BB15 Eviction Night Recap - Will Helen Ever Shut Up?

Finally.  It is Thursday.  Hopefully someone we all want to shut the hell up is going to jury and hopefully NEVER COMING BACK.   Please baby Jesus, send her to jury!!! In honor of “HER” monarchy coming to an end, tonight’s drink is for “HER” – The STFU: 4 oz Crown Royal Canadian Whisky with a splash of Coca-Cola.  Who knew that Crown and Coke is really called a STFU? Oh well, on with the recap.

Julie tells us that BB history will be made when a juror returns to the game.  (I know that I have been drinking, but I am not too sure that is accurate, wasn’t there a HG named Brennnnnnnnaaaaaannnnnnnnn that came back into the game two seasons ago? Whatever)

Picking up where we left off after the POV ceremony, we get Spencer in the DR saying here we go again, on the block again.  Aaryn in the DR tells us that she put up Spencer because that is what Amanda wanted.  I guess no one but Amanda has a brain in this game and can’t make moves on their own.  Now we get Helen in the DR crying, whining, and telling us what America thinks, with her being a “good person”, which is then followed by Helen crying, whining, and telling us what America thinks, with her being a “good person”, campaigning for votes to stay.  STFU Helen.  Helen does manage to corner McCrae and takes it to a personal level telling him that basically, Amanda treats him like shit.  Not wanting to miss out on the action, Elissa joins Helen in pressuring GM to keep Helen, which is followed by threatening Andy that if he does not vote to keep Helen, they (Helen and Elissa) will come after him.  Basically, Helen threatens to turn the jury against him.   Hey Helen, here’s a little hint: if you want someone to vote for you, DON’T THREATEN THEM!!! Just saying.

After the commercial break, Julie talks to the HGS about the Have-Not in the dark comp and the OTEV POV comp.  This is called filler.  This is called “we really don’t care as we have ALREADY SEEN THIS!!!” Moving on.

Speech time:

Spencer – Hi to everyone, please keep me, I know Elissa won’t vote for me as she is close with Helen, everyone else, please keep me.

Helen – I do believe that she said Hi to everyone but the President of the United States.  Not kidding.

Votes:

McCrae – Helen

Amanda – Helen

Elissa – Spencer

Andy – Helen

GinaMarie – Helen

Helen, with this vote, I do believe that America has spoken.  Bye bye.  Step one complete.  Now, please, please, please, let anyone but Helen win the “Juror Re-Enter the House Comp”.

After the commercial break, Julie tells Helen she is evicted, which causes her and Andy to start crying.  Really Andy? Just when I was starting to like you.

In her exit interview with Julie, Helen says that she has been questioning Andy’s loyalty and then continued on for five minutes.  Not kidding.  I can’t even begin to keep up with her.  The goodbye messages from Andy, McCrae and Amanda basically said that Helen was targeting them or their alliance, so she had to go.  The other goodbye message was from Elissa and I don’t have a clue what she said as I don’t speak stupid.

Time to catch up with the jurors.  Well, there goes that…they are not sequestered from each other.  First Candice, then Judd, and then Jessie.  Two days ago, they are told that one of them will be going back into the game.  Candice wants to target GM and Judd wants to target Helen and Amanda.

The jurors re-enter the house and everyone hugs everyone.  Yuck.  Before the commercial break, Julie tells us that it will be two epic battles in one as the four jurors battle to get back in the house and everyone battles for HOH.  Go Jessie Go!!!  Okay, not really.

The comp is called “Off the Wall”.  The HGs are standing on a small platform that moves up, down, backwards, and forwards.  BB will randomly throw balls at them and the first HG to catch ten balls will be the next HOH.  If the HG is a juror, the HG is back in the game and the HOH.  To make it a little more difficult, BB has turned on the water sprinklers and are spraying the HGs.  As the show ends, Jessie has two balls, Judd has one, a couple of other HGs have one and Helen and Candice have none.  Go Judd Go.

Who do you want to win HOH?  Who do you want to come back into the house? Sound off below and let us know. 

UPDATE - SPOILER ALERT - WARNING SPOILER ALERT!!!

Judd is back in the house and Elissa is the new HOH!

Double Eviction and Some Serious Nastiness - BB15 Recap

Anticipating a fast pace action episode, no drink recipe tonight, just straight shooter.  Grab that shot glass, gulp it down and let’s get on with the recap.

Julie starts the show tonight telling us that it will be a double eviction and that both evictees tonight will be will become the first and second member of the jury.  Julie also tells us that there will be more surprises to come.

Picking up after the POV ceremony, we get Spencer in the DR telling us that he is safe.  We then get a Candice DR saying that Amanda has put a target on herself.  And to round it out, we get an Amanda DR telling us that thanks to the BBMVP, “I have to be nice Amanda.”  Yeah right.  Didn’t know such a thing existed. 

Now that I have said that, what do we get next?  Yep, Amanda being nice to Jessie.  In fact, she even apologized to Jessie.  And just as soon as Amanda said the magic words of “I’m sorry,” we transition to the DR where Jessie says that she is not buying it.  Nice try Amanda.

For Flashback Wednesday, we have the final four deal that was made a while ago between Andy, Amanda, McCrae and Judd.  Back to current time, Amanda is in the DR saying that she is 99.9% sure that Judd is the BBMVP.  Can you say foreshadowing? Big Brother can.

Candice can’t believe that she is a bigger target than Spencer or Amanda.  Really Candice?  How would you know anything? You have spent the entire week in bed.  Please Candice, go back to sleep.

Up next is Jessie and she is telling Helen that she wants Amanda out. Helen says that she has to get the votes first.  Jessie finds Judd and he does his best him-hawing to avoid agreeing with Jessie.  Transition to Judd in the DR tells us that he is in an alliance with Amanda.

Helen finds Andy and drags him into SR and pitches the idea of evicting Amanda. Andy him-haws around the subject while hinting that it is not a good idea.  Transition to Andy in the DR telling us that is in an alliance with Amanda.

Back from the commercial, Julie tells the HGs that this will be  the biggest jury with  9 jury members.  The HGs are ecstatic.  Julie also tells the HGs that just because you are on the jury, that doesn’t mean you are out of the game.  Translation: if you evict a HG that production likes, production will put them back in the house.  How do you like them apples?

All right, finally time for the first eviction.  Candice is first to give a “save me” speech.  Holy crap.  Candice goes right after GM.  “You think I am a rat?” GM fires right back.  Candice goes off even more and GM just keeps getting louder.  Holy crap…THIS IS AWESOME!!! Julie tries to intervene, but neither Candice nor GM have any plans on stopping any time soon.  Julie is basically yelling at them, but to no avail.  Julie finally gives up and tells Spencer that is it his turn.  Spencer stands up and starts his speech, but you couldn’t hear him over Candice and GM bickering at each other.  They finally shut up and you hear Spencer telling Union Pacific thank you.  Oops.  Hey Spencer, Union Pacific does not like you any more.  Still being shell shocked from GM and Candice, I really don’t have a clue what Amanda said.

I need a shot of something. 

As for the votes, here ya go:

McCrae – Candice

Aaryn – “I vote to evict Candice the Clown”

Helen – Candice

Jessie – Candice

Elissa – I really don’t want to, but I vote to evict Candice

Andy – Candice

Judd – Candice

During the voting, you could hear GM and Candice still bickering at each other.  Too funny.   Also, if you don’t want to vote for someone, THEN DON’T!!! Grow a freaking spine and shut the hell up.  I understand voting with the house, but I don’t need to hear how you don’t want to do it.  It’s your game and your vote.  Don’t bitch to me about it. 

With a unanimous vote, Candice is evicted.  As Candice walks out, GM says don’t let the door hit you on the way out.  Candice yells back at GM, “Go back to your mom’s house.”  GM yells back, “at least my mom likes me, not like yours.”  Holy Shit. No she didn’t?!?!?  Oh yes she did. Unbelievable.  I really can’t believe that GM just said that.  Wow.  That is scraping the bottom of the barrel low.  Wow.

The HOH comp is BB Summer School.  The HGs are asked questions about things that have happened in the house and they have to answer with More or Less.  The first question is how many plane chairs are in the Plane Room, more or less than 12?  Elissa was the only that got it wrong and it out.  Andy and Jessie went out next.  No one missed the third question and Aaryn was the only one that got the fourth question right.  Yes, that’s right, Aaryn is the new HOH.  And from her reaction, she did not want to win.  This is her third HOH victory. 

As we come back from commercial, Aaryn does not know who to put up.

Julie tells us that the BBMVP twist is over…but does not tell them that BBMVP has been America for the last three weeks.  If Judd is not puckering, he should be.

Julie finally lets Aaryn proceeds with nominations and she puts up Jessie and Spencer.

During the commercial, they picked the POV players.  Playing will be Andy, Judd, Aaryn, Amanda, Spencer and Jessie.  The POV is Big Brother Work Shop “Nailed It.”  The HGs have a workbench that has holes for nails.  The nails are behind them. They have to race to find the correct color and size nail that fit in the holes on their workbench. Fast forward, Aaryn wins. Can you say Comp Beast? Aaryn can.

At the POV ceremony, Aaryn takes off Jessie off the block and puts up Judd.  What in the hell just happened?  Holy Shit.  Told you.  Remember, up there, where I said foreshadowing?  Hello Judd.  Aaryn said that she did not know that she was being played and that everyone but two HGs wants Judd on the block.

Speech time:

Spencer – Please keep me. 

Judd – Obviously you want me gone, what you are hearing is not true.  Please vote how you really feel.  He looks at several HGs and asks them to change their votes. 

Just like Judd, I can see the writing on the wall.  Votes:

Amanda – Judd

McCrae – Judd

GinaMarie – Judd

Andy – Judd

Helen – Judd

Elissa – Judd

Jessie – Judd

Judd has been evicted.  How sad. 

Julie asks Judd what just happened? Judd says that he guesses that he just got blindsided.  He said that he was loyal to Amanda, McCrae, Andy, and, at the end, Aaryn.

Wow.  I really don’t know what else to say other than wow.  All right, your turn.  Sound off below and tell us what you thought of tonight’s show.  As for me, enough of the shot glass, I need the damn bottle.  Cheers!

Wednesday FIght Night Recap - BBMVP and POV

Since tonight’s episode looks like it is going to be a little chilly, might as well serve up one of my favorite cold drinks: The Iceberg.  Grab your blender and add 1 oz white crème de menthe, 0.5 oz peppermint schnapps, and 0.5 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps; add ice and then fill with milk; blend; pour into a frozen highball glass; sit back; enjoy.  On with the recap.

Picking up where we left off after nominations, we get GinaMarie in the DR telling us that Candice is the target and Jessie is pawn.  In the words of McCrae: Duh.  GinaMarie also says that if she sounded harsh, it is because she is from Jersey and she is telling is like it is.  You mean, expect when Judd, Amanda and others were laughing at you during your nomination speech? Uh huh.  Youse a toughie.  Or maybe Amanda is a little more accurate when she said that GM is the cartoon character of herself in the house.  Sounds about right.

After her attempt to flay Jessie and Candice during the nomination ceremony, GM talks to Jessie in the HOH room telling her that she is the pawn this week.  Jessie takes in stride.  After this mini love fest, GM starts yelling at Candice to come up to the HOH room.  You could tell that she did not want to, but Candice is a good sport about it and marches up to the HOH room.  To be honest with you, I am not sure what GM accomplished with this discussion. She claims that she was trying smooth things over with Candice, but Candice did not appear to be buying. 

Here we go.  Time for everyone’s opinion on who they think is this week’s BBMVP. We start with Amanda who thinks that it is someone in the house. Why, you ask? Because she can’t believe that America would put her up.  Nope.  Not kidding.  Yep.  Welcome to Amanda’s bad edit episode. 

Of course, this is followed by a fight between Amanda and McCrae.  This fight is about Amanda’s jealousy.   You see, they were in the HOH room and Jessie walks in and sits by McCrae.  Did Jessie want to be close to McCrae? No.  IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE AVAILABLE TO SIT.  Amanda does not like this and tells McCrae to come sit on the bed with her.  McCrae does something stupid and tells her no.  Amanda gets mad and stomps out of the HOH room.  McCrae soon follows wondering what he did wrong. He soon finds out.  Amanda is jealous.  Yes, because Jessie sat next to MCCrae.  McCrae called it correctly – it’s high schoolish and silly. What is the point of all of this?  Bad editing for Amanda. 

Time for the BBMVP and pick the players for the POV comp.  As you can probably figure out from tonight’s lovely edit as to who is third nominee: yep, Amanda. And of course, she is PISSED.  In the DR, Amanda asks why? She claims that it doesn’t make any sense.  Earth to Amanda!! Earth to Amanda!!! You are the third nom for acting like this: an entitled spoiled little shit.    McCrae from DR: I am not surprised; she has been acting a fool lately. Well said McCrae, well said.  Anyway, the players for the POV comp are:  GM, Amanda, Candice, Jessie, Spencer, and Judd.  The host is Aaryn.

Wonderful.  More BBMVP talk.  Helen, Candice and Elissa believe that the BBMVP is Judd.  Amanda walks in and they ask her and of course she says Judd.  This lead to Amanda wondering around the house asking Judd and Spencer, separately, if they win the POV, will they take her off the block.  Of course Judd and Spencer say yes.  Amanda then wonders up to the HOH room where GM, Aaryn, Helen, McCrae, and Andy are talking.  Amanda basically buts in and puts GM on the spot and asks if she win POV, will she take her off the block.  GM says yes.  This, of course and rightly so, pisses off Aaryn, who gets up and storms out of the room.  Aaryn knows that if Amanda comes off the block, she is going up.  The entire time, McCrae is shaking his head.  This leads to another fight between Amanda and McCrae in the Have-Not room. 

    

When Amanda and McCrae finally calm down, Big Brother figures this might be a good time to play the POV comp.  The HGs walk out in the BY to find that it has been transformed into a backwoods Bayou frog pond.  At one end of the pond is a wood deck and on the other side of the pond are fake lily pads with different point amounts in each lily pad.  The POV players are given a stuffed frog that they have to throw from the wood deck to the lily pads.  The player with the lowest point level at the end of each round, get to pick a bucket whatever “prize” they pull out, they win.  Well, expect for when the next loser loses and if they don’t like what they “won,” they can swap for someone else’s “prize.”  Think Yankee Swap.  Got it? Good.  Let’s get on with the comp.

GinaMarie is the first one out and she pulls the Veto out of the bucket she chose.  Amanda is the next one out and she trades the “Cone of Shame” for the Veto.  Candice is the next one out and she trades a trip to the Bahamas for the Veto.  Spencer is next and he trades “50 Shades of Orange” (50 spray on tanning sessions) for the Bahamas trip.  GM was really upset, as she wanted the “50 Shades of Orange.” No, that was not a joke.  She really wanted it.  Jessie is next and she trades $5,000f for the Veto.  Judd, who won the comp, trades a “Clownitard” for $5,000.  So, the “prizes” ended up as follows:

GinaMarie - Cone of Shame

Amanda – 50 Shades of Orange

Candice - Clowitard

Spencer - Bahamas trip

Jessie – Veto

Judd – $5,000

One highlight during the POV comp was when GM read the card for the “Cone of Shame” which said that it had to be worn for 48 hours.  She asked if that was like two days right? Nothing but crickets folks, nothing but crickets.  Someone finally realized that she was serious and answered yes. 

The other highlight was the fight between Amanda and Candice.  Amanda overheard Candice telling Judd that Amanda thinks Judd is the MVP and Amanda thinks Judd is shady.  Amanda flips out and tells Candice to “shut your big fat mouth.” Candice starts singing or rapping some silly tune about how she will “all day, I’ll put you up.” Amanda’s responds by asking Candice if that is “Saniqua” coming out in her.  Amanda then says something it to affect that if that is racist, so be it. McCrae finally intervenes and tells both of them to stop.    Do they stop? Nope.  Candice is the next one out and has to stand next to Amanda, who was already out.  Amanda starts whispers zingers at Candice and Candice responds by yelling at Amanda.  Amanda tries to play it off like she didn’t say anything.  This continues throughout the rest of the comp, which lead Judd telling Jessie to take the Veto as he will not take it from her.  And that folks, is how Jessie won the POV.  Good grief.  Give me another Iceberg.

After the POV, McCrae rips into Amanda telling her that she needs to shut up and that she is being a bully. McCrae tells her that Candice is going home and she just wants to rub salt in the wound.  Amanda tells McCrae to just leave her alone.

As for the punishments, here is Candice in her Clownitard:

Here is Amanda after several tanning sessions:

And here is GinaMarie with the Cone of Shame:

At the POV meeting, Jessie, as expected, uses the POV on herself.  GinaMarie selects Spencer as the replacement nominee.  In the DR, Spencer thinks he is safe due to the fighting between Amanda and Candice.  Amanda thinks she is safe, as no one in the house likes Candice and Spencer.  Candice thinks she is safe due to Amanda’s melt down. 

Side note: on Twitter today, CBS Big Brother announced that both evictees from Thursday’s will be on the jury.  With the jury starting tomorrow, that means that there will be 9 HGs on the jury, making it the biggest jury in the BB history. 

With that, this episode is finally over.  So, what did you think of tonight’s blow out and Amanda mini meltdowns and fights? Who do you think is going home Thursday? What do you think of having 9 on the jury?  Sound off below and let us know what you think.

Say What Howard? BB15 Recap - BBMVP and POV

The sky is blue.  She painted her fingernails pink.  That car is really red.  Wow, that tree is tall.  And look at those green leaves.  Wow, that was a squirrel.  Yes, that is what it is like to have a conversation with Howard; you walk away shaking your head wondering what the hell just happened.  Three shot Howard.  That is my new name for him.  Why?  Because it takes three shots of your favorite strong alcohol to understand anything he has to say.  Anyway, on with the recap.

Picking up where we left off after nominations, from the DR Aaryn tells us that Howard is the target and Spencer is the pawn.  Helen appears to be ecstatic as she basically tells us that these are her nominees as she made a deal with Aaryn last week for Aaryn’s safety.  The deal was basically that Helen would convince the house not to vote out Aaryn but if Aaryn won HOH, Helen would get to select who goes on the block.  So, Spencer and Howard, say hello to the block.  With the nominations, Elissa surprised and Amanda is extremely happy.  In case you did not know – that would be those who NEVER watch the feeds - you would not have a clue how much Amanda wants Howard the hell out of the house.  Let me put it this way, one day last week I decided to count how many times Amanda said Howard’s name when Howard was not within ear shot of Amanda.  I hit 100 times within 10 minutes.  Need I say more? Good.  Moving on.

What is up with Jessie? After nominations, she finds Howard and starts crying.  What the hell? Did CBS not have enough filler for tonight?  Was there a petition to get Jessie more airtime?  Just call me confused.

After nominations, McCrae starts working on Spencer as he thinks Spencer will be more loyal to him and Amanda.  McCrae makes up some lie and Spencer in the DR says he see right through it and knows that McCrae is lying because he knows that Howard refuses to work with McCrae and Amanda.  Spencer is hoping that whoever the BBMVP puts up is more of a target than himself and Howard so that his alliance can stay intact.  Keep dreaming Spencer.

Okay.  It is that time.  The Howard house meeting time.  Howard has something to say and wants everyone to hear it.  What exactly did he say? I don’t have a freaking clue.  And it looks like I am not alone.  During the “Howard speech,” we get DRs from Judd, Andy, and Spencer asking what in the hell Howard just said.  And during the speech, everyone looks confused.  After the speech and in the DR, Howard is happy he got that off his chest.  Someone order me another shot.

Another fun segment.  Amanda and McCrae are in the hammock.  Elissa is jogging and decides to stop and share some of her wonderful insight regarding the BBMVP.   You see, Elissa just can’t believe that America turned on her.  America LOVES her.  There has to be a reason why she was not the BBMVP last week or this week. Pay attention, this is the fun part: Elissa believes that the reason why she is not the BBMVP is that the first three weeks was for the girls and the three following weeks is for the boys.  Which makes perfect since that Howard was the BBMVP last week and that Andy is the BBMVP this week. I would really like to know what meds she is on because I want some.   

POV time.  But first, we have to find out who Andy pick to be the third nominee…which is Amanda!!!  And of course, Amanda is pissed.  What CBS did not really show was the mini melt down Amanda had after this meeting.  Still yet, Amanda did later pull her shit together and started working the house.  In addition to Aaryn, Howard, Spencer, and Amanda, the other two picked to play were Candice and Jessie.  Aaryn selected Helen as the host.

The POV theme for this week is “Time Machine.”  The POV players are transported back in time to a “Jurassic Park” era and they have to find puzzle pieces that resemble a large carved rock of the POV.  Think Flintstones.  Fast-forward through all of the DRs about how hard this puzzle is…and Spencer “The Doughnut Master” wins the POV!!! Yee freaking haw. 

Amanda is upset that she didn’t win, but is happy that Howard will still be on the block.  Shocker.  Hmmm…who will Aaryn pick as the replacement nominee? Hmmm…could it be….Candice? Like you didn’t see that one coming.  Helen says that she will go with the group but wants to tell Candice that she fought for her.  Yeah, okay Helen, as long as you control everything.  Whatever.

Meanwhile, back in oblivion, Candice does not think that Spencer and Howard are doing enough to try to save their alliance and believes that even though Aaryn is the HOH, Helen is controlling the house.  Candice finds Helen and tries to cut a deal with Helen to save herself and Howard.  During this conversation, Candice tells Helen that she knows that Helen is running the house and can control who will get evicted.  Helen denies this and gets pissed off and walks out on the conversation. 

Helen makes a bee line to the HOH room to tell everyone what Candice just told her.  Prior to Helen making to the HOH room, we get a Helen DR telling us that she is going to get the house to flip on Candice.  Why Helen, how could you do that when you just said that you don’t control the house? In the HOH room, Helen tells Aaryn, Spencer, Andy, GineMarie, Jessie, Amanda, and McCrae what Candice just told her.  Like this group needed any further reasons to dislike Candice.

This, of course, leads us to the POV ceremony.  Spencer takes himself off the block and Aaryn, who looks directly at Candice and says, this is not a surprise to anyone, Candice, saddle up. 

So, who is going home?  Will it be Howard or Candice? Since I like drinking, let’s hope it is Candice.  Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think.

Eviction Night and Helen is No Longer HOH

Dear BB Gods: First I want to thank you as tonight will end Tiger Blood Helen’s HOH reign.  Douche bags, little children, wayward husbands and thousands of live feed viewers are rejoicing as we kick back with our glasses full of Champaign and our crackers piled high with caviar.  Thank you BB Gods, thank you. But, our work here is not done, we still have this crapola BBMVP thing to take care of…I am begging you, please, no more Elissa...unless...

Picking up where we left off, Kaitlin uses the POV and Helen is able to complete her plan of backdooring Jeremy.  Yee freaking haw.  After the POV ceremony, we get some great one-liners from Aaryn. In taking about Jeremy, “Being discriminated against because he is a winner.” In talking about herself,  “People hate people who are cute.  It’s hard for me acting the way I’ve been acting, being like nice to everyone and I deserve to be acknowledged for that.”  She is so clueless that she is comedy gold. 

For a filler segment, we get to see just how psycho GinaMarie really is.  In case you did not know, GinaMarie built a “Nick Shrine” with his coffee mug, an empty box of cereal, his chap stick, his hat (that is actually McCrae’s, but no one will tell her) and a couple of other items.  Amanda thought it would be funny to hide the items.  So...that is what they did.  It took about half a second for GinaMarie to discover that her precious items where gone.  Can you say melt down?  GinaMarie can.  And she did.  Seriously, she needs a lot of mental health help.

Usually, I hate this next segment.  But, tonight, I have to say that it was…ugh…cute.  There I said it.  I have to go throw up now, but at least I said it.  Amanda’s family is adorable and McCrae’s family is darling.  Well done BB, well done!!!

Speech and vote time!!!

Jeremy’s speech: We know what is going to happen.  I am a winner.  I’m a champion when I eat, sleep and poop. Nice Jeremy.  Bye Jeremy.

Aaryn’s speech – It’s so hard being beautiful and popular and…I stopped listening.

Spencer’s speech – Thank you to everyone. This has been a great…blah blah blah

Votes:

Candice – Jeremy

Andy – Jeremy

Howard – Jeremy

Elissa – Jeremy

Kaitlin – Spencer

GinaMarie – Jeremy

Amanda – Jeremy

McCrae – Jeremy

Jessie – Jeremy

Judd – Jeremy

Bye bye Jeremy!!! Such a shame as it should have been Spencer or Helen or Elissa or Jessie or…

Jeremy exit interview with Julie.  I am a winner.  Julie: but you just lost.  ZZZIIINNNGGG!!! Yeah, but I am holding my head high.  Goodbye messages from McCrae and Elissa said that he was arrogant and that is why he is gone; Helen said something, don’t really care; and Kaitlin said I something mushy that I could care less about.

All right, time for the big new twist that Julie has been teasing through out the entire show.  What is it? Trust me, you are going to be upset: America is the new BBMVP.  Why are they doing this? Because they finally realized that this shit is not working.  AG knows full well that if Elissa wins for the fourth week in a row, the live feeders would have her head on a platter.  So, now we get this bullshit. Will this change anything? Probably not.  I mean, is there really any doubt she will get the most votes?  It won’t even be close. Hello Aaryn.  I hope your parents hired an incredible PR firm.

Time for the HOH Comp!!! Tonight’s theme is…hell, who cares? The most important thing is the Helen’s reign is finally over.  The comp is who do the HGs think America picked – they are asked a question and have to pick between two HGs.  Exciting stuff.

First question: No one out

Second question: Elissa, Andy, Candice, and Amanda are out

Third question: No one out

Fourth question: No one out

Fifth question: Aaryn, Jessie and GinaMarie are out

Sixth question: Spencer and Howard are out

Who is left for the tiebreaker is Judd, Kaitlin, and McCrae…and J U DOUBLE D wins!!!

So, who will Judd nominate? Is there any doubt that Aaryn will be the third nominee? (Vote for Elissa – you will never hear that again) Is the BBMVP crap finally over? Tune in to the weekend update to find out.