Anticipating a fast pace action episode, no drink recipe
tonight, just straight shooter.
Grab that shot glass, gulp it down and let’s get on with the recap.
Julie starts the show tonight telling us that it will be a
double eviction and that both evictees tonight will be will become the first
and second member of the jury.
Julie also tells us that there will be more surprises to come.
Picking up after the POV ceremony, we get Spencer in the DR
telling us that he is safe. We
then get a Candice DR saying that Amanda has put a target on herself. And to round it out, we get an Amanda
DR telling us that thanks to the BBMVP, “I have to be nice Amanda.” Yeah right. Didn’t know such a thing existed.
Now that I have said that, what do we get next? Yep, Amanda being nice to Jessie. In fact, she even apologized to Jessie. And just as soon as Amanda said the
magic words of “I’m sorry,” we transition to the DR where Jessie says that she
is not buying it. Nice try Amanda.
For Flashback Wednesday, we have the final four deal that
was made a while ago between Andy, Amanda, McCrae and Judd. Back to current time, Amanda is in the
DR saying that she is 99.9% sure that Judd is the BBMVP. Can you say foreshadowing? Big Brother
can.
Candice can’t believe that she is a bigger target than
Spencer or Amanda. Really
Candice? How would you know
anything? You have spent the entire week in bed. Please Candice, go back to sleep.
Up next is Jessie and she is telling Helen that she wants
Amanda out. Helen says that she has to get the votes first. Jessie finds Judd and he does his best
him-hawing to avoid agreeing with Jessie.
Transition to Judd in the DR tells us that he is in an alliance with
Amanda.
Helen finds Andy and drags him into SR and pitches the idea
of evicting Amanda. Andy him-haws around the subject while hinting that it is
not a good idea. Transition to
Andy in the DR telling us that is in an alliance with Amanda.
Back from the commercial, Julie tells the HGs that this will
be the biggest jury with 9 jury members. The HGs are ecstatic. Julie also tells the HGs that just
because you are on the jury, that doesn’t mean you are out of the game. Translation: if you evict a HG that
production likes, production will put them back in the house. How do you like them apples?
All right, finally time for the first eviction. Candice is first to give a “save me”
speech. Holy crap. Candice goes right after GM. “You think I am a rat?” GM fires right
back. Candice goes off even more
and GM just keeps getting louder.
Holy crap…THIS IS AWESOME!!! Julie tries to intervene, but neither
Candice nor GM have any plans on stopping any time soon. Julie is basically yelling at them, but
to no avail. Julie finally gives
up and tells Spencer that is it his turn.
Spencer stands up and starts his speech, but you couldn’t hear him over
Candice and GM bickering at each other.
They finally shut up and you hear Spencer telling Union Pacific thank
you. Oops. Hey Spencer, Union Pacific does not
like you any more. Still being
shell shocked from GM and Candice, I really don’t have a clue what Amanda said.
I need a shot of something.
As for the votes, here ya go:
McCrae – Candice
Aaryn – “I vote to evict Candice the Clown”
Helen – Candice
Jessie – Candice
Elissa – I really don’t want to, but I vote to evict Candice
Andy – Candice
Judd – Candice
During the voting, you could hear GM and Candice still
bickering at each other. Too
funny. Also, if you don’t
want to vote for someone, THEN DON’T!!! Grow a freaking spine and shut the hell
up. I understand voting with the
house, but I don’t need to hear how you don’t want to do it. It’s your game and your vote. Don’t bitch to me about it.
With a unanimous vote, Candice is evicted. As Candice walks out, GM says don’t let
the door hit you on the way out.
Candice yells back at GM, “Go back to your mom’s house.” GM yells back, “at least my mom likes
me, not like yours.” Holy Shit. No
she didn’t?!?!? Oh yes she did.
Unbelievable. I really can’t
believe that GM just said that.
Wow. That is scraping the
bottom of the barrel low. Wow.
The HOH comp is BB Summer School. The HGs are asked questions about things that have happened
in the house and they have to answer with More or Less. The first question is how many plane chairs
are in the Plane Room, more or less than 12? Elissa was the only that got it wrong and it out. Andy and Jessie went out next. No one missed the third question and
Aaryn was the only one that got the fourth question right. Yes, that’s right, Aaryn is the new
HOH. And from her reaction, she
did not want to win. This is her
third HOH victory.
As we come back from commercial, Aaryn does not know who to
put up.
Julie tells us that the BBMVP twist is over…but does not
tell them that BBMVP has been America for the last three weeks. If Judd is not puckering, he should be.
Julie finally lets Aaryn proceeds with nominations and she
puts up Jessie and Spencer.
During the commercial, they picked the POV players. Playing will be Andy, Judd, Aaryn, Amanda,
Spencer and Jessie. The POV is Big
Brother Work Shop “Nailed It.” The
HGs have a workbench that has holes for nails. The nails are behind them. They have to race to find the
correct color and size nail that fit in the holes on their workbench. Fast
forward, Aaryn wins. Can you say Comp Beast? Aaryn can.
At the POV ceremony, Aaryn takes off Jessie off the block
and puts up Judd. What in the hell
just happened? Holy Shit. Told you. Remember, up there, where I said foreshadowing? Hello Judd. Aaryn said that she did not know that she was being played
and that everyone but two HGs wants Judd on the block.
Speech time:
Spencer – Please keep me.
Judd – Obviously you want me gone, what you are hearing is
not true. Please vote how you
really feel. He looks at several
HGs and asks them to change their votes.
Just like Judd, I can see the writing on the wall. Votes:
Amanda – Judd
McCrae – Judd
GinaMarie – Judd
Andy – Judd
Helen – Judd
Elissa – Judd
Jessie – Judd
Judd has been evicted.
How sad.
Julie asks Judd what just happened? Judd says that he guesses
that he just got blindsided. He
said that he was loyal to Amanda, McCrae, Andy, and, at the end, Aaryn.
Wow. I really
don’t know what else to say other than wow. All right, your turn.
Sound off below and tell us what you thought of tonight’s show. As for me, enough of the shot glass, I
need the damn bottle. Cheers!
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