan from Big Brother UK Season 12. (Okay, Aaron won his series, but more in spite of Production than because of them.) 

Topaz, while topping out the fan favorite rankings at Jokers' Updates, has never been a favorite of Production. Her continued insistence on napping against their direct orders, her ignoring of alarms, her open mouthing off against their interference - all of it served to draw the battle lines, and Production struck this week in the worst way possible.

Poster Doctor Skeuss at Survivor Sucks was at last Thursday's taping and noted an extended production conference before Topaz's eventual victory in the contest. Moments later, as we know, Topaz skated to victory to cheers from her fans, only to have her game destroyed once the feeds went down.

Jokers Reacts
Production enjoyed the chaos of it all, with producer and Marsha the Moose voice Trevor Boris gleefully tweeting as the episode aired, "im guessing a lot of you have never seen a Big Brother from any of the other 46 countries except the US".

And yes, as Peter noted, Topaz didn't have to talk out loud. Or did she?

Topaz isn't a particularly vocal strategist, we saw Arisa encouraging her to talk out loud, and we don't know what else was said. I will be very interested to hear after the show if Topaz claims she was encouraged to openly voice her strategy for the fans. Certainly she had no reason to expect that this Big Brother US-style game would suddenly become a Big Brother UK-style one, and why would she?

It's one thing when BBUK messes with the houseguests by revealing secrets, because ultimately, the power rests in the hands of the audience. On this show, however, there's no way that exposing a player like that won't wreck their game, and Production certainly had to know that going in.


Would they have done the same to Peter if, god forbid, he'd managed to win an actual competition? I can't help but feel like they wouldn't. (Trevor's Marsha the Moose alter ego is a noted Peter fan, of course.) We'll never know, but after years of watching Big Brother in multiple countries, I've just come to expect that Production is manipulating the story they want to tell.

That said, the Chevrolet "Powershift" twists have been uniformly horrible so far in terms of moving the story: Sending Aneal home over the gameless Suzette was a travesty, and this twist has managed to sink the games of lead characters like Gary, Topaz, Alec and Peter, while bolstering bores like Andrew and Jillian.

At this point, I chalk it up to the fact that the Sixteenth Houseguest is a newbie, and still figuring out how to wield the monster that is Big Brother. Given the fact that the ratings aren't going anywhere, they'll have plenty of time to figure out how to manipulate in the future, but for now, we have to wait and see if they can manage to salvage the game and propel the interesting characters and gamers into the finals or not.

Why #BBCAN really is turning into #BBCANT

You know when you're really into a TV show, then you miss a bunch of episodes, and you try to pick it back up, but you feel totally lost and like you don't know what's going on anymore?


Yeah. That's kinda how I feel watching the feeds tonight.

Four days is a looooong time. Especially with these kinds of dramatic shifts.

Big Brother Canada lost a huge chunk of the narrative of the show. I hope they didn't lose the audience with it, genuinely I do, because I want this show to succeed, but this was not the greatest way to go into the end of their free preview.

Sunday, March 31, 2013

#BBCANT : A Plea To Fans

If you're as frustrated as the rest of us by tonight's feed blockage, ChitownBB has a suggestion:


Don't reward the four-day feed blackout by helping #BBCAN trend in Canada tonight!

You know you're going to be watching and chatting, but join us on hashtag #BBCANT instead of #BBCAN for the evening.

I'll see you all there.

Intermission: State of the Union #BBCANT

And so the #BBCANT feed outage rolls into its fourth day, Easter Sunday, a day when many celebrate resurrection. Somewhere up in a suburb near Toronto, the drama continues quietly, without live cameras, without the ever-watchful eye of the internet.

Let's take a few minutes to go through where things stand at the intermission of Big Brother Canada: Season One.


From the beginning of the season it's been a numbers game, which the dominant boys' alliance recognized when they named themselves numerically as "Quattro" and spoke openly of "The Nine", the cool, fun people they wanted in the Jury House and endgame.

The Nine, however, was largely the fantasy of Tom, who saw himself controlling it. As we all saw, he didn't, and he and Liza didn't even make the final Nine - both Gary and AJ slipped in over them.

So who are the actual Nine of Big Brother Canada Season One? Let's review where they stand and how they're shaping up for the endgame.

1. AJ
Yes, we all know from the feed leak that Topaz's reign was used to get AJ out of the house, so his game seems to be over. That's probably for the best. AJ hasn't brought much to the house, other than the running gag over his talking in third person. He never seemed at home in the game and doesn't seem to strategize at a very complex level, which puts him at a disadvantage in this house. 

But is it really over for AJ? We still don't know what "Double Head of Household" means. Most viewers assumed that the twist is similar to Big Brother US's Fast Forward or Double Eviction twist, but we don't know that for a fact.

One theory floating around the internet has it that Topaz's evictee, AJ, may still face off against Andrew's evictee, perhaps in a public vote next Thursday where Canada would keep one and send the other out.

If that's the case, AJ is still toast, but I wouldn't count him out just yet. He might return to his spot in the firing line, but if the house is shaken up, he might be able to sneak himself into a better position.

2. Talla
Talla is an odd duck in more ways than one. I know very little about her despite hours of feed viewing, except that she's highly animated, farts a lot, and has very soft hair.

Talla knows she's playing a game and strategizes appopriately with her allies, Andrew and AJ, but she's out of her league against gamers like Alec and Gary. She's not disliked within the house, but she also doesn't have alliances with stronger players who can drag her to the end. Most people in the house think they control her, but no one is exactly sure what she would do on her own. Talla is a free bird and a loose cannon.

Talla is also the smallest person in the house and a dangerous threat for the next endurance competition, which the boys recognize. That's both an advantage and a disadvantage for her.

Talla's game will go one of two ways at this point, and much of it is out of her control. If the core alliance in the house stays strong, Talla is on the outside and will soon be sent packing. If there's a schism, however, Talla will become a key vote and could easily vanish from the radar and sneak her way to the end.

3. Emmett
Milk boy Emmett is widely acknowledged across the internet to be playing the best game of classic Big Brother at this point. He's well-liked by everyone, and is a physical threat who somehow is still off the radar as a target, because he's been able to subtly forge alliances with almost everyone in the house. He's in all three major groups at this point: The remains of Quattro, headed by himself and Alec, the "Team Nova Scotia" alliance with Andrew and Jillian (tying him in to the Three Stooges of Andrew, AJ and Talla), and also has an enigmatic understanding with Gary that hasn't yet been tested in the game but which ties him to the house underdogs.

That doesn't mean it's going to be smooth sailing for him, but even if physical threats start to be targeted, Alec will probably be on the radar long before Emmett.

Emmett has a decent understanding of how to play the game, but he may not be able to manipulate at the level of an Alec or a Gary, and could have a hard time digging himself out if his muscles and charm finally start to threaten the other players.

4. Alec 
If I had to pick anyone for an Easter Sunday resurrection, it would be Alec. This guy is playing one of the more interesting games in the house, for better or for worse, and his game is surprisingly risky for someone who considers himself a student of the game. At the same time, he's a creative player with a deep knowledge of the game who might just have the skill set to pull himself out of a tight spot.

Who in the world cuts strings with a loyal (if skeptical) showmance at the final nine, especially when they still have allies like Gary in the game? A desperate man, that's who. I've said before that Alec wants to be the Spock of the house, emotionless and entertaining, but he's actually a highly personal and emotional player. He wanted Tom out because he disliked him, and that instinct only amplified after Showergate. He soured on his showmance with Topaz and decided to cut her early rather than trying to play it out for a solid ally and jury vote. Logically, Alec knows how to play the game and strategize, but he just doesn't know how to keep his emotions from getting in his way.

I still wouldn't count Alec out. His uncanny ability to play the victim should come in handy in the wake of his breakup with Topaz, and he was better-liked than her in the house to start with. If he's able to martyr himself and stay in the house's good graces, he can paint Gary and Topaz as the villains and stick himself safely with the house majority.

I also have to give Alec some credit for recognizing, as a fan, that Big Brother is supposed to be an entertaining show. His bizarre live show costumes and slip-ups, his characters like "Ricardo", his recent Diary Room montage with Peter, his continued insistence on walking around shirtless - all of it spices up the feeds and the broadcast shows. 

Love him or hate him, Alec has been one of the breakout stars of Big Brother Canada. He will probably be in danger sooner rather than later, and how he plays in the hot seat will determine whether that stardom ends soon, or Alec continues to dominate the chatter around the show.

5. Jillian
There's not much to say about Jillian.

She's not a bad gamer - she's well-liked and well-aligned within the house. Most of her allies don't talk much game with her, but trust her nevertheless. She's now unofficially the fourth member of Quattro, having replaced Tom, and is building a solid friendship with Peter to strengthen the foursome.

The one thing that puts her at risk is her open partnership with Emmett. If anyone decides the pair needs to be split up, Emmett is the obvious choice to go home, but Jillian would probably leave before him due to the alliance dynamics of the house.

Still, it's unlikely that she will leave before the end of the game, which is unfortunate, since she doesn't bring much to the house other than as Emmett's appendage. I'm concerned that Jillian's bland, solid gameplay could be shaping us up for a very boring live feed endgame at the tail of an otherwise entertaining season.

6. Peter
Peter's taken a great deal of heat from game critics, and rightfully so. As the show's default narrator, he's been allowed to paint himself in the Diary Room as a mastermind. But as we feed viewers all know, he's spending all his time lounging around the couch, nibbling at chicken nuggets and watching the game evolve.

But the game has mostly gone the way he wanted, while he's done very little. You can't underestimate how significant that is. He seemed shaken after he lost Liza in the Double Eviction, but he didn't let his housemates know how flustered he was, and went back into Hyena Mode, lurking and waiting for the scraps of the kill.

The true test will be when Pete lands himself in hot water, which could be sooner rather than later, more from Alec's doing than his own. Peter has stayed off the radar like any good Big Brother houseguest in the pre-jury weeks of the game, which is probably for the best, since as he's the first to admit, he hates everyone. But, he can't stay off the radar forever.

Peter doesn't manipulate as well as he tells Alec he does, and he's not forging any alliances on that couch. The question for Peter will be: Are his true alliances with people like Alec, Emmett and Jillian enough to propel him into the endgame strategies he fantasizes about, or will he be left on the outside of the social core of the house going into the final weeks?

7. Andrew
As we all know due to the feed leak, Andrew currently holds Head of Household power, and at a very critical time. Andrew's decisions this week could very well determine which alliances make it into the final weeks of the game. Last time Andrew held the power, he went with the house consensus and seemed to resent it, but will he make the same choice this time?

Andrew is a paranoid player, who just last week was openly and rightfully skeptical of Alec and his machinations in the house. On the other hand, Alec may have dug himself out of that hole by saving Andrew during Topaz's short reign. Or did he?

Andrew seems to shift his game from day to day and conversation to conversation, and while he seems to be shifting out of the Three Stooges and into Quattro, it's hard to say if that's intentional or just for strategic appearances. Andrew, like Alec, is an emotional player, but he's not quite the same level of strategist.

Right now, I'm not sure if I can see an endgame victory path for Andrew. He has two choices this week: stick with the house consensus and target Gary/Topaz, or shake things up by targeting some combination of Alec/Peter/Emmett. If he chooses the first path, he stays on the outside of the house's social core and is still high on the hitlist, but if he chooses the second, he makes himself an even bigger target with the remaining competitive threats from Quattro.

At this point, Andrew is still a wild card, and I'm curious to see what choices he will have made by the time the feeds come up tonight.

8. Topaz
Right now, Topaz's game is the one we know the least about.

We know that up until her Head of Household victory, she was in a vulnerable position, threatened by her declining relationship with Alec and his work against her. We also know that sometime after the feeds went down, the two of them broke up, and are now decidedly at odds.

At odds with Alec is not a good place to be. As I said earlier, he can play the victim like no one else's business, and with her constant bickering with Big Brother over alarms and rule-breaking, Topaz is not exactly positioned to gain sympathy from the rest of the house.

We also don't know what a vengeful Topaz looks like - will she take it lying down, or will she go to the mat and try to bring Alec down with her? She has an opening if she can play on Andrew's paranoia of Alec. The one thing protecting Alec so far has been that no one is talking about his game, but if Andrew and Topaz compare notes, they could easily figure out what he's doing and start working to take him down once and for all.

Topaz is perhaps the biggest wild card in the game right now - she could be anywhere between 0 and 60 right now, and we won't know where she stands until later tonight. Still, her chances of making it to the end are currently slim to none, unless she can manage to strengthen new alliances as a single girl in the house.

9. Gary
I said most of what I wanted to say about Gary yesterday. He's been a breath of fresh air on the show and the live feeds, and has astute perceptive skills to propel him in this game where social dynamics are everything. He's also a physical threat in ways that often go unnoticed by the other houseguests. At the same time, he's socially immature and annoys the house on a regular basis, and has never been part of the "in crowd", though many of its members individually do seem to like him quite a bit. He's also a personal player, though he's wise enough to try to separate his emotions from the game and try to at least fake an alliance with Alec even in the wake of his betrayal.

Unless things change drastically, Gary will remain where he is on the hit list and eventually be sent packing.

That said, underdogs with social skills have a way of continuing to slide through to the end in this game. Gary is a target that others can hide behind, and if he realizes that and plays it to his advantage, he could make it farther.

I don't think it will happen and don't expect that Gary will go much further in the game, but given that he wasn't even supposed to be in "The Nine", he's done okay for himself.

***

Reason Number One why Andrew should consider flipping the house this week?

That.
Tonight, we'll find out where the game stands, and we'll know more about who's positioning themselves for the run to the finals. 

Saturday, March 30, 2013

#BBCANT

Coming soon to a blog near you (courtesy of ChitownBB.)


Feeds Back...ish #BBCANT

The ever-intrepid Ash caught a couple minutes of tonight's dramatic and unexpected feed leak, viewable here:



(For a longer clip, check here.)

Here's what I can piece together from this testy strategy chat between Alec and Gary:

1) Topaz nominated AJ and Andrew.
2) (There are unconfirmed rumors that Alec won POV, and probably didn't use it, knowing he controlled the vote).
3) Topaz instructed her closest friends to vote out Andrew.
4) Alec, wanting to stoke his semi-secret alliance with Andrew, decided to vote out AJ instead without telling Topaz. AJ is now the first juror.
5) Andrew then won Head of Household.
6) Andrew nominated Gary and Topaz (with Topaz probably being the target).
7) Gary is a Have-Not.
8) Alec is now groveling to Gary pretending like he had NO IDEA when he saved Andrew that Topaz would be Andrew's next target.
9) Topaz, having a functional number of brain cells, has realized that Alec is full of shit and no longer wants anything to do with him socially or romantically.
10) Gary is, in this clip, trying to convince Alec that Topaz still will work with him in the game (it's a desperate shot, but Gary's a gamer), despite the fact that he's now, clearly, her "ex".

So, the first-ever North American showmance breakup in the house... and we missed it all because the feeds were down. Thanks, BB!

Now that we're all spoiled, might as well turn them back on, no?

Thursday, March 28, 2013

And... cut!


And with that, we find out just what kind of addicts we are.

I'll have some more content coming over the next few days, if you're jonesin' like I am. In the meantime, I recommend the following:

-Feed your pets
-Feed your children
-Watch Les Mis
-Watch Les Mis again (there, you just killed like six hours)
-Catch up on sleep
-Cook a lobster
-Do your makeup like Gary
-Refer to yourself in the third person for an entire day
-Write me a treatise on Topaz and Alec, post it in the comments
-Tune back in to current events
-Do your hair like Alec's new 'do
-Dress like Topaz
-Change back into your regular clothes and THEN go for a walk (sequence is important)
-Phone a friend
-Reread the blog
-Go shopping
-Rewatch the Shield's DR a few more times
-Edit a montage of Talla overacting in the DR, post it in the comments 

Don't worry, kids, feeds will be back before you know it.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Stir Crazy

The still-green Big Brother Canada production team up in Toronto got the fans' message tonight, and switched the feeds back on for a few fun-filled hours between the nomination ceremony and Power of Veto competition. That's more like it, BB!

Turns out a big part of the reason for the long blackouts may be long prep with the competition hosts. Peter, this week's POV host, was called to the Diary Room for two hour-long sessions. The first time he was called, a number of houseguests promptly went to start napping. They were soon placed on a long lockdown in the back bedroom area as well. When Peter finally emerged, he was not allowed to discuss the reason for the delay.

The houseguests still managed to entertain themselves throughout their boredom, much to the delight of feed-watchers. Big Brother may finally be getting it - just let us watch, it's not like there's that much to hide between comps.

Whatever happens next, tonight we were able to watch all of the following, in addition to the glory of Emmett doing Gary's makeup (which was already capped everywhere else):

Talla chasing AJ around the house for a pot of coffee
Talla is not a regular caffeine-drinker, and AJ thought it would be best if she didn't have the two cups she wanted. I don't think the screencaps could keep up with a caffeinated Talla, she's blurred out in most of the caps I get already.


Suzette in tears over her future in the game (look at Jillian being supportive)
Suzette is depressed and depressing most of the house, to the point that even Gary was complaining about it. Seems she did this last time she thought she was going home, too.

Talla apparently levitating via the bookshelf
Alec being inappropriate with a pool noodle
Alec rubbing Emmett's hair
Alec wouldn't touch Talla's hair, he was afraid once he started, he wouldn't be able to stop. Seems it's just as soft as it looks, which explains why Andrew is always trying to touch it.

Eagle-eared Emmett listening to POV comp prep
Emmett: "Lots of buckets of water, guys."
Big Brother: "Please stop talking about Production." (Canadian Big Brother is so polite.)

Alec and Topaz being horrified by AJ 
Alec and Topaz playing matchmaker with AJ and Talla
Alec and Topaz were pushing hard for a showmance between AJ and Talla. Trying to get the target off their backs? Neither was opposed to the idea, but it sounds like Talla isn't interested in long-distance relationships. She also accidentally offended AJ by suggesting her friends would think he was "nice".

Girl talk!
The girl talk was mostly about unfortunate boyfriend stories and violent incidents. It was a little traumatic for Topaz, who broke down in tears telling the story of a neighbor who was stabbed and died in front of her.

Emmett tickling Alec with Jillian's hair
Gary wrestling with Topaz
AJ and Talla debating how much of Alec and Topaz's makeout session they could stand to watch
Talla directing a porno with AJ and Topaz. "Why is this a KKK-directed porno?" -AJ, when Talla went for the sheet.
Finally, feeds went down, presumably for the Power of Veto competition, which will be a late one tonight.

Congrats to Production for starting to get it together. Now can we please get some more Marsha the Moose?