Showing posts with label AJ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AJ. Show all posts

Friday, May 3, 2013

#BBCAN Morning Conspiracy Theory

Who's Number One?
I will have a lot more to say about the astonishing Big Brother Canada finale later, but I did want to highlight this intriguing conspiracy theory making the rounds this morning, posted at Survivor Sucks by mabc:
Been a lurker for a while, first post as I wanted to share some interesting things! As much as I believe this is true... there are conspiracy theories that are intriguing. Here are some things I noticed:

1) Notice how AJ does a face palm sign and says something foreshadowing about someone making a $100,000 mistake. Notice Topaz smiling. THEN he sits in Alec's chair and says something to Topaz and Topaz smacks him (Is the face palm a symbol for a "plan" they concocted?)

2) Alec comes up and also does the face palm sign and says "Darkness" (their plan?)... "I'll absolutely love how you'll win" (more foreshadowing to Jillian winning in this horrible way)

3) Topaz ALSO does the face palm sign! 150% secure x2... dig at Jillian's lies for sure. Is she really dumb enough to make such a mistake? She sure was squinting a lot (poor acting?)

4) Peter doesn't do the face palm (maybe since he's the last and just does his own thing to complete this plan) Now what injustice? 

Possibly the four believe that Jillian deserves to win, but wants to mess up her win. Maybe to them it was not fair that Gary got to go back in the house and not them. Maybe they feel that since production screwed them over with the Topaz twist they want to mess up the show ( also Gary winning is probably what production wanted). Could they have thought about such a scenario and pre-plan this whole thing? 
Wow. Could they? Hmmm. It's wild, but it would explain some of those ironic and weird comments from Alec, AJ, and Topaz, as well as why no one seems that upset about it today.


Tuesday, April 30, 2013

The #BBCAN Crystal Ball

I conjured up my Ouija board tarot cards magic wand crystal ball tonight, and here's what it had to say about what the next few weeks hold, as the last group of Big Brother Canada contestants are released into the big wide world.

Jury House Stew
AJ: Bearing the curse of the forgotten first jury member, AJ will cultivate a small Twitter following, which will dip when he confuses followers by still referring to himself in the third person, making them think it's a fan account. Joins his friend Murtz for a double interviewing act for awhile, further confusing the issue.

The Emperor of His Own Doom
Alec: His relationship with Topaz will last longer than anyone expects, largely because he's too insecure to end it publicly at first. He will move in with Peter as planned and create that Sheyld Youtube channel I've been rooting for all along, focusing on entertaining and often wildly incorrect Big Brother game analysis. He will also realize, much to his relief, that nobody in the psychology world gives a goddamn whether or not his wiener showed on Canadian cable access (it didn't). 

Topaz Glitter
Topaz: Will stay with Alec a little longer, just to stick it to the haters, because she's stubborn like that. Eventually she'll give up and dump him, within a couple months of watching his Diary Rooms and simultaneously getting bored with him. Will be amazing on Twitter.

Marsha's Favorite
Peter: After a couple of months of moping over Liza, will sleep with her once and then move on to try to date either someone from the Big Brother US crew, or a moose. His depression over missing Dan's visit to the house will be alleviated when Dan has him on a webchat, one of the many podcast appearances Peter will be making in addition to his own Youtube channel.

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Andrew: Will move in for the kill when Emmett and Jillian break up, but fail and end up dating one of Jillian's sisters instead. Will also spend months, if not years, complaining on Twitter about how the game was stolen from him by Dan Alec Production Emmett Marsha the Moose.

No, Talla, We Don't
Talla:  Tries to trademark Do You Love It t-shirts, but sales are poor. Starts her own Youtube channel, but ratings are low. Will live on forever in countless .gifs. 

Zoe's Brother
Gary: Where do we start? Big Brother Canada All-Stars, Big Brother US special visit, featured in the Toronto gay pride parade, starts working up his fabulous drag routine for a national tour. Gary conquers the world.

Look at Jillian... looking
Jillian: After Emmett dumps her shortly after the show, will mope a bit before getting on with her normal life and disappearing. I can't come up with anything more colorful than that. It's Jillian.
Milkman
Emmett: Waits a month or two before dumping Jillian, just long enough to make it look like it was maybe real. Will enjoy his newfound riches back on the dairy farm, ride in the Toronto Gay Pride parade with Gary, and enjoy playing the field in Nova Scotia.






Sunday, March 31, 2013

Intermission: State of the Union #BBCANT

And so the #BBCANT feed outage rolls into its fourth day, Easter Sunday, a day when many celebrate resurrection. Somewhere up in a suburb near Toronto, the drama continues quietly, without live cameras, without the ever-watchful eye of the internet.

Let's take a few minutes to go through where things stand at the intermission of Big Brother Canada: Season One.


From the beginning of the season it's been a numbers game, which the dominant boys' alliance recognized when they named themselves numerically as "Quattro" and spoke openly of "The Nine", the cool, fun people they wanted in the Jury House and endgame.

The Nine, however, was largely the fantasy of Tom, who saw himself controlling it. As we all saw, he didn't, and he and Liza didn't even make the final Nine - both Gary and AJ slipped in over them.

So who are the actual Nine of Big Brother Canada Season One? Let's review where they stand and how they're shaping up for the endgame.

1. AJ
Yes, we all know from the feed leak that Topaz's reign was used to get AJ out of the house, so his game seems to be over. That's probably for the best. AJ hasn't brought much to the house, other than the running gag over his talking in third person. He never seemed at home in the game and doesn't seem to strategize at a very complex level, which puts him at a disadvantage in this house. 

But is it really over for AJ? We still don't know what "Double Head of Household" means. Most viewers assumed that the twist is similar to Big Brother US's Fast Forward or Double Eviction twist, but we don't know that for a fact.

One theory floating around the internet has it that Topaz's evictee, AJ, may still face off against Andrew's evictee, perhaps in a public vote next Thursday where Canada would keep one and send the other out.

If that's the case, AJ is still toast, but I wouldn't count him out just yet. He might return to his spot in the firing line, but if the house is shaken up, he might be able to sneak himself into a better position.

2. Talla
Talla is an odd duck in more ways than one. I know very little about her despite hours of feed viewing, except that she's highly animated, farts a lot, and has very soft hair.

Talla knows she's playing a game and strategizes appopriately with her allies, Andrew and AJ, but she's out of her league against gamers like Alec and Gary. She's not disliked within the house, but she also doesn't have alliances with stronger players who can drag her to the end. Most people in the house think they control her, but no one is exactly sure what she would do on her own. Talla is a free bird and a loose cannon.

Talla is also the smallest person in the house and a dangerous threat for the next endurance competition, which the boys recognize. That's both an advantage and a disadvantage for her.

Talla's game will go one of two ways at this point, and much of it is out of her control. If the core alliance in the house stays strong, Talla is on the outside and will soon be sent packing. If there's a schism, however, Talla will become a key vote and could easily vanish from the radar and sneak her way to the end.

3. Emmett
Milk boy Emmett is widely acknowledged across the internet to be playing the best game of classic Big Brother at this point. He's well-liked by everyone, and is a physical threat who somehow is still off the radar as a target, because he's been able to subtly forge alliances with almost everyone in the house. He's in all three major groups at this point: The remains of Quattro, headed by himself and Alec, the "Team Nova Scotia" alliance with Andrew and Jillian (tying him in to the Three Stooges of Andrew, AJ and Talla), and also has an enigmatic understanding with Gary that hasn't yet been tested in the game but which ties him to the house underdogs.

That doesn't mean it's going to be smooth sailing for him, but even if physical threats start to be targeted, Alec will probably be on the radar long before Emmett.

Emmett has a decent understanding of how to play the game, but he may not be able to manipulate at the level of an Alec or a Gary, and could have a hard time digging himself out if his muscles and charm finally start to threaten the other players.

4. Alec 
If I had to pick anyone for an Easter Sunday resurrection, it would be Alec. This guy is playing one of the more interesting games in the house, for better or for worse, and his game is surprisingly risky for someone who considers himself a student of the game. At the same time, he's a creative player with a deep knowledge of the game who might just have the skill set to pull himself out of a tight spot.

Who in the world cuts strings with a loyal (if skeptical) showmance at the final nine, especially when they still have allies like Gary in the game? A desperate man, that's who. I've said before that Alec wants to be the Spock of the house, emotionless and entertaining, but he's actually a highly personal and emotional player. He wanted Tom out because he disliked him, and that instinct only amplified after Showergate. He soured on his showmance with Topaz and decided to cut her early rather than trying to play it out for a solid ally and jury vote. Logically, Alec knows how to play the game and strategize, but he just doesn't know how to keep his emotions from getting in his way.

I still wouldn't count Alec out. His uncanny ability to play the victim should come in handy in the wake of his breakup with Topaz, and he was better-liked than her in the house to start with. If he's able to martyr himself and stay in the house's good graces, he can paint Gary and Topaz as the villains and stick himself safely with the house majority.

I also have to give Alec some credit for recognizing, as a fan, that Big Brother is supposed to be an entertaining show. His bizarre live show costumes and slip-ups, his characters like "Ricardo", his recent Diary Room montage with Peter, his continued insistence on walking around shirtless - all of it spices up the feeds and the broadcast shows. 

Love him or hate him, Alec has been one of the breakout stars of Big Brother Canada. He will probably be in danger sooner rather than later, and how he plays in the hot seat will determine whether that stardom ends soon, or Alec continues to dominate the chatter around the show.

5. Jillian
There's not much to say about Jillian.

She's not a bad gamer - she's well-liked and well-aligned within the house. Most of her allies don't talk much game with her, but trust her nevertheless. She's now unofficially the fourth member of Quattro, having replaced Tom, and is building a solid friendship with Peter to strengthen the foursome.

The one thing that puts her at risk is her open partnership with Emmett. If anyone decides the pair needs to be split up, Emmett is the obvious choice to go home, but Jillian would probably leave before him due to the alliance dynamics of the house.

Still, it's unlikely that she will leave before the end of the game, which is unfortunate, since she doesn't bring much to the house other than as Emmett's appendage. I'm concerned that Jillian's bland, solid gameplay could be shaping us up for a very boring live feed endgame at the tail of an otherwise entertaining season.

6. Peter
Peter's taken a great deal of heat from game critics, and rightfully so. As the show's default narrator, he's been allowed to paint himself in the Diary Room as a mastermind. But as we feed viewers all know, he's spending all his time lounging around the couch, nibbling at chicken nuggets and watching the game evolve.

But the game has mostly gone the way he wanted, while he's done very little. You can't underestimate how significant that is. He seemed shaken after he lost Liza in the Double Eviction, but he didn't let his housemates know how flustered he was, and went back into Hyena Mode, lurking and waiting for the scraps of the kill.

The true test will be when Pete lands himself in hot water, which could be sooner rather than later, more from Alec's doing than his own. Peter has stayed off the radar like any good Big Brother houseguest in the pre-jury weeks of the game, which is probably for the best, since as he's the first to admit, he hates everyone. But, he can't stay off the radar forever.

Peter doesn't manipulate as well as he tells Alec he does, and he's not forging any alliances on that couch. The question for Peter will be: Are his true alliances with people like Alec, Emmett and Jillian enough to propel him into the endgame strategies he fantasizes about, or will he be left on the outside of the social core of the house going into the final weeks?

7. Andrew
As we all know due to the feed leak, Andrew currently holds Head of Household power, and at a very critical time. Andrew's decisions this week could very well determine which alliances make it into the final weeks of the game. Last time Andrew held the power, he went with the house consensus and seemed to resent it, but will he make the same choice this time?

Andrew is a paranoid player, who just last week was openly and rightfully skeptical of Alec and his machinations in the house. On the other hand, Alec may have dug himself out of that hole by saving Andrew during Topaz's short reign. Or did he?

Andrew seems to shift his game from day to day and conversation to conversation, and while he seems to be shifting out of the Three Stooges and into Quattro, it's hard to say if that's intentional or just for strategic appearances. Andrew, like Alec, is an emotional player, but he's not quite the same level of strategist.

Right now, I'm not sure if I can see an endgame victory path for Andrew. He has two choices this week: stick with the house consensus and target Gary/Topaz, or shake things up by targeting some combination of Alec/Peter/Emmett. If he chooses the first path, he stays on the outside of the house's social core and is still high on the hitlist, but if he chooses the second, he makes himself an even bigger target with the remaining competitive threats from Quattro.

At this point, Andrew is still a wild card, and I'm curious to see what choices he will have made by the time the feeds come up tonight.

8. Topaz
Right now, Topaz's game is the one we know the least about.

We know that up until her Head of Household victory, she was in a vulnerable position, threatened by her declining relationship with Alec and his work against her. We also know that sometime after the feeds went down, the two of them broke up, and are now decidedly at odds.

At odds with Alec is not a good place to be. As I said earlier, he can play the victim like no one else's business, and with her constant bickering with Big Brother over alarms and rule-breaking, Topaz is not exactly positioned to gain sympathy from the rest of the house.

We also don't know what a vengeful Topaz looks like - will she take it lying down, or will she go to the mat and try to bring Alec down with her? She has an opening if she can play on Andrew's paranoia of Alec. The one thing protecting Alec so far has been that no one is talking about his game, but if Andrew and Topaz compare notes, they could easily figure out what he's doing and start working to take him down once and for all.

Topaz is perhaps the biggest wild card in the game right now - she could be anywhere between 0 and 60 right now, and we won't know where she stands until later tonight. Still, her chances of making it to the end are currently slim to none, unless she can manage to strengthen new alliances as a single girl in the house.

9. Gary
I said most of what I wanted to say about Gary yesterday. He's been a breath of fresh air on the show and the live feeds, and has astute perceptive skills to propel him in this game where social dynamics are everything. He's also a physical threat in ways that often go unnoticed by the other houseguests. At the same time, he's socially immature and annoys the house on a regular basis, and has never been part of the "in crowd", though many of its members individually do seem to like him quite a bit. He's also a personal player, though he's wise enough to try to separate his emotions from the game and try to at least fake an alliance with Alec even in the wake of his betrayal.

Unless things change drastically, Gary will remain where he is on the hit list and eventually be sent packing.

That said, underdogs with social skills have a way of continuing to slide through to the end in this game. Gary is a target that others can hide behind, and if he realizes that and plays it to his advantage, he could make it farther.

I don't think it will happen and don't expect that Gary will go much further in the game, but given that he wasn't even supposed to be in "The Nine", he's done okay for himself.

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Reason Number One why Andrew should consider flipping the house this week?

That.
Tonight, we'll find out where the game stands, and we'll know more about who's positioning themselves for the run to the finals. 

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Talking In Code

One of the things I always love about a good Big Brother season is how these small groups of people, locked in a house with no outside exposure for weeks, start to develop their own lingo and culture. Those of us observing them for hours on end actually understand what they mean, much to our horror. To everyone else, they look absolutely... bonkers. Even more so than usual.

Talla's Talk Show - another weird cultural aspect of the house. Yes, that's a lint roller.
So far I've noticed the following inside jokes making the rounds on the feeds:

"Integers!" : I'm still not entirely clear what this stands for or where it started, but it seems like they're using it as a swear word replacement. Someone suggested on Twitter that it referred to "baby steps", but that didn't seem to work in the contexts where I heard it. It also seemed to be associated with AJ for some reason, so we may not hear too much of it from now on.

"Jillbot" : House nickname for Jillian, used mostly by the boys, especially Peter.

"Lalla" : Early house nickname for Talla, though it's fallen out of favor lately.

"Jumper": A term coined by Topaz to refer to Talla's game. "She's not a floater, she's a jumper." She hasn't defined what it means, but you can figure it out.

Gary also has a variety of multiple personalities, of course, though they've been subdued in the last few days.

Then there are the strange inside jokes that make the broadcast shows out of context, perplexing viewers who don't understand the strange subcultures the houseguests have created. One of my all-time favorite examples is from when Eric Stein decided to "pet the cat" behind Julie Chen during a BB8 live show, which made total sense - if you were watching the feeds.

Rehearsing for the nomination ceremony (seriously)
Alec's nomination speech last week fell into that category. Why on earth did he nominate AJ for being too close to Topaz? Mostly because they all thought it would be funny. He and AJ planned it in the Head of Household room the night before.

That said, I think we all know that when the feeds come back up after this four-day blackout, we won't have any clue what's going on for some time. A lot can happen in four days, and it seems like even more is happening than usual right now. Will we even recognize the place tomorrow night?

Feeds Back...ish #BBCANT

The ever-intrepid Ash caught a couple minutes of tonight's dramatic and unexpected feed leak, viewable here:



(For a longer clip, check here.)

Here's what I can piece together from this testy strategy chat between Alec and Gary:

1) Topaz nominated AJ and Andrew.
2) (There are unconfirmed rumors that Alec won POV, and probably didn't use it, knowing he controlled the vote).
3) Topaz instructed her closest friends to vote out Andrew.
4) Alec, wanting to stoke his semi-secret alliance with Andrew, decided to vote out AJ instead without telling Topaz. AJ is now the first juror.
5) Andrew then won Head of Household.
6) Andrew nominated Gary and Topaz (with Topaz probably being the target).
7) Gary is a Have-Not.
8) Alec is now groveling to Gary pretending like he had NO IDEA when he saved Andrew that Topaz would be Andrew's next target.
9) Topaz, having a functional number of brain cells, has realized that Alec is full of shit and no longer wants anything to do with him socially or romantically.
10) Gary is, in this clip, trying to convince Alec that Topaz still will work with him in the game (it's a desperate shot, but Gary's a gamer), despite the fact that he's now, clearly, her "ex".

So, the first-ever North American showmance breakup in the house... and we missed it all because the feeds were down. Thanks, BB!

Now that we're all spoiled, might as well turn them back on, no?

Thursday, March 28, 2013

And... cut!


And with that, we find out just what kind of addicts we are.

I'll have some more content coming over the next few days, if you're jonesin' like I am. In the meantime, I recommend the following:

-Feed your pets
-Feed your children
-Watch Les Mis
-Watch Les Mis again (there, you just killed like six hours)
-Catch up on sleep
-Cook a lobster
-Do your makeup like Gary
-Refer to yourself in the third person for an entire day
-Write me a treatise on Topaz and Alec, post it in the comments
-Tune back in to current events
-Do your hair like Alec's new 'do
-Dress like Topaz
-Change back into your regular clothes and THEN go for a walk (sequence is important)
-Phone a friend
-Reread the blog
-Go shopping
-Rewatch the Shield's DR a few more times
-Edit a montage of Talla overacting in the DR, post it in the comments 

Don't worry, kids, feeds will be back before you know it.

A HOHrus Line


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You know you see it. 


When Feeds Get Boring I Blog: By Ash


I have a special treat for you all during tonight's feed outage. 

Video contributor Ash, who was also one of my fellow cohosts on the Big Brother Gossip Show last season, has stepped up to contribute her blogging skills to Play By Play!

Welcome, and take it away, Ash:

"When Feeds Get Boring I Blog:


So what exactly IS going on in the BBCan house? Well, not a whole lot this week.  Although I am really liking this season in general so far, this week has been an easy, we all love each other (except for Suzette of course) so let's have family dinners and play in the pool together kind of week.  Not the kind of week us live feeders usually thrive on.  There HAVE been some strange whisperings going on in corners from time to time though, and these are the things I'm excited to see play out.  We already know that barring any strange new twists, Suzette will walk out the door tonight, but I want to know what it is that's going to happen in the coming week.


For those of us who have already realized that Alec has to be some distant, or not so distant relative of Grumpy Cat,  it comes as no surprise that he is discontent with his current "showmance" situation.  Alec has been talking all week to almost anyone who will listen about how he is..well  "just not that into her".  It all started with the ipod debacle when apparently the often sleepy Topaz fell asleep wearing Alec's ipod and so the powers that be (in this case Big Brother) took the ipod away and left Alec with no HOH music to listen to for the week.  This began the rift and at first Alec just complained of Topaz's distance from him after said incident. But, slowly but surely more details started to leak out until he was pretty much out and out saying "she isn't my cup of tea, but if I tell her that, I'm afraid I will lose her as a card to play in the game.".  Topaz of course isn't a dumb girl and is somewhat on to the fact that Alec may not be on her side as much as he would like her to think.  She is also likely aware that he will have no trouble sending her off to jury house when it comes down to her or one of his alliance members.  Her true allegiance seems to lie with Gary for the most part. As a die hard feed watcher and commentator, I am of course dying for the shit to hit the fan between the two because it will make for interesting viewing.


Speaking of Gary...Someone has a new power in the house and as of yet we don't actually know what it is.  Earlier in the week there was a task given by BB in which AJ and Suzette had to go on a double date and were not allowed to pick people currently in showmances... they chose Peter and Talla (mostly by default).  The feeds were shut down for the actual dinner, but when they came back, we were given hints to the idea that there had been some kind of pinata for the HGs not currently on a date to bust and apparently candy and some sort of prize came out of it. Gary won the prize...but here is where it gets interesting.  Several people have called it a veto and several have called it a veto ticket.  Gary himself has told several people that it just allows him to play in the coming weeks veto comp even if he is not picked, but he told Suzette that it allows him to replace one of the nominees if he so chooses.  I don't know what the truth is, but obviously there is a huge difference between a veto ticket and a diamond power of veto. I suspect that the task will be broadcasted as some of the filler on tonight's eviction show and we will learn what it actually is, but it's fun to speculate in between.  If Gary actually holds a DPOV then he is completely safe this coming week..which is good for his game since more than a few people have been whispering about wanting him out.  But, if it's only a veto ticket, it just means he is assured that he won't be truly back doored as he will have a chance to play in the POV comp.

There is also supposedly another "big twist" to the game about to be revealed tonight.  I am hoping that some people's speculations are right and that maybe it will be that this week is a double HOH.  That would liven things up..especially given the way this house has broken off.  Provided the two HOHs were not already a unit like Emmett and Jillian or Alec and Peter, picking nominees could get very very hairy.  The double HOH is all pure speculation though, and we won't actually know the twist until we watch the show (or someone who was at the live show leaks it).  


I am torn about what I would like to see happen in the coming week.  Anyone who follows my twitter knows that I am not a fan of Talla, but I think she has a good chance at HOH if it's an endurance comp, and I think a Talla HOH would be highly entertaining.  She is the epitome of a wild card.  Not only do I not know where her head is, I can barely understand the sentences she makes..when she finishes them.  So, having her in power would be something to behold. The only person I am pretty sure would be safe in that instance would be AJ..and I'm not even 100% sure of that. 


I am a fan of The Shield alliance, and I would like to see them make it far in the game, but I must admit, because they are not playing an anywhere near perfect game, I would like to see a few things happen that they did not plan out or some things that might make them poop their pants just a little worrying if things will work out in their favor or not.  Nervous house guests make for interesting feeds.  

I am also pretty okay with Emmett, Jillian, Topaz, and Gary at this point, and I enjoy watching Andrew and AJ as well.  I wasn't sad to see Tom or Liza go at all.  I was excited that Tommy the tool and his lizard tongued succubeast were evicted, but the problem now is that I don't really strongly dislike anyone outside of a few people who mildly get on my nerves. So I honestly don't have many people I am rooting for harder than the others.  I am just hoping the HOH win will be whoever can shake up the house the most this week.  

So that's it, that's where I'm at and that's pretty much what happened this week.  Now I just get to sit and wave bye bye to Suzette and all her tears and self pity and hope for a big week this week.  What do you all think?  Any speculations? Who are your favorites?"

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Big Brother Around the Web

Before dissolving into an argument about the PC terminology for black Canadians(*), the Survivor Sucks thread had some interesting posts overnight. I recommend starting with this page and maybe skipping the couple after it.

The enigma continues
Among the talking points that raised my eyebrows:

-Alec feels emasculated by Topaz and both loves and hates her
-Topaz is both the reason why Alec ditched Tom, and a proxy for his inner geek issues
-Topaz is a new kind of showmance, not doing whatever the man says
-Alec is jealous of Emmett and his subservient showmance
-Alec should have showmanced Talla, and AJ is in love with Topaz
-Topaz + Alec = Sophie + Kris (BBUK)

Based on what we've heard about the Diary Rooms ("Please stop talking about Production!" -Polite Canadian Big Brother), I expect the cracks in the showmance to be featured for the first time probably on tonight's episode. Hello, iPodgate! Very curious to see what both Alec and Topaz are telling the Diary Room, compared to what they're telling their friends in the house.

It did seem like Alec was flipping back to protecting Topaz again in some of his conversations with the boys last night, as if he's still giving off the impression he's willing to cut her, while actually encouraging the others to keep her around longer.

Does that mean he's over his butthurt about the iPod? Or is he coming off slop brain and back to his strategic senses, realizing that he should be trusting Topaz much more than Andrew or Emmett at this point? It just makes no sense to want to cut the girl who's honest to a fault with you, over the guys who are clearly holding back information and are also far more likely to beat you in the end.

(*)I'm not an expert on this myself, but I was surprised when I heard people in the house referring to Topaz as African-American, which I guess isn't wrong, but "black" seems to cover it, too.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Wardrobe Malfunctions

Given that they've barely seen the sun in weeks, it doesn't take much to get these guys excited.

BB gave them two things to get excited about today: 1) a task, and 2) an air hockey table.

The task involved Suzette and AJ going on a double date, though they weren't allowed to choose existing showmancers for their partners. Suzette chose Peter, AJ chose Talla, and the other houseguests were assigned to assist in the preparation of the surf and turf dinner. Apparently, they had to kill the lobster. 

Gary and Topaz dressed up as "the entertainment"
Feeds came back up after the double date to reveal that the date task also offered the opportunity for a prize, a replacement veto. Alec won it, and Andrew seems annoyed about it, hinting that Alec may have cheated. (**Update: Now it sounds like Gary may have actually won the "replacement veto"? Not clear yet what the power actually is.)

That didn't stop the housemates from returning to fun with the hockey table. A little too much fun, really. In fact, they're so excited about the table that - well, look below.

I see France, I see AJ's plumber's crack
Topaz and Alec seem to be back on, or at least faking it better, tonight. They played a particularly vigorous match. Topaz had a little difficulty with her tube top dress.

Wardrobe malfunction
Alec decided to level the playing field.

(Lack of) wardrobe malfunction
Playing field safely leveled, Topaz kicked his ass. 

Victory
Andrew's been playing hard today, trying to make a Final 2 with Jillian and gaming up with Emmett. He could be in trouble depending on who wins next week - there's a lot of ammunition out there to use against him. Then again, he's still trusted by Alec and building trust with Jillian and Emmett, plus he's still thick with the Three Stooges.

I can't say his gameplay is particularly masterful, but he's playing more actively than, say, Peter at the moment. No one seems to be talking about him as a target, either. 

The Last Supper

While feeds are down for a house dinner task, I thought now would be a good time to say:

Au revoir, Suzette.


Chopped by the great ChitownBB. 

Monday, March 25, 2013

Diary Room Bloopers

The biggest reason I'm enjoying the season so far? The comedy.

This cast provides great one-liners and great comic timing, both on the broadcast shows and the live feeds. I can't remember the last time a BBUS cast made me laugh this much.

Slice just put out this montage of Diary Room Bloopers, and I hope it's not the last.



Classic moment:

"Sorry for being a little baby yesterday, won't happen again." -Alec, to Big Brother

Let's Get Physical

The houseguests got a little frisky tonight in the Big Brother Canada house and decided to burn off some post-POV ceremony steam. 

(If you're wondering, Emmett did not use the Veto and had some choice words for Suzette about her pity party, so she spent most of the evening sulking.)

First, Peter and Jillbot engaged in a little wrestle, refereed by AJ.

Eyes up here, AJ...
3... 2...
Beaten by a girl!
Alec and Topaz continued pretending like they were in to each other.

This is what a showmance looks like when it's OVER.
A soccer game was hastily arranged in the backyard. Emmett removed his shoes, declaring that he was forever rolling his ankles in those shoes, and would rather play barefoot.

Sock it to me
Shirts vs. skins?
Breaking to fake it some more
Peter and Jillian... again.
Peter is spending an awful lot of time getting friendly with Jillian lately, which should be a giant clue to Gary and Topaz that their "Fourgy" alliance with Peter and Alec is history. Gary seems hyper aware of that fact, however, especially since Alec keeps coming to him to try and vent about the apologies he feels he needs from Topaz. Gary's not having it and keeps changing the subject.

Anyway, so, back to the game. Alec turned out to be an incredibly klutzy soccer player (like, seriously, he was that awkward kid trying to look athletic on the sidelines and barely connecting with the ball), and accidentally ran into Emmett's foot, and now Emmett's toe may be broken.

I got it I got it I got it wait where'd the ball go?
Breaking the bone of one of your closest allies during a friendly romp? Kind of a metaphor for Alec's entire HOH reign so far, I think.

(I still like the guy, in spite of what it may sound like, but his game this week has left much to be desired.)

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Mount Gary Erupts (Video & Audio!)

As predicted, there was indeed a task tonight. When feeds returned, the houseguests were enjoying a backyard barbecue along with some much-needed booze. Apparently, AJ successfully got a certain number of houseguests to play a game at the request of Marsha the Moose. These kids are starting to get smarter about dutifully cooperating with the obvious tasks in order to earn rewards for the house.


Gary has been complaining of malaise for a couple of days. At first it seemed like something he ate, and then later like a cold. Could have also been the loss of power, quite honestly. Whatever the cause, he's been withdrawn and unhappy for days.

It didn't take long for Gary to wander back inside from the party tonight, where he and Topaz engaged in an epic bitchfest that started in the Head of Household room and moved downstairs.



Thanks to intrepid Big Brother blogger/podcaster Ash, we have video and audio of everything that you could possibly think of that's bothering Gary. Pretty much every houseguest gets a cameo.

Follow Ash on Twitter at @Ashes2Ashes13!

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Once the venting was complete, Gary and Topaz returned to the pool party... where she noticeably blew off Alec.

Big Brother then decided that now would be an excellent time to bring out more booze.

Stay tuned... Mount Gary may have more steam to blow.