Showing posts with label Andrew. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Andrew. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

The #BBCAN Crystal Ball

I conjured up my Ouija board tarot cards magic wand crystal ball tonight, and here's what it had to say about what the next few weeks hold, as the last group of Big Brother Canada contestants are released into the big wide world.

Jury House Stew
AJ: Bearing the curse of the forgotten first jury member, AJ will cultivate a small Twitter following, which will dip when he confuses followers by still referring to himself in the third person, making them think it's a fan account. Joins his friend Murtz for a double interviewing act for awhile, further confusing the issue.

The Emperor of His Own Doom
Alec: His relationship with Topaz will last longer than anyone expects, largely because he's too insecure to end it publicly at first. He will move in with Peter as planned and create that Sheyld Youtube channel I've been rooting for all along, focusing on entertaining and often wildly incorrect Big Brother game analysis. He will also realize, much to his relief, that nobody in the psychology world gives a goddamn whether or not his wiener showed on Canadian cable access (it didn't). 

Topaz Glitter
Topaz: Will stay with Alec a little longer, just to stick it to the haters, because she's stubborn like that. Eventually she'll give up and dump him, within a couple months of watching his Diary Rooms and simultaneously getting bored with him. Will be amazing on Twitter.

Marsha's Favorite
Peter: After a couple of months of moping over Liza, will sleep with her once and then move on to try to date either someone from the Big Brother US crew, or a moose. His depression over missing Dan's visit to the house will be alleviated when Dan has him on a webchat, one of the many podcast appearances Peter will be making in addition to his own Youtube channel.

Add caption
Andrew: Will move in for the kill when Emmett and Jillian break up, but fail and end up dating one of Jillian's sisters instead. Will also spend months, if not years, complaining on Twitter about how the game was stolen from him by Dan Alec Production Emmett Marsha the Moose.

No, Talla, We Don't
Talla:  Tries to trademark Do You Love It t-shirts, but sales are poor. Starts her own Youtube channel, but ratings are low. Will live on forever in countless .gifs. 

Zoe's Brother
Gary: Where do we start? Big Brother Canada All-Stars, Big Brother US special visit, featured in the Toronto gay pride parade, starts working up his fabulous drag routine for a national tour. Gary conquers the world.

Look at Jillian... looking
Jillian: After Emmett dumps her shortly after the show, will mope a bit before getting on with her normal life and disappearing. I can't come up with anything more colorful than that. It's Jillian.
Milkman
Emmett: Waits a month or two before dumping Jillian, just long enough to make it look like it was maybe real. Will enjoy his newfound riches back on the dairy farm, ride in the Toronto Gay Pride parade with Gary, and enjoy playing the field in Nova Scotia.






Friday, April 26, 2013

Why Andrew Lost

A couple weeks ago, I had Andrew pegged to win the game. What went wrong? 


Andrew will tell you it's Dan's fault. According to his exit interview, Dan got in Emmett's ear, and that was that. It's a narrative that works for Andrew and the way he defined himself in this game, which has a lot to do with why he's now chilling in a lodge somewhere this morning taunting Peter about Dan's visit. 

But it's just not the case.


The truth is, Andrew, as well as he disguised it, had one of the worse egos in this game, and it got in his way. Alec and Peter were stupid to align with Jillian and Emmett, he told himself, but it made sense for him, because he was honest, or something. 

Andrew refused to acknowledge the truth Dan was trying to help him see: that his allies had not only betrayed ally after ally of their own, but put him on the block two weeks running. Despite that, by the fact Dan got into the game, Andrew's moose was already cooked. 


Andrew was a target long before Dan entered the house, and his game may have been over the moment he aligned with Jillian and Emmett and decided that he would protect both. It got him further than he would have gotten on his own, as he was at the bottom of the pecking order at one point, but to proceed to the end, he would have had to win more competitions and also strengthen, rather than weaken, his connections to Gary and Talla. Still, the showmance held all the power at the end, and without being able to shift them (as no one really has throughout the game, they waver but never shift with campaigning), he was screwed.

Like so many others before him, Andrew's ego proved to be his undoing, leaving him in exactly the same position as Alec, ironically - $10,000 richer and off to the jury house.

So now there are four - Jillian, Emmett, Talla, and Gary. The game is practically Emmett's for the taking unless Talla or Gary manage to squeak out a veto win tomorrow. He's played a classically good game and probably deserves the win (she says grudgingly), but it would be fun to see the underdogs take him out and leave the outcome in doubt this close to the end.

I don't really expect that to happen, but at least it gives us all some minor reason to keep watching.

By the way, if you missed it, Dan has a great rundown of the houseguests left in the game, and singles out pride as the reason for Andrew's downfall.

Monday, April 22, 2013

The Beginning Of The End

You know it's the beginning of the end of a season of Big Brother when you check your feeds and all you see is:





 Needless to say, not a lot happened today.  The veto ceremony went on as planned and Talla was put on the block. At one point I was going to start counting how many times Andrew complained about thinking the veto comp was rigged, but I lost count after 5 times.  The one thing remotely game related that has gone on today has been Andrews completely not subtle by any means campaigning.  All of his work is falling on deaf ears though.  Emmett and Gary are both in favor of Andrew being the one out and Talla is even in the know about it.  The slightly amusing thing I learned today? Talla can't multiply by 10.  Not that I should be shocked by that one, but, okay I'm a little shocked.  She joined Emmett and Andrew at the hot tub for a while earlier and started babbling nonsensical things as usual which somehow landed her on doing math problems.  She then started trying to figure out things like what's 500 x 10..and drew a blank until Andrew told her the answer.  Oh the stabbing pains I feel when I think about the idea of this blubbering, screeching idiot somehow slipping her way into the final 2.  *slaps forehead*



Anyway, that's your update for the day via Ash.  I'll be back tomorrow with hopefully some more interesting game play to report.

This is our house. They are just guests here.

Hi again! Ash here. I was asked by Karen to guest her blog for a few days while she lets real life get in the way of her BB viewing.  I shall try to keep you all at least semi informed.  Now that introductions are done, let's just get right down to it.

Since the exit of Dan today, not a lot of gaming has really gone on, so I think I will just give you guys a quick rundown of the house as I see it right now and the things I want vs what I am currently hating.  You all are of course welcomed and encouraged to leave your own opinions .

As of now Andrew is currently the target and will likely be voted out on Thursday.  Jillian doesn't want to see him go because she has a final 2 deal with him..but since Gary now holds the veto and Talla will be the replacement nominee, I am sure she would rather take her chances with Talla than to try and go up against Andrew in the end.  Unfortunately, to the dismay of all of our eardrums, it's looking more and more like Talla will definitely make the final 3 with a strong possibility of even being dragged to the final 2 where she will lose to whoever takes her...but still take second place prize.  Please BB gods..don't let that happen?! I wouldn't "love it".







I won't lie to you friends I am extremely disappointed that the final 5 have come down to people who all have deals with each other and were once all one big alliance.  I was really hoping the inaugural season of BB Canada would bring more drama in the end with one side of the house being against the other etc..  Sadly, this is not the case.  The only person that wants Jill or Emmett out of the house (maybe) is Gary, and I'm not even sure after tonight's episode whether he is trying to get rid of Jill or not.  At first I thought he was, but then in his DR he revealed that he wants to take her to the end since everyone in jury is bitter and won't vote for her. Damn that Jillian..she is a strong enough player to keep herself in the game and annoying enough to where people still want to take her to the end because she may not win.






From a personal standpoint, the only final 2 I would really like to see happen would be Emmett and Gary.  Emmett may not be the most entertaining, but I feel like he has played a relatively smart game compared to the others and he has had quite a few wins despite his frequent DQs.  I would also like to see Gary pull it out just because it's unexpected and because Gary himself is unexpectedly a relatively good player.  He wins comps when he needs to most of the time and he is actually pretty perceptive of other players and their intentions.  I do realize that taking all personal like and dislike out of it that Jill and Emmett would be the best/strongest players for the final 2.  I was not as appalled as I normally would be or should have been to hear Emmett say "This is our house and they are just guests in it" during tonight's episode, because let's face it, with the recent HOHs being Jillian, Emmett, Jillian, Emmett, and some veto wins thrown in between...he is kind of right.










The one thing we can probably be almost sure of at this point is that Andrew is going to walk out the door on Thursday.  I'm not sad or happy either way about this.  I don't particularly like Andrew.  I find him funny and more entertaining than Talla any day, but I'm not getting my hopes high for her walking, so for now I will just say bye bye Andrew!






What do you all think?  Have any favorites? Who do you want to see make it to the end? Who do you hope walks on Thursday?  Hopefully more gaming will happen in the next few days so I will have more to inform you all on.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Canadian Renegades

Dan set the house a series of challenges last night after dinner, with the goal of earning all of them an official cherry red Renegade bandana. He told them that everyone would get a challenge, some in public, some in secret. If they didn't want the bandana, they didn't have to accept the challenge.


Talla was first, with a public challenge to cannonball into the pool. She didn't know what that meant, and her form was not exactly perfect:


But the end result was the same:


Dan helped her out:


And crowned her the first Canadian Renegade:


Andrew received his challenge in the store room, for good reason: Dan instructed him to kiss Jillian in front of Emmett. In order to allow Andrew to maintain his head atop his shoulders, he promised to whip out a red bandanna the second he did it, so that Emmett wouldn't have more than a split second to be livid. Andrew was down with that.


It took a few minutes, but finally everyone was gathered in the hot tub, and Andrew announced he was going for it, in return for Emmett nominating him. Dan had the bandanna whipped out before Andrew had even finished.


Let's face it, Andrew has wanted to do that from day one.


He won a bandana for it, anyway.


Emmett got the next assignment in secret: to mimic Gary for ten minutes. This was a little confusing to him, and he asked Big Brother for a clarification. When he didn't get it, he went out to the pool area and began arguing with Talla in a loose approximation of a Gary accent, with a few Gary-isms thrown in ("motherfucker!")


This was so effective that it resulted in Talla leaping to her feet and yelling back at him, not unlike her fight with Gary a couple of weeks back. No one except Dan seemed to realize what Emmett was doing.


Dan blissfully spared Emmett after about two minutes of this, presenting him with the bandana and revealing the task, resulting in a quick make-up hug between Talla and Emmett as he donned his Renegade garb.

For Jillian's challenge, he lured her into the storeroom for help changing his battery pack...


...then asked:
"How comfortable are you dancing?"
"I don't like to dance," she replied.
"Okay, perfect."


The task? To carry a full bottle of juice to the pack porch and dump it over her head while dancing. Dan had to secure permission from Big Brother before assigning her this one.

"I hate my life right now," Jillian was overheard saying after Dan left her alone in the store room with the bottle of juice.


Look at Jillian dancing.


Aaaaaaand Jillian's in the club.

For his final trick, Dan instructed Gary to dump cold water on the first person to fall asleep, who happened to be a drunken Talla. It should be noted that one of Gary's punishments is to stay awake for 24 hours himself, which added to the fun of this one.


Talla did not think it was so fun, drunkenly filling a pot with cold water and stumbling up to the HOH room to try to find a target for revenge.


The upstairs group hid out long enough that drunk, half-asleep Talla either forgot or failed to care why she was hauling a pot of cold water up the steps. 

Mission accomplished.


And, with Gary's induction, all of the final five Big Brother Canada houseguests are officially Renegades.


It's been a fun visit - with no game to play himself and no chance of being buzzed in to do so, Dan is having nothing but a good time. As a viewer of the show himself, it's got to be surreal to step into the game and get to probe them on their game thoughts and manipulate them into having one of the best nights of the live feeds this year.


All in all, not bad work for Big Brother Canada, to keep things hopping near the end of the game.

I will be mostly unavailable for a few days, so I will be leaving you all in the capable hands of Ash. Follow her on Twitter if you don't already, especially since updates may not go out over my Twitter until I'm back at a computer.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

The Moose is Cooked

Sure enough, today's Veto was the How Bad Do You Want It Competition. Andrew and Gary both wanted it, with Andrew getting a mohawk courtesy of Dan, and Gary getting slop for the rest of the game and a prisoner costume:

Gary wanted it more
Dan's influence on the game continued after the feeds came up, with Emmett finally opening up to Dan and deciding that it makes sense to boot Andrew now, and Gary and Talla making a quiet pledge not to nominate each other next week.

Meeting Marge
With the competition over and the backyard opened, Dan took a trip out to see the hot tub with Emmett and Andrew. He was very interested in Marge the Moose, asking if they talked to her, but didn't quite get it when they said no.

A tribute to Peter (RIP)
Back inside, he continued to grill them about who had talked to the other moose in the Diary Room hallway. Talla is the only one who has, for her talk show task the other day - no one else knows the secret of Marsha the Moose, who has only spoken to Talla, Peter and AJ. It took Dan a minute to realize his goof, as Talla played dumb and Jillian grilled Dan about why on earth he would ask about talking mooses.

Jokers reacts
Dan's goof went over the heads of most of the houseguests, but it didn't go unnoticed by the internet, or by Production, who called him into the Diary Room and elicited an apology a couple of minutes later (so as not to arouse suspicion). 

So the secret of the mooses remains (mostly) safe, and Dan is free to continue wreaking havoc on the house and entertaining the internet for the rest of the night. 


How, Dan, Do You Want It?

Late this morning, a letter appeared under the front door accompanied by the ring of a doorbell.


The source of the letter was revealed on Twitter minutes earlier: Dan Gheesling, 7-0 underdog winner of Big Brother 10 and 6-1 controversial runner-up of Big Brother 14 was standing just outside the entrance, waiting to make one of his own. 


The final five houseguests gathered in the living room and Talla read out the announcement: a visitor was coming who was familiar with what they were going through, and could be used as they wished. The speculation began immediately, with Peter being at the top of the list, but they quickly and correctly moved on to the stars of Big Brother US, with Will, Janelle, Dan, and even Hayden and Mike Boogie making their wishlists.


Andrew insisted that he could care less, that he wasn't interested in anyone else's strategy, and he just wanted to play Veto and get it over with. He and Gary are nominated, with Andrew possibly being the target, not that he knows that. Andrew has vocally said multiple times that he's a Jeff fan and couldn't stand Dan, something to keep in mind as we revisit the next series of events.


After a bedroom lockdown, the houseguests emerged to find a mysterious clue in ketchup. This one baffled me for a few minutes, because all I could think of was Eric and the America's Player mustard task in Big Brother 8, but then I remembered the hypothetical bottle of ketchup that Britney Haynes repeatedly said would have beaten Dan in the Big Brother 14 finale. 


Talla confirmed that yes, it was ketchup.


Finally, the doorbell rang again, and as the houseguests sprinted up the stairs, Dan Gheesling made his grand entrance.


Talla was not excited in the least. (She was the only person to name Dan as a player she wanted to meet today in all the speculation, and after over an hour of flitting around the house chanting "Oh my god!", she was more than ready to take flight for the payoff.)


Dan feigned like he hasn't been watching the show the whole time, pretending like he needed to be introduced to all of them. Once introductions were complete, Talla mentioned his funeral, and he immediately leapt up, donned a red headband, and announced that they all had to tell him why they deserved to stay in the game, because he would be selecting one of them to leave that night.


Emmett, who at this point is sick and tired of twists messing with his game, was even less impressed with this latest one. He's been complaining all week about the twists, especially Gary coming back, and how they're interfering with his otherwise perfect game. Emmett hasn't watched enough seasons of Big Brother US to understand that this is fairly typical when someone's on a dominant win streak like he and Jillian have had.


Dan finally revealed that he was just kidding, to (almost) everyone's amusement. Don't miss Andrew the Dan hater bum-rushing him there. Despite complaining about Peter playing a Dan game for weeks, for most of the time they were greeting him, Andrew was more or less the closest person to Dan. He also made a somewhat awkward remark about Dan's wife being with him for the celebrity. Andrew, that's why you're still single.


Note Andrew's proximity to Dan once more, on the house tour.


And again as the houseguests explained to Dan what's been happening in the game that he's been watching over the internet for the last two months. They were kind enough to gloat over the evicted Alec and Peter as Dan fans, which was in fact inaccurate - Peter is the Dan fan, Alec was actually a Dr. Will fan and didn't particularly care for Dan.


Eventually, the houseguests began to take Dan up on his offer to provide pre-veto advice. Talla babbled her way through her incredibly one-dimensional strategy to Dan, who gently started to alert her to the fact that she may not want to put all her eggs in the basket of a four-person alliance where two are in a showmance and three are from the same region. 


Gary similarly took Dan up on his advice, and Dan Socratic Method-ed him until he finally saw the Power Move that Peter missed last week: getting Talla to win the veto and pull one of them off the block to force Jillian up. It's a pretty weak hope for Gary, and Dan didn't push it hard, but he did make Gary really start thinking through his options and the power he has in the game. It was a fascinating conversation, since Gary has been quiet since his return, but he is thinking. Dan was able to latch on to that deeper, more complex Gary and wrest him out from under the immature, impulsive Gary. Was it enough to get him through this week? Hard to say.

The subtext of both conversations was that Dan thinks Gary and Talla should align, which is absolutely correct, but he was able to get both of them to voice why they're uncertain about doing so. With a few more hours in the house, Dan might still be able to get an underdog alliance going before he leaves.

If only he'd had a couple hours with Alec, Peter, and Topaz. Anyway.


Emmett was far more reserved, only talking Dan through his past game moves, not his future. He doesn't trust Dan, voicing later to some of the others that he's afraid info given to Dan could be leaked. 

Andrew and Jillian for their part scorned the offer, since neither one respects Dan's strategy - Andrew, despite fame-whoring it up around Dan, was later heard complaining that Dan was just lucky.

A feed leak revealed that today's Power of Veto competition may be How Bad Do You Want It, so Gary's pre-game strategy session with Dan may play to his advantage. Gary knows that winning himself is his only hope, and he feels that he owes it to Canada to try to survive in the game, since they voted him in. 

So, how, Dan, do you want it? Looks like if Dan has his way, it might be a slightly more interesting endgame than we'd been anticipating.