Say What Howard? BB15 Recap - BBMVP and POV

The sky is blue.  She painted her fingernails pink.  That car is really red.  Wow, that tree is tall.  And look at those green leaves.  Wow, that was a squirrel.  Yes, that is what it is like to have a conversation with Howard; you walk away shaking your head wondering what the hell just happened.  Three shot Howard.  That is my new name for him.  Why?  Because it takes three shots of your favorite strong alcohol to understand anything he has to say.  Anyway, on with the recap.

Picking up where we left off after nominations, from the DR Aaryn tells us that Howard is the target and Spencer is the pawn.  Helen appears to be ecstatic as she basically tells us that these are her nominees as she made a deal with Aaryn last week for Aaryn’s safety.  The deal was basically that Helen would convince the house not to vote out Aaryn but if Aaryn won HOH, Helen would get to select who goes on the block.  So, Spencer and Howard, say hello to the block.  With the nominations, Elissa surprised and Amanda is extremely happy.  In case you did not know – that would be those who NEVER watch the feeds - you would not have a clue how much Amanda wants Howard the hell out of the house.  Let me put it this way, one day last week I decided to count how many times Amanda said Howard’s name when Howard was not within ear shot of Amanda.  I hit 100 times within 10 minutes.  Need I say more? Good.  Moving on.

What is up with Jessie? After nominations, she finds Howard and starts crying.  What the hell? Did CBS not have enough filler for tonight?  Was there a petition to get Jessie more airtime?  Just call me confused.

After nominations, McCrae starts working on Spencer as he thinks Spencer will be more loyal to him and Amanda.  McCrae makes up some lie and Spencer in the DR says he see right through it and knows that McCrae is lying because he knows that Howard refuses to work with McCrae and Amanda.  Spencer is hoping that whoever the BBMVP puts up is more of a target than himself and Howard so that his alliance can stay intact.  Keep dreaming Spencer.

Okay.  It is that time.  The Howard house meeting time.  Howard has something to say and wants everyone to hear it.  What exactly did he say? I don’t have a freaking clue.  And it looks like I am not alone.  During the “Howard speech,” we get DRs from Judd, Andy, and Spencer asking what in the hell Howard just said.  And during the speech, everyone looks confused.  After the speech and in the DR, Howard is happy he got that off his chest.  Someone order me another shot.

Another fun segment.  Amanda and McCrae are in the hammock.  Elissa is jogging and decides to stop and share some of her wonderful insight regarding the BBMVP.   You see, Elissa just can’t believe that America turned on her.  America LOVES her.  There has to be a reason why she was not the BBMVP last week or this week. Pay attention, this is the fun part: Elissa believes that the reason why she is not the BBMVP is that the first three weeks was for the girls and the three following weeks is for the boys.  Which makes perfect since that Howard was the BBMVP last week and that Andy is the BBMVP this week. I would really like to know what meds she is on because I want some.   

POV time.  But first, we have to find out who Andy pick to be the third nominee…which is Amanda!!!  And of course, Amanda is pissed.  What CBS did not really show was the mini melt down Amanda had after this meeting.  Still yet, Amanda did later pull her shit together and started working the house.  In addition to Aaryn, Howard, Spencer, and Amanda, the other two picked to play were Candice and Jessie.  Aaryn selected Helen as the host.

The POV theme for this week is “Time Machine.”  The POV players are transported back in time to a “Jurassic Park” era and they have to find puzzle pieces that resemble a large carved rock of the POV.  Think Flintstones.  Fast-forward through all of the DRs about how hard this puzzle is…and Spencer “The Doughnut Master” wins the POV!!! Yee freaking haw. 

Amanda is upset that she didn’t win, but is happy that Howard will still be on the block.  Shocker.  Hmmm…who will Aaryn pick as the replacement nominee? Hmmm…could it be….Candice? Like you didn’t see that one coming.  Helen says that she will go with the group but wants to tell Candice that she fought for her.  Yeah, okay Helen, as long as you control everything.  Whatever.

Meanwhile, back in oblivion, Candice does not think that Spencer and Howard are doing enough to try to save their alliance and believes that even though Aaryn is the HOH, Helen is controlling the house.  Candice finds Helen and tries to cut a deal with Helen to save herself and Howard.  During this conversation, Candice tells Helen that she knows that Helen is running the house and can control who will get evicted.  Helen denies this and gets pissed off and walks out on the conversation. 

Helen makes a bee line to the HOH room to tell everyone what Candice just told her.  Prior to Helen making to the HOH room, we get a Helen DR telling us that she is going to get the house to flip on Candice.  Why Helen, how could you do that when you just said that you don’t control the house? In the HOH room, Helen tells Aaryn, Spencer, Andy, GineMarie, Jessie, Amanda, and McCrae what Candice just told her.  Like this group needed any further reasons to dislike Candice.

This, of course, leads us to the POV ceremony.  Spencer takes himself off the block and Aaryn, who looks directly at Candice and says, this is not a surprise to anyone, Candice, saddle up. 

So, who is going home?  Will it be Howard or Candice? Since I like drinking, let’s hope it is Candice.  Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think.