Double Eviction...500th Ep...Big Brother 15 Gets A Steppin

Tonight’s drink is in honor of a couple of HGs that decided to do the name of the drink to their game: Poison! May not be a good game move, but it is a damn good drink.  Grab a tall glass and add the following: 1.5 oz Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum, 5 oz Orange Juice, 3 oz Pineapple Juice, and .25 oz Triple Sec.  On with the recap of the 500^th episode of Big Brother and the second double eviction of the season.

Picking up from the end of Wednesday’s ep, Redbeard tells us from the DR that he volunteered to go on the block…so he can brag that he has been on the block a record breaking seven times.  Isn’t that kind of a dubious honor? Kind of like being on the block and not using the POV that you won on yourself? Okay, thought so. 

After the POV meeting, Amanda thinks that GM targeting her is personal because GM is…get this…jealous of her and McCrae’s relationship.  BAHAHAHAHA.  This leads tot the 47^th fight between them, which was a hell of a lot more entertaining on the live feeds.  Damn edit. 

Realizing that she needs to save her ass, Amanda goes to work on securing votes.  Her first victim…ummm HG…is Elissa.  And after a little while, Elissa actually agrees to save her.  Unbelievable.  They tell Andy who turns and runs to Judd and Spencer (part of his new formed alliance along with GM called the exterminators – Yes, I think it is a stupid name too) to let them know what Amanda and Elissa are doing.  Andy vows to vote to keep Spencer and that GM will evict Amanda, which I am sure will be done in a complete and total classy way.  Yeah, I could not keep a straight face with that one either.

Speech time:

Spencer – Thanks the entire world. 

Amanda – Loves everyone.

Votes to evict

Judd – Amanda

McCrae – Spencer

Elissa – Spencer

Andy – Amanda

It’s a tie and the deciding vote goes to GinaMarie.  Oh joy.  In her classless way, GM tells Amanda to “get a steppin”  She is such a lovely person.  I guess GM has never heard of jury management. 

In her interview, Amanda talks about Elissa giving up her wedding ring and how they are now getting along.  Amanda admits that she has no filter, that she has regrets, and that she is not a Jordan.  She admires McCrae and claims that McCrae plans to move to Florida where they will live together and she will be his Sugar Mama.

Goodbye messages: Elissa talked about their reconciliation and that she voted to keep her; GM continued with her stupid ass crass street crap and tells Amanda that she was exterminated; Andy tells her that he is a part of the exterminators, who he is in the alliance with, and that he voted her out as a game move to help him in the game; and McCrae professes his love for her. 

After the commercial break, we get the HOH comp called “Go Fetch” which is a find “two dog bones” version of the infamous Jeff Clown Shoe POV comp.  I will spare you the play by play….MCCRAE WINS HOH!!!  And before he can even put the key around his neck, GM has already cornered him.  Hey GM, you just told his Sugar Mama to get steppin, do you really think that there is anything you can say to keep you off the block?  Dumbass

Back from the commercial break and McCrae nominates GM and Elissa.  And then we get another commercial break.

Time for the POV, the BB 500, which is another re-hash from last season where the HGs have to drag, in this comp a race car, through a maze.  Again, spare you the details…your POV winner is J U Double D.  Yee Haw Y’all. 

Speech time for the POV:

Elissa – I did not know you where going to get backdoored.  I hope you use the POV on me.

GM – I am cool if you use it on me or not at all.  I don’t think you should use it on Elissa because I am a classless bitch like that. 

Judd decides not to use the POV.  Surprise. Surprise.  We call can see what is going to happen here…the last two weeks are going to be boring as hell.

Time for…yep, you guessed it, another commercial break. 

Eviction speech time

Elissa – I didn’t lie.  Please keep me.

GM – I’m loyal to the death.  Go hard or go home.  You know this.  I’m loyal to the death.  (As I have said before, I don’t speak stupid and I don’t have a clue what GM is trying to say)

Votes to evict:

Spencer – Elissa

Judd – Elissa

Andy – Elissa

Elissa has been evicted.

Instead of saying bye to anyone, she asks if she can get her bag.  Julie tells her no and then Elissa walks out without hugging anyone. 

Durning her interview, she tells Julie that she really can’t believe that McCrae voted out Amanda.  Julie is actually shocked and questions her about it.  Elissa does not pick up on the obvious hint that McCrae didn’t vote out Amanda.  Julies brings up Rachel and that is where I completely zone out.

Before the show ends, Julie tells us that there will be a Special Eviction next Wednesday followed by another eviction on Thursday that will leave us with the final three.

So, are you happy that Amanda and Elissa walked out the door? Will McCrae get his HOH basket?  Will McCrae actually move to Florida? Sound off in the comments below.

Sunday Night Recap - Defame Me Plus HOH and Noms

In honor of Judd being evicted, tonight we will be kicking back frosty cold ones.  As much as I want to stay true to Judd, I just can’t handle Pearl, so how about a couple of Moose Drools?  Sounds good to me.  On with the recap.

Going back to the first eviction during last Thursday’s double eviction, we pick up after Candice’s speech wherein we get more bickering between Candice and GinaMarie.  Candice starts the attack against GinaMarie.  Not one to keep her mouth shut, GM fires back.  Candice looks at GM and say, "defame me and I will defame you."  Yeah, okay.  During this bickering, Candice mentions something about living with her mom at 32 years of age.  GM fires back with, “at least my mom likes me.”  No one can believe that GM just said that.  Everyone but Candice and GM are in shock.  And as we know, GM said it again when Candice was walking out the door.  The HGs, as well as the viewing public, are stunned. 

After that horrible spectacle, Aaryn wins HOH and puts up Spencer and Jessie.  She wanted to put up GM, but claims that she can’t.  Spencer DR: everyone tells me I am safe.  Jessie DR: I have to play the veto to save my life.  As we already know, Aaryn wins the POV.  Helen instantly starts pushing to put up Judd.  Flashback to 10 days ago, we get Aaryn in the HOH room telling Helen and Amanda how shady Judd is.  Back to real time, Aaryn gets Jessie to swear that she will never come after her.  Judd can feel that something is wrong and is running around the house talking to everyone to make sure he is safe.  Everyone basically lies to him.  McCrae and Andy in the DR say that it doesn’t feel right.  (THEN DON’T ACT LIKE SHEEP) Aaryn takes Jessie off the block and puts up Judd as the replacement nominee.  At that very second, Judd knows.   During the commercial break, Judd pleads to stay in the game and almost everyone starts crying.  After getting evicted, he refuses to hug Elissa and Helen.  Elissa doesn’t understand why Judd is mad at her.  In all fairness to Elissa, she is clueless and continues to play the game completely clueless. 

After Judd is evicted, Helen congratulates Aaryn and calls her a young Janelle.  I have a feeling that Janelle is just a tad bit offended by that statement.  Andy and McCrae console each other.  Amanda tells Aaryn that she, McCrae, Andy, Uncle Fred, Aunt Lucy, Grandpa Harold, and her dad’s kid’s brother’s next door neighbor’s dog from 30 years ago will never doubt her again.  Yeah right.  That will last until Aaryn doesn’t do something Amanda wants done, you know, like winning a POV comp and not giving her the POV.  You know, something like that.

Next is the HOH comp.  It is called BB Diner or something like that wherein they have to roll a ball on a wood carved plank that looks like a banana onto the top of a ice cream Sunday.  First one to get their ball in a cup on top of the ice cream Sunday wins. They are playing head to head with the victor moving onto the next round.  As an added twist, the winner of the HOH comp also gets to pick.

In the first round, Jessie beats Helen; Andy beats GM; Amanda beats Spencer and McCrae beats Elissa.  In the second round, Andy beats Jessie and McCrae beats Amanda…and Amanda is pissed.  She does not understand why McCrae did not throw the comp to her.   Amanda ducks her head and heads off to the sidelines to cry.  Boo freaking hoo.  In the final round, Andy beats McCrae and becomes the new HOH!!!  Andy is torn who to pick as the Have-Nots for the week, so to be nice, Aary, Helen, Elissa, and GM volunteer.  Aren’t they just wonderful?

America’s crap choice is back.  For the Have-Nots, you get to pick go on online and pick between Cottage Cheese and Cow Peas, Turnips and Taffy, Head Cheese and Habaneros. Taffy? Are you freaking kidding me? Taffy? Shut the hell up!!!

After the HOH comp, Amanda has a meltdown about not being about not being able to win anything and takes it out on McCrae.  Not getting the sympathy she wants from McCrae, she wonders off to the Have-Not room to cry.  Helen comes in and gives her a pep talk.  For the next five minutes, it is the Amanda pity party.  Moving on.

For the next filler, Andy tells us that he is really torn (yes, again) on who to put up.  This is followed with everyone, one at a time, in the DR telling us that they are friends with Andy and feel safe this week.  Actually, it was kind of funny…I did say kind of. 

So, who should Andy put up.  Helen has some ideas.  In the HOH room, Andy says that he is going to put up Spencer and Jessie.  Helen wants him to put up Amanda and McCrae.  Well, Helen, of course you do.  Why would you want to do any of the dirty work yourself when you can get someone else to spill blood for you.  If you want Amanda and McCrae on the block, go win a HOH comp.  Until then, shut the hell up.  From the DR, Andy tells us that he is closer to Amanda and McCrae than he is with Helen.

Andy ends up doing what he wants and puts up Jessie and Spencer.  As you would expect, Amanda and McCrae are happy and Helen is not.  Helen says that she will continue to push Andy to put up Amanda after the POV and that this week will tell her a lot about Andy’s loyalty towards her.  Ummm…he didn’t put up who you wanted, does that not tell you anything?  Guess not.

So, should have Andy made a “big game” move and put up Amanda and McCrae?  Or did Andy do what is best for his game? Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think.

Double Eviction and Some Serious Nastiness - BB15 Recap

Anticipating a fast pace action episode, no drink recipe tonight, just straight shooter.  Grab that shot glass, gulp it down and let’s get on with the recap.

Julie starts the show tonight telling us that it will be a double eviction and that both evictees tonight will be will become the first and second member of the jury.  Julie also tells us that there will be more surprises to come.

Picking up after the POV ceremony, we get Spencer in the DR telling us that he is safe.  We then get a Candice DR saying that Amanda has put a target on herself.  And to round it out, we get an Amanda DR telling us that thanks to the BBMVP, “I have to be nice Amanda.”  Yeah right.  Didn’t know such a thing existed. 

Now that I have said that, what do we get next?  Yep, Amanda being nice to Jessie.  In fact, she even apologized to Jessie.  And just as soon as Amanda said the magic words of “I’m sorry,” we transition to the DR where Jessie says that she is not buying it.  Nice try Amanda.

For Flashback Wednesday, we have the final four deal that was made a while ago between Andy, Amanda, McCrae and Judd.  Back to current time, Amanda is in the DR saying that she is 99.9% sure that Judd is the BBMVP.  Can you say foreshadowing? Big Brother can.

Candice can’t believe that she is a bigger target than Spencer or Amanda.  Really Candice?  How would you know anything? You have spent the entire week in bed.  Please Candice, go back to sleep.

Up next is Jessie and she is telling Helen that she wants Amanda out. Helen says that she has to get the votes first.  Jessie finds Judd and he does his best him-hawing to avoid agreeing with Jessie.  Transition to Judd in the DR tells us that he is in an alliance with Amanda.

Helen finds Andy and drags him into SR and pitches the idea of evicting Amanda. Andy him-haws around the subject while hinting that it is not a good idea.  Transition to Andy in the DR telling us that is in an alliance with Amanda.

Back from the commercial, Julie tells the HGs that this will be  the biggest jury with  9 jury members.  The HGs are ecstatic.  Julie also tells the HGs that just because you are on the jury, that doesn’t mean you are out of the game.  Translation: if you evict a HG that production likes, production will put them back in the house.  How do you like them apples?

All right, finally time for the first eviction.  Candice is first to give a “save me” speech.  Holy crap.  Candice goes right after GM.  “You think I am a rat?” GM fires right back.  Candice goes off even more and GM just keeps getting louder.  Holy crap…THIS IS AWESOME!!! Julie tries to intervene, but neither Candice nor GM have any plans on stopping any time soon.  Julie is basically yelling at them, but to no avail.  Julie finally gives up and tells Spencer that is it his turn.  Spencer stands up and starts his speech, but you couldn’t hear him over Candice and GM bickering at each other.  They finally shut up and you hear Spencer telling Union Pacific thank you.  Oops.  Hey Spencer, Union Pacific does not like you any more.  Still being shell shocked from GM and Candice, I really don’t have a clue what Amanda said.

I need a shot of something. 

As for the votes, here ya go:

McCrae – Candice

Aaryn – “I vote to evict Candice the Clown”

Helen – Candice

Jessie – Candice

Elissa – I really don’t want to, but I vote to evict Candice

Andy – Candice

Judd – Candice

During the voting, you could hear GM and Candice still bickering at each other.  Too funny.   Also, if you don’t want to vote for someone, THEN DON’T!!! Grow a freaking spine and shut the hell up.  I understand voting with the house, but I don’t need to hear how you don’t want to do it.  It’s your game and your vote.  Don’t bitch to me about it. 

With a unanimous vote, Candice is evicted.  As Candice walks out, GM says don’t let the door hit you on the way out.  Candice yells back at GM, “Go back to your mom’s house.”  GM yells back, “at least my mom likes me, not like yours.”  Holy Shit. No she didn’t?!?!?  Oh yes she did. Unbelievable.  I really can’t believe that GM just said that.  Wow.  That is scraping the bottom of the barrel low.  Wow.

The HOH comp is BB Summer School.  The HGs are asked questions about things that have happened in the house and they have to answer with More or Less.  The first question is how many plane chairs are in the Plane Room, more or less than 12?  Elissa was the only that got it wrong and it out.  Andy and Jessie went out next.  No one missed the third question and Aaryn was the only one that got the fourth question right.  Yes, that’s right, Aaryn is the new HOH.  And from her reaction, she did not want to win.  This is her third HOH victory. 

As we come back from commercial, Aaryn does not know who to put up.

Julie tells us that the BBMVP twist is over…but does not tell them that BBMVP has been America for the last three weeks.  If Judd is not puckering, he should be.

Julie finally lets Aaryn proceeds with nominations and she puts up Jessie and Spencer.

During the commercial, they picked the POV players.  Playing will be Andy, Judd, Aaryn, Amanda, Spencer and Jessie.  The POV is Big Brother Work Shop “Nailed It.”  The HGs have a workbench that has holes for nails.  The nails are behind them. They have to race to find the correct color and size nail that fit in the holes on their workbench. Fast forward, Aaryn wins. Can you say Comp Beast? Aaryn can.

At the POV ceremony, Aaryn takes off Jessie off the block and puts up Judd.  What in the hell just happened?  Holy Shit.  Told you.  Remember, up there, where I said foreshadowing?  Hello Judd.  Aaryn said that she did not know that she was being played and that everyone but two HGs wants Judd on the block.

Speech time:

Spencer – Please keep me. 

Judd – Obviously you want me gone, what you are hearing is not true.  Please vote how you really feel.  He looks at several HGs and asks them to change their votes. 

Just like Judd, I can see the writing on the wall.  Votes:

Amanda – Judd

McCrae – Judd

GinaMarie – Judd

Andy – Judd

Helen – Judd

Elissa – Judd

Jessie – Judd

Judd has been evicted.  How sad. 

Julie asks Judd what just happened? Judd says that he guesses that he just got blindsided.  He said that he was loyal to Amanda, McCrae, Andy, and, at the end, Aaryn.

Wow.  I really don’t know what else to say other than wow.  All right, your turn.  Sound off below and tell us what you thought of tonight’s show.  As for me, enough of the shot glass, I need the damn bottle.  Cheers!

Wednesday FIght Night Recap - BBMVP and POV

Since tonight’s episode looks like it is going to be a little chilly, might as well serve up one of my favorite cold drinks: The Iceberg.  Grab your blender and add 1 oz white crème de menthe, 0.5 oz peppermint schnapps, and 0.5 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps; add ice and then fill with milk; blend; pour into a frozen highball glass; sit back; enjoy.  On with the recap.

Picking up where we left off after nominations, we get GinaMarie in the DR telling us that Candice is the target and Jessie is pawn.  In the words of McCrae: Duh.  GinaMarie also says that if she sounded harsh, it is because she is from Jersey and she is telling is like it is.  You mean, expect when Judd, Amanda and others were laughing at you during your nomination speech? Uh huh.  Youse a toughie.  Or maybe Amanda is a little more accurate when she said that GM is the cartoon character of herself in the house.  Sounds about right.

After her attempt to flay Jessie and Candice during the nomination ceremony, GM talks to Jessie in the HOH room telling her that she is the pawn this week.  Jessie takes in stride.  After this mini love fest, GM starts yelling at Candice to come up to the HOH room.  You could tell that she did not want to, but Candice is a good sport about it and marches up to the HOH room.  To be honest with you, I am not sure what GM accomplished with this discussion. She claims that she was trying smooth things over with Candice, but Candice did not appear to be buying. 

Here we go.  Time for everyone’s opinion on who they think is this week’s BBMVP. We start with Amanda who thinks that it is someone in the house. Why, you ask? Because she can’t believe that America would put her up.  Nope.  Not kidding.  Yep.  Welcome to Amanda’s bad edit episode. 

Of course, this is followed by a fight between Amanda and McCrae.  This fight is about Amanda’s jealousy.   You see, they were in the HOH room and Jessie walks in and sits by McCrae.  Did Jessie want to be close to McCrae? No.  IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE AVAILABLE TO SIT.  Amanda does not like this and tells McCrae to come sit on the bed with her.  McCrae does something stupid and tells her no.  Amanda gets mad and stomps out of the HOH room.  McCrae soon follows wondering what he did wrong. He soon finds out.  Amanda is jealous.  Yes, because Jessie sat next to MCCrae.  McCrae called it correctly – it’s high schoolish and silly. What is the point of all of this?  Bad editing for Amanda. 

Time for the BBMVP and pick the players for the POV comp.  As you can probably figure out from tonight’s lovely edit as to who is third nominee: yep, Amanda. And of course, she is PISSED.  In the DR, Amanda asks why? She claims that it doesn’t make any sense.  Earth to Amanda!! Earth to Amanda!!! You are the third nom for acting like this: an entitled spoiled little shit.    McCrae from DR: I am not surprised; she has been acting a fool lately. Well said McCrae, well said.  Anyway, the players for the POV comp are:  GM, Amanda, Candice, Jessie, Spencer, and Judd.  The host is Aaryn.

Wonderful.  More BBMVP talk.  Helen, Candice and Elissa believe that the BBMVP is Judd.  Amanda walks in and they ask her and of course she says Judd.  This lead to Amanda wondering around the house asking Judd and Spencer, separately, if they win the POV, will they take her off the block.  Of course Judd and Spencer say yes.  Amanda then wonders up to the HOH room where GM, Aaryn, Helen, McCrae, and Andy are talking.  Amanda basically buts in and puts GM on the spot and asks if she win POV, will she take her off the block.  GM says yes.  This, of course and rightly so, pisses off Aaryn, who gets up and storms out of the room.  Aaryn knows that if Amanda comes off the block, she is going up.  The entire time, McCrae is shaking his head.  This leads to another fight between Amanda and McCrae in the Have-Not room. 

    

When Amanda and McCrae finally calm down, Big Brother figures this might be a good time to play the POV comp.  The HGs walk out in the BY to find that it has been transformed into a backwoods Bayou frog pond.  At one end of the pond is a wood deck and on the other side of the pond are fake lily pads with different point amounts in each lily pad.  The POV players are given a stuffed frog that they have to throw from the wood deck to the lily pads.  The player with the lowest point level at the end of each round, get to pick a bucket whatever “prize” they pull out, they win.  Well, expect for when the next loser loses and if they don’t like what they “won,” they can swap for someone else’s “prize.”  Think Yankee Swap.  Got it? Good.  Let’s get on with the comp.

GinaMarie is the first one out and she pulls the Veto out of the bucket she chose.  Amanda is the next one out and she trades the “Cone of Shame” for the Veto.  Candice is the next one out and she trades a trip to the Bahamas for the Veto.  Spencer is next and he trades “50 Shades of Orange” (50 spray on tanning sessions) for the Bahamas trip.  GM was really upset, as she wanted the “50 Shades of Orange.” No, that was not a joke.  She really wanted it.  Jessie is next and she trades $5,000f for the Veto.  Judd, who won the comp, trades a “Clownitard” for $5,000.  So, the “prizes” ended up as follows:

GinaMarie - Cone of Shame

Amanda – 50 Shades of Orange

Candice - Clowitard

Spencer - Bahamas trip

Jessie – Veto

Judd – $5,000

One highlight during the POV comp was when GM read the card for the “Cone of Shame” which said that it had to be worn for 48 hours.  She asked if that was like two days right? Nothing but crickets folks, nothing but crickets.  Someone finally realized that she was serious and answered yes. 

The other highlight was the fight between Amanda and Candice.  Amanda overheard Candice telling Judd that Amanda thinks Judd is the MVP and Amanda thinks Judd is shady.  Amanda flips out and tells Candice to “shut your big fat mouth.” Candice starts singing or rapping some silly tune about how she will “all day, I’ll put you up.” Amanda’s responds by asking Candice if that is “Saniqua” coming out in her.  Amanda then says something it to affect that if that is racist, so be it. McCrae finally intervenes and tells both of them to stop.    Do they stop? Nope.  Candice is the next one out and has to stand next to Amanda, who was already out.  Amanda starts whispers zingers at Candice and Candice responds by yelling at Amanda.  Amanda tries to play it off like she didn’t say anything.  This continues throughout the rest of the comp, which lead Judd telling Jessie to take the Veto as he will not take it from her.  And that folks, is how Jessie won the POV.  Good grief.  Give me another Iceberg.

After the POV, McCrae rips into Amanda telling her that she needs to shut up and that she is being a bully. McCrae tells her that Candice is going home and she just wants to rub salt in the wound.  Amanda tells McCrae to just leave her alone.

As for the punishments, here is Candice in her Clownitard:

Here is Amanda after several tanning sessions:

And here is GinaMarie with the Cone of Shame:

At the POV meeting, Jessie, as expected, uses the POV on herself.  GinaMarie selects Spencer as the replacement nominee.  In the DR, Spencer thinks he is safe due to the fighting between Amanda and Candice.  Amanda thinks she is safe, as no one in the house likes Candice and Spencer.  Candice thinks she is safe due to Amanda’s melt down. 

Side note: on Twitter today, CBS Big Brother announced that both evictees from Thursday’s will be on the jury.  With the jury starting tomorrow, that means that there will be 9 HGs on the jury, making it the biggest jury in the BB history. 

With that, this episode is finally over.  So, what did you think of tonight’s blow out and Amanda mini meltdowns and fights? Who do you think is going home Thursday? What do you think of having 9 on the jury?  Sound off below and let us know what you think.

Eviction Night and Helen is No Longer HOH

Dear BB Gods: First I want to thank you as tonight will end Tiger Blood Helen’s HOH reign.  Douche bags, little children, wayward husbands and thousands of live feed viewers are rejoicing as we kick back with our glasses full of Champaign and our crackers piled high with caviar.  Thank you BB Gods, thank you. But, our work here is not done, we still have this crapola BBMVP thing to take care of…I am begging you, please, no more Elissa...unless...

Picking up where we left off, Kaitlin uses the POV and Helen is able to complete her plan of backdooring Jeremy.  Yee freaking haw.  After the POV ceremony, we get some great one-liners from Aaryn. In taking about Jeremy, “Being discriminated against because he is a winner.” In talking about herself,  “People hate people who are cute.  It’s hard for me acting the way I’ve been acting, being like nice to everyone and I deserve to be acknowledged for that.”  She is so clueless that she is comedy gold. 

For a filler segment, we get to see just how psycho GinaMarie really is.  In case you did not know, GinaMarie built a “Nick Shrine” with his coffee mug, an empty box of cereal, his chap stick, his hat (that is actually McCrae’s, but no one will tell her) and a couple of other items.  Amanda thought it would be funny to hide the items.  So...that is what they did.  It took about half a second for GinaMarie to discover that her precious items where gone.  Can you say melt down?  GinaMarie can.  And she did.  Seriously, she needs a lot of mental health help.

Usually, I hate this next segment.  But, tonight, I have to say that it was…ugh…cute.  There I said it.  I have to go throw up now, but at least I said it.  Amanda’s family is adorable and McCrae’s family is darling.  Well done BB, well done!!!

Speech and vote time!!!

Jeremy’s speech: We know what is going to happen.  I am a winner.  I’m a champion when I eat, sleep and poop. Nice Jeremy.  Bye Jeremy.

Aaryn’s speech – It’s so hard being beautiful and popular and…I stopped listening.

Spencer’s speech – Thank you to everyone. This has been a great…blah blah blah

Votes:

Candice – Jeremy

Andy – Jeremy

Howard – Jeremy

Elissa – Jeremy

Kaitlin – Spencer

GinaMarie – Jeremy

Amanda – Jeremy

McCrae – Jeremy

Jessie – Jeremy

Judd – Jeremy

Bye bye Jeremy!!! Such a shame as it should have been Spencer or Helen or Elissa or Jessie or…

Jeremy exit interview with Julie.  I am a winner.  Julie: but you just lost.  ZZZIIINNNGGG!!! Yeah, but I am holding my head high.  Goodbye messages from McCrae and Elissa said that he was arrogant and that is why he is gone; Helen said something, don’t really care; and Kaitlin said I something mushy that I could care less about.

All right, time for the big new twist that Julie has been teasing through out the entire show.  What is it? Trust me, you are going to be upset: America is the new BBMVP.  Why are they doing this? Because they finally realized that this shit is not working.  AG knows full well that if Elissa wins for the fourth week in a row, the live feeders would have her head on a platter.  So, now we get this bullshit. Will this change anything? Probably not.  I mean, is there really any doubt she will get the most votes?  It won’t even be close. Hello Aaryn.  I hope your parents hired an incredible PR firm.

Time for the HOH Comp!!! Tonight’s theme is…hell, who cares? The most important thing is the Helen’s reign is finally over.  The comp is who do the HGs think America picked – they are asked a question and have to pick between two HGs.  Exciting stuff.

First question: No one out

Second question: Elissa, Andy, Candice, and Amanda are out

Third question: No one out

Fourth question: No one out

Fifth question: Aaryn, Jessie and GinaMarie are out

Sixth question: Spencer and Howard are out

Who is left for the tiebreaker is Judd, Kaitlin, and McCrae…and J U DOUBLE D wins!!!

So, who will Judd nominate? Is there any doubt that Aaryn will be the third nominee? (Vote for Elissa – you will never hear that again) Is the BBMVP crap finally over? Tune in to the weekend update to find out.