Worst Punishment Ever

Andrew: "THIS IS DISGUSTING."

As part of this week's Have Not punishment, Andrew and Talla are required to wake up an hour early every morning and watch a ten minute compilation video of Jillian and Emmett making out.

I have to tip my hat to the Big Brother Canada production team. This may be the worst punishment ever.

Andrew: "He's got the wandering hands!" Talla: "He does."

I was up in time for the first session this morning. 

Andrew: "What are you doing?" Talla: "Hands off..." Andrew: "YOUR HANDS ARE BELOW THE EQUATOR."

Andrew and Talla were not quiet about their reaction, and managed to wake up both Jillian and Emmett, who stumbled out to investigate, even as Andrew yelled at him: "You do not want to watch this!"

Emmett, a little too interested in the footage

It's also interesting timing, given that Andrew and Talla should really be spending time this week thinking about just how close Emmett and Jillian are. Will it have any impact on their gameplay?

It might not matter - after last night's promising developments, Jillian and Emmett flipped back to putting up Peter and Andrew, after dumbass Peter pointed out that Emmett could end up on the block if Andrew won POV and saved Talla (um, yes). Granted, Peter is probably just covering his ass, but he's limiting his options.

The Last Supper

While feeds are down for a house dinner task, I thought now would be a good time to say:

Au revoir, Suzette.

Chopped by the great ChitownBB. 

Mount Gary Erupts (Video & Audio!)

As predicted, there was indeed a task tonight. When feeds returned, the houseguests were enjoying a backyard barbecue along with some much-needed booze. Apparently, AJ successfully got a certain number of houseguests to play a game at the request of Marsha the Moose. These kids are starting to get smarter about dutifully cooperating with the obvious tasks in order to earn rewards for the house.

Gary has been complaining of malaise for a couple of days. At first it seemed like something he ate, and then later like a cold. Could have also been the loss of power, quite honestly. Whatever the cause, he's been withdrawn and unhappy for days.

It didn't take long for Gary to wander back inside from the party tonight, where he and Topaz engaged in an epic bitchfest that started in the Head of Household room and moved downstairs.

Thanks to intrepid Big Brother blogger/podcaster Ash, we have video and audio of everything that you could possibly think of that's bothering Gary. Pretty much every houseguest gets a cameo.

Follow Ash on Twitter at @Ashes2Ashes13!

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Once the venting was complete, Gary and Topaz returned to the pool party... where she noticeably blew off Alec.

Big Brother then decided that now would be an excellent time to bring out more booze.

Stay tuned... Mount Gary may have more steam to blow.

FEED ALEC

Tonight, Gary invited everyone up to the HOH room for a party, first implying and then flat-out stating it was a task.

(It wasn't.)

Who wants to see my HOH room again?

Everyone played along, some more grudgingly than others, until Gary finally acknowledged that he had probably failed the (fake) task by stating it was a task. 

Take me to funky town

Talla erupted into the fourth of four enormous Have Not breakdowns of the week. Emmett had a meltdown over lacking his preferred protein powder, Jillian threw one over the pedicure task, Alec broke down over the shower incident last night, and now it was Talla's turn.

Does anyone know American Sign Language? Interpret please?

Oh, well, I know what that means, in the UK, anyway.

Alec is on week three of this clearly inadequate slop regime. Talla, Emmett and Jillian can make it a few more days, but Big Brother Canada needs to get with the program and get some food in that boy before he has another breakdown.