Double Eviction and Some Serious Nastiness - BB15 Recap

Anticipating a fast pace action episode, no drink recipe tonight, just straight shooter.  Grab that shot glass, gulp it down and let’s get on with the recap.

Julie starts the show tonight telling us that it will be a double eviction and that both evictees tonight will be will become the first and second member of the jury.  Julie also tells us that there will be more surprises to come.

Picking up after the POV ceremony, we get Spencer in the DR telling us that he is safe.  We then get a Candice DR saying that Amanda has put a target on herself.  And to round it out, we get an Amanda DR telling us that thanks to the BBMVP, “I have to be nice Amanda.”  Yeah right.  Didn’t know such a thing existed. 

Now that I have said that, what do we get next?  Yep, Amanda being nice to Jessie.  In fact, she even apologized to Jessie.  And just as soon as Amanda said the magic words of “I’m sorry,” we transition to the DR where Jessie says that she is not buying it.  Nice try Amanda.

For Flashback Wednesday, we have the final four deal that was made a while ago between Andy, Amanda, McCrae and Judd.  Back to current time, Amanda is in the DR saying that she is 99.9% sure that Judd is the BBMVP.  Can you say foreshadowing? Big Brother can.

Candice can’t believe that she is a bigger target than Spencer or Amanda.  Really Candice?  How would you know anything? You have spent the entire week in bed.  Please Candice, go back to sleep.

Up next is Jessie and she is telling Helen that she wants Amanda out. Helen says that she has to get the votes first.  Jessie finds Judd and he does his best him-hawing to avoid agreeing with Jessie.  Transition to Judd in the DR tells us that he is in an alliance with Amanda.

Helen finds Andy and drags him into SR and pitches the idea of evicting Amanda. Andy him-haws around the subject while hinting that it is not a good idea.  Transition to Andy in the DR telling us that is in an alliance with Amanda.

Back from the commercial, Julie tells the HGs that this will be  the biggest jury with  9 jury members.  The HGs are ecstatic.  Julie also tells the HGs that just because you are on the jury, that doesn’t mean you are out of the game.  Translation: if you evict a HG that production likes, production will put them back in the house.  How do you like them apples?

All right, finally time for the first eviction.  Candice is first to give a “save me” speech.  Holy crap.  Candice goes right after GM.  “You think I am a rat?” GM fires right back.  Candice goes off even more and GM just keeps getting louder.  Holy crap…THIS IS AWESOME!!! Julie tries to intervene, but neither Candice nor GM have any plans on stopping any time soon.  Julie is basically yelling at them, but to no avail.  Julie finally gives up and tells Spencer that is it his turn.  Spencer stands up and starts his speech, but you couldn’t hear him over Candice and GM bickering at each other.  They finally shut up and you hear Spencer telling Union Pacific thank you.  Oops.  Hey Spencer, Union Pacific does not like you any more.  Still being shell shocked from GM and Candice, I really don’t have a clue what Amanda said.

I need a shot of something. 

As for the votes, here ya go:

McCrae – Candice

Aaryn – “I vote to evict Candice the Clown”

Helen – Candice

Jessie – Candice

Elissa – I really don’t want to, but I vote to evict Candice

Andy – Candice

Judd – Candice

During the voting, you could hear GM and Candice still bickering at each other.  Too funny.   Also, if you don’t want to vote for someone, THEN DON’T!!! Grow a freaking spine and shut the hell up.  I understand voting with the house, but I don’t need to hear how you don’t want to do it.  It’s your game and your vote.  Don’t bitch to me about it. 

With a unanimous vote, Candice is evicted.  As Candice walks out, GM says don’t let the door hit you on the way out.  Candice yells back at GM, “Go back to your mom’s house.”  GM yells back, “at least my mom likes me, not like yours.”  Holy Shit. No she didn’t?!?!?  Oh yes she did. Unbelievable.  I really can’t believe that GM just said that.  Wow.  That is scraping the bottom of the barrel low.  Wow.

The HOH comp is BB Summer School.  The HGs are asked questions about things that have happened in the house and they have to answer with More or Less.  The first question is how many plane chairs are in the Plane Room, more or less than 12?  Elissa was the only that got it wrong and it out.  Andy and Jessie went out next.  No one missed the third question and Aaryn was the only one that got the fourth question right.  Yes, that’s right, Aaryn is the new HOH.  And from her reaction, she did not want to win.  This is her third HOH victory. 

As we come back from commercial, Aaryn does not know who to put up.

Julie tells us that the BBMVP twist is over…but does not tell them that BBMVP has been America for the last three weeks.  If Judd is not puckering, he should be.

Julie finally lets Aaryn proceeds with nominations and she puts up Jessie and Spencer.

During the commercial, they picked the POV players.  Playing will be Andy, Judd, Aaryn, Amanda, Spencer and Jessie.  The POV is Big Brother Work Shop “Nailed It.”  The HGs have a workbench that has holes for nails.  The nails are behind them. They have to race to find the correct color and size nail that fit in the holes on their workbench. Fast forward, Aaryn wins. Can you say Comp Beast? Aaryn can.

At the POV ceremony, Aaryn takes off Jessie off the block and puts up Judd.  What in the hell just happened?  Holy Shit.  Told you.  Remember, up there, where I said foreshadowing?  Hello Judd.  Aaryn said that she did not know that she was being played and that everyone but two HGs wants Judd on the block.

Speech time:

Spencer – Please keep me. 

Judd – Obviously you want me gone, what you are hearing is not true.  Please vote how you really feel.  He looks at several HGs and asks them to change their votes. 

Just like Judd, I can see the writing on the wall.  Votes:

Amanda – Judd

McCrae – Judd

GinaMarie – Judd

Andy – Judd

Helen – Judd

Elissa – Judd

Jessie – Judd

Judd has been evicted.  How sad. 

Julie asks Judd what just happened? Judd says that he guesses that he just got blindsided.  He said that he was loyal to Amanda, McCrae, Andy, and, at the end, Aaryn.

Wow.  I really don’t know what else to say other than wow.  All right, your turn.  Sound off below and tell us what you thought of tonight’s show.  As for me, enough of the shot glass, I need the damn bottle.  Cheers!

Wednesday FIght Night Recap - BBMVP and POV

Since tonight’s episode looks like it is going to be a little chilly, might as well serve up one of my favorite cold drinks: The Iceberg.  Grab your blender and add 1 oz white crème de menthe, 0.5 oz peppermint schnapps, and 0.5 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps; add ice and then fill with milk; blend; pour into a frozen highball glass; sit back; enjoy.  On with the recap.

Picking up where we left off after nominations, we get GinaMarie in the DR telling us that Candice is the target and Jessie is pawn.  In the words of McCrae: Duh.  GinaMarie also says that if she sounded harsh, it is because she is from Jersey and she is telling is like it is.  You mean, expect when Judd, Amanda and others were laughing at you during your nomination speech? Uh huh.  Youse a toughie.  Or maybe Amanda is a little more accurate when she said that GM is the cartoon character of herself in the house.  Sounds about right.

After her attempt to flay Jessie and Candice during the nomination ceremony, GM talks to Jessie in the HOH room telling her that she is the pawn this week.  Jessie takes in stride.  After this mini love fest, GM starts yelling at Candice to come up to the HOH room.  You could tell that she did not want to, but Candice is a good sport about it and marches up to the HOH room.  To be honest with you, I am not sure what GM accomplished with this discussion. She claims that she was trying smooth things over with Candice, but Candice did not appear to be buying. 

Here we go.  Time for everyone’s opinion on who they think is this week’s BBMVP. We start with Amanda who thinks that it is someone in the house. Why, you ask? Because she can’t believe that America would put her up.  Nope.  Not kidding.  Yep.  Welcome to Amanda’s bad edit episode. 

Of course, this is followed by a fight between Amanda and McCrae.  This fight is about Amanda’s jealousy.   You see, they were in the HOH room and Jessie walks in and sits by McCrae.  Did Jessie want to be close to McCrae? No.  IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE AVAILABLE TO SIT.  Amanda does not like this and tells McCrae to come sit on the bed with her.  McCrae does something stupid and tells her no.  Amanda gets mad and stomps out of the HOH room.  McCrae soon follows wondering what he did wrong. He soon finds out.  Amanda is jealous.  Yes, because Jessie sat next to MCCrae.  McCrae called it correctly – it’s high schoolish and silly. What is the point of all of this?  Bad editing for Amanda. 

Time for the BBMVP and pick the players for the POV comp.  As you can probably figure out from tonight’s lovely edit as to who is third nominee: yep, Amanda. And of course, she is PISSED.  In the DR, Amanda asks why? She claims that it doesn’t make any sense.  Earth to Amanda!! Earth to Amanda!!! You are the third nom for acting like this: an entitled spoiled little shit.    McCrae from DR: I am not surprised; she has been acting a fool lately. Well said McCrae, well said.  Anyway, the players for the POV comp are:  GM, Amanda, Candice, Jessie, Spencer, and Judd.  The host is Aaryn.

Wonderful.  More BBMVP talk.  Helen, Candice and Elissa believe that the BBMVP is Judd.  Amanda walks in and they ask her and of course she says Judd.  This lead to Amanda wondering around the house asking Judd and Spencer, separately, if they win the POV, will they take her off the block.  Of course Judd and Spencer say yes.  Amanda then wonders up to the HOH room where GM, Aaryn, Helen, McCrae, and Andy are talking.  Amanda basically buts in and puts GM on the spot and asks if she win POV, will she take her off the block.  GM says yes.  This, of course and rightly so, pisses off Aaryn, who gets up and storms out of the room.  Aaryn knows that if Amanda comes off the block, she is going up.  The entire time, McCrae is shaking his head.  This leads to another fight between Amanda and McCrae in the Have-Not room. 

    

When Amanda and McCrae finally calm down, Big Brother figures this might be a good time to play the POV comp.  The HGs walk out in the BY to find that it has been transformed into a backwoods Bayou frog pond.  At one end of the pond is a wood deck and on the other side of the pond are fake lily pads with different point amounts in each lily pad.  The POV players are given a stuffed frog that they have to throw from the wood deck to the lily pads.  The player with the lowest point level at the end of each round, get to pick a bucket whatever “prize” they pull out, they win.  Well, expect for when the next loser loses and if they don’t like what they “won,” they can swap for someone else’s “prize.”  Think Yankee Swap.  Got it? Good.  Let’s get on with the comp.

GinaMarie is the first one out and she pulls the Veto out of the bucket she chose.  Amanda is the next one out and she trades the “Cone of Shame” for the Veto.  Candice is the next one out and she trades a trip to the Bahamas for the Veto.  Spencer is next and he trades “50 Shades of Orange” (50 spray on tanning sessions) for the Bahamas trip.  GM was really upset, as she wanted the “50 Shades of Orange.” No, that was not a joke.  She really wanted it.  Jessie is next and she trades $5,000f for the Veto.  Judd, who won the comp, trades a “Clownitard” for $5,000.  So, the “prizes” ended up as follows:

GinaMarie - Cone of Shame

Amanda – 50 Shades of Orange

Candice - Clowitard

Spencer - Bahamas trip

Jessie – Veto

Judd – $5,000

One highlight during the POV comp was when GM read the card for the “Cone of Shame” which said that it had to be worn for 48 hours.  She asked if that was like two days right? Nothing but crickets folks, nothing but crickets.  Someone finally realized that she was serious and answered yes. 

The other highlight was the fight between Amanda and Candice.  Amanda overheard Candice telling Judd that Amanda thinks Judd is the MVP and Amanda thinks Judd is shady.  Amanda flips out and tells Candice to “shut your big fat mouth.” Candice starts singing or rapping some silly tune about how she will “all day, I’ll put you up.” Amanda’s responds by asking Candice if that is “Saniqua” coming out in her.  Amanda then says something it to affect that if that is racist, so be it. McCrae finally intervenes and tells both of them to stop.    Do they stop? Nope.  Candice is the next one out and has to stand next to Amanda, who was already out.  Amanda starts whispers zingers at Candice and Candice responds by yelling at Amanda.  Amanda tries to play it off like she didn’t say anything.  This continues throughout the rest of the comp, which lead Judd telling Jessie to take the Veto as he will not take it from her.  And that folks, is how Jessie won the POV.  Good grief.  Give me another Iceberg.

After the POV, McCrae rips into Amanda telling her that she needs to shut up and that she is being a bully. McCrae tells her that Candice is going home and she just wants to rub salt in the wound.  Amanda tells McCrae to just leave her alone.

As for the punishments, here is Candice in her Clownitard:

Here is Amanda after several tanning sessions:

And here is GinaMarie with the Cone of Shame:

At the POV meeting, Jessie, as expected, uses the POV on herself.  GinaMarie selects Spencer as the replacement nominee.  In the DR, Spencer thinks he is safe due to the fighting between Amanda and Candice.  Amanda thinks she is safe, as no one in the house likes Candice and Spencer.  Candice thinks she is safe due to Amanda’s melt down. 

Side note: on Twitter today, CBS Big Brother announced that both evictees from Thursday’s will be on the jury.  With the jury starting tomorrow, that means that there will be 9 HGs on the jury, making it the biggest jury in the BB history. 

With that, this episode is finally over.  So, what did you think of tonight’s blow out and Amanda mini meltdowns and fights? Who do you think is going home Thursday? What do you think of having 9 on the jury?  Sound off below and let us know what you think.

BB15 Eviction Night Recap - Hello Redneck

Welcome to eviction night in the BB house! In honor of who I think is leaving the house tonight, (no, I am not going to say who) I dedicate my drink of choice to this wonderful HG.  And just want is the name of this lovely drink? Why, it is called “Howard’s Poison” In case you want to join me, here is what you need:  grab a tall glass and add 1.5 oz Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum, 5 oz Orange Juice, 3 oz Pineapple Juice, and .25 oz Triple Sec.  Damn good stuff.  Sorry Howard, you should have been campaigning all week instead of waiting for until the last minute.  Anyway, on with the recap. 

Picking up where we left off after the POV ceremony, we have Howard and Candice in the backyard…and Candice is pissed.  Redneck? Rebel flag? Come one Candice, you are better than this...or at least say it louder so that someone can overhear you and run to Aaryn to let her know what you are saying about her.  Yes, I love me some drama.   

Finally, Howard and Spencer start playing the game.  They start working Judd and Andy and drag them into an alliance to vote Amanda out.  Spencer also works GinaMarie and Jessie.  Not sure this is working, but at least it is an effort.

 Opps.  Like I said, someone was not buying this whole new alliance thing.  Andy runs and tells Amanda that he and Judd made a deal with Spencer and Howard to flip the house, but that he really is not going to flip.  Amanda almost freaks out, but Andy tells her that there is no way he is voting her out.  This is when the tide starts to turn against Judd.  He eventually tells Amanda about the “fake alliance” but not quick enough for Amanda. 

After Andy tattles on Spencer and Howard, Amanda later calls Spencer out about trying to get her out.  Spencer denies it but admits it in the DR.  They get into an argument and Spencer tells her to shut up and Amanda calls him a bully.  I don’t like that Spencer told Amanda to shut up, but I really don’t like the “B” word being thrown around like it is.  Until they learn the true meaning of that word, it should be banned from the BB house.  Rant over. Moving on.

To help keep the drama going, Helen finds Candice and tells her that she overheard Amanda and Spencer arguing in the BY with Spencer saying that he wants Candice out.  Can you say BOOM?  Candice can with a house meeting.  Oh hell yeah.   Amanda calls it like is – “a house meeting…that always go well.”  Yeah…not.  And neither did this one.  I will say that Candice did let loose and calls Spencer out in front of everyone.  It was a wonderful five minutes for Candice and not so much for Spencer.  But, here is the problem: Spencer is no longer on the block and Candice is.  Next week is a long ways off and with a new HOH, this “house meeting” will probably be forgotten.  The only thing Candice accomplished was putting a bigger target on her back.  And this is exactly what Jessie, GM, and Aaryn saw as well.  They did not like what Candice did and now want her out.  Like Amanda said…

Back from commercial, Julie tells us that it is day 42 in the house.  She then turns to the HGs and start quizzing them on babies that have been recently born.  I will spare you.

The next filler segment is about Judd’s hometown, Englewood, which is a very small town in Tennessee.  It was actually a pretty good segment.  The best part was everyone, and I mean, everyone, was wearing bright orange #TeamJudd t-shirts.  Absolutely wonderful.

All right, boring ass speech time

Amanda – Hi to family and friends.  Not ready to go yet.  Love you McCrae.  I want to stay and have a nice big Jewish wedding.

Candice – Hi to all my family, friends and my bestie boos.  I’m a tough cookie. I don’t want to leave.

Howard – I would like to thank God, my Church, my family, God, and my Church.  I have enjoyed my cast mates and please vote with your heart.

Enough of that, on with the votes:

Helen – Howard

Elissa – Howard

Spencer – Candice

McCrae – Howard

Andy – Howard

Judd – Howard

GinaMarie – Howard

Jessie – Howard

With 7 votes, Howard has been evicted.  Bye bye Howard. 

Interview with Julie.  Talked about the Helen controlling the house, the Moving Company and lying to Helen.  Julie asks about the racism in the house.  Howard said that he bit his tongue, that he did not want to lose his temper, and he was not going to stoop to their level.  Crowd claps loudly.  In the goodbye videos, the only thing of interest was Candice calling him Howie boo.  When asked about Candice, Howard said several times that she is just a friend. Bottom line: Howard seems like a really nice guy.  Too bad he did not have a better game plan. 

Ugh.  Julie tells us that the BBMVP is still in play and that America is the BBMVP again.  I can not wait for this to end.

Here we go, the HOH Comp, which Julie calls it the “Bull in a China Shop” comp.  The HGs are on a rotating barrel holding onto a rope handle to help keep their balance.  After the HGs have been up on the barrel for a few minutes, Julie announces that the first three HGs that jump/fall off the barrel can open one of three boxes, which one of the boxes contains $5,000.  No one jumps.

As for the comp, Helen and Elissa are struggling, while Andy, Judd and McCrae are acting like they are taking walk around the block.

Julie tells us that there will not be Have-Nots this week.  The HGs are happy.

Julie also tells us that Thursday will be double eviction.  Oh hell yes.  This also means that the BBMVP crap is over next week.  About damn time. 

As we leave, Julie tells the HGs to hang on as “those bulls are going to run a whole lot faster.” 

There you have it.  Howard is gone and we are about to get a new HOH.  Sound off below and let us know what you think about Howard leaving and the double eviction next Thursday.

Say What Howard? BB15 Recap - BBMVP and POV

The sky is blue.  She painted her fingernails pink.  That car is really red.  Wow, that tree is tall.  And look at those green leaves.  Wow, that was a squirrel.  Yes, that is what it is like to have a conversation with Howard; you walk away shaking your head wondering what the hell just happened.  Three shot Howard.  That is my new name for him.  Why?  Because it takes three shots of your favorite strong alcohol to understand anything he has to say.  Anyway, on with the recap.

Picking up where we left off after nominations, from the DR Aaryn tells us that Howard is the target and Spencer is the pawn.  Helen appears to be ecstatic as she basically tells us that these are her nominees as she made a deal with Aaryn last week for Aaryn’s safety.  The deal was basically that Helen would convince the house not to vote out Aaryn but if Aaryn won HOH, Helen would get to select who goes on the block.  So, Spencer and Howard, say hello to the block.  With the nominations, Elissa surprised and Amanda is extremely happy.  In case you did not know – that would be those who NEVER watch the feeds - you would not have a clue how much Amanda wants Howard the hell out of the house.  Let me put it this way, one day last week I decided to count how many times Amanda said Howard’s name when Howard was not within ear shot of Amanda.  I hit 100 times within 10 minutes.  Need I say more? Good.  Moving on.

What is up with Jessie? After nominations, she finds Howard and starts crying.  What the hell? Did CBS not have enough filler for tonight?  Was there a petition to get Jessie more airtime?  Just call me confused.

After nominations, McCrae starts working on Spencer as he thinks Spencer will be more loyal to him and Amanda.  McCrae makes up some lie and Spencer in the DR says he see right through it and knows that McCrae is lying because he knows that Howard refuses to work with McCrae and Amanda.  Spencer is hoping that whoever the BBMVP puts up is more of a target than himself and Howard so that his alliance can stay intact.  Keep dreaming Spencer.

Okay.  It is that time.  The Howard house meeting time.  Howard has something to say and wants everyone to hear it.  What exactly did he say? I don’t have a freaking clue.  And it looks like I am not alone.  During the “Howard speech,” we get DRs from Judd, Andy, and Spencer asking what in the hell Howard just said.  And during the speech, everyone looks confused.  After the speech and in the DR, Howard is happy he got that off his chest.  Someone order me another shot.

Another fun segment.  Amanda and McCrae are in the hammock.  Elissa is jogging and decides to stop and share some of her wonderful insight regarding the BBMVP.   You see, Elissa just can’t believe that America turned on her.  America LOVES her.  There has to be a reason why she was not the BBMVP last week or this week. Pay attention, this is the fun part: Elissa believes that the reason why she is not the BBMVP is that the first three weeks was for the girls and the three following weeks is for the boys.  Which makes perfect since that Howard was the BBMVP last week and that Andy is the BBMVP this week. I would really like to know what meds she is on because I want some.   

POV time.  But first, we have to find out who Andy pick to be the third nominee…which is Amanda!!!  And of course, Amanda is pissed.  What CBS did not really show was the mini melt down Amanda had after this meeting.  Still yet, Amanda did later pull her shit together and started working the house.  In addition to Aaryn, Howard, Spencer, and Amanda, the other two picked to play were Candice and Jessie.  Aaryn selected Helen as the host.

The POV theme for this week is “Time Machine.”  The POV players are transported back in time to a “Jurassic Park” era and they have to find puzzle pieces that resemble a large carved rock of the POV.  Think Flintstones.  Fast-forward through all of the DRs about how hard this puzzle is…and Spencer “The Doughnut Master” wins the POV!!! Yee freaking haw. 

Amanda is upset that she didn’t win, but is happy that Howard will still be on the block.  Shocker.  Hmmm…who will Aaryn pick as the replacement nominee? Hmmm…could it be….Candice? Like you didn’t see that one coming.  Helen says that she will go with the group but wants to tell Candice that she fought for her.  Yeah, okay Helen, as long as you control everything.  Whatever.

Meanwhile, back in oblivion, Candice does not think that Spencer and Howard are doing enough to try to save their alliance and believes that even though Aaryn is the HOH, Helen is controlling the house.  Candice finds Helen and tries to cut a deal with Helen to save herself and Howard.  During this conversation, Candice tells Helen that she knows that Helen is running the house and can control who will get evicted.  Helen denies this and gets pissed off and walks out on the conversation. 

Helen makes a bee line to the HOH room to tell everyone what Candice just told her.  Prior to Helen making to the HOH room, we get a Helen DR telling us that she is going to get the house to flip on Candice.  Why Helen, how could you do that when you just said that you don’t control the house? In the HOH room, Helen tells Aaryn, Spencer, Andy, GineMarie, Jessie, Amanda, and McCrae what Candice just told her.  Like this group needed any further reasons to dislike Candice.

This, of course, leads us to the POV ceremony.  Spencer takes himself off the block and Aaryn, who looks directly at Candice and says, this is not a surprise to anyone, Candice, saddle up. 

So, who is going home?  Will it be Howard or Candice? Since I like drinking, let’s hope it is Candice.  Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think.

America’s #BB15 Crap Choice - Shouldn't Crap Actually Be An Option?

Hello America.  We believe that the House Guests have been a little pampered this year.  Last week's Champagne, Brie and strawberries didn't receive the gag factor that we were hoping for.  So, after several long discussions that usually started with offering our favorite HG, (you know who we are talking about) steak and lobster, (what did you really think they were doing in the DR for an hour? It only takes five minutes to tell them what to do. Come on people…) we decided to amp it up this week.  Something that would really...RUN...through the house, if you will.  Pending approval from the big bosses at CBS, we are going rig (no, we don’t normally rig comps…okay, fine, not all of them are rigged) a comp wherein everyone becomes a Have-Not for the week.  Except, this will be a Have-Not week like you have never seen before. We are taking away the slop.  Yes, that is right, there will be no slop.  There will also be no food seasonings. Yes, we here at Big Brother have always that it was cheating as well.  As much as you people bitched about it, how could we take it away? We took great pleasure in watching you guys bitch about it.  We are allowed to have fun as well, right? Where was I? Oh yeah...no seasonings. The only...ummm…substance?...that they will have is the...ummm…item...that gets the highest number of votes.  No other food.  No condiments or spices.  No nothing other than what you vote for.  Yes, you can applaud now. What will they have to eat you ask? No, not mackerel or pumpernickel or figs.  Don't start bitching or we just might give them steak and lobster…not just to our favorite HG either.  This time America, your vote will actually count.  You really get to decide what the HGs will get to eat this week.  Your choices are as follows:

1. Chicken Shit

2. Cow Shit

3. Horse Shit

That is right America, this week some form of shit is going into the house.  And they will be forced to eat it.  (I said a form of shit, not piece of shit.  We already know that there are pieces of shit in the house.  Don’t make me break out the steak and lobster) And now, for the added bonus:  if we receive over 3 votes, (yes, just 3) we will give them all three form of shit.  Yes, you can applaud loudly now America!!! The HGs are finally going to understand what it really is like to be a Have-Not!!!

Get to voting America.  Let's get 3 votes and really get things running through the house this week!!!

Thanks America!!! Your friend and favorite EP – AG

BB15 Weekend Update - Noms, BBMVP, and the POV

As we saw Thursday night, the damn clown is back in the HOH room.  No, I am not talking about Aaryn. Well, not really.  Yes, she won HOH.  And with her came that damn clown.  It’s just freaky.

Anyway, in case you have been sitting on a beach on a deserted island and completely missed what happen this weekend, have no fear as the weekend recap is here. 

Picking up were CBS left off Thursday night, Aaryn is the new HOH.  After the HOH room reveal, the return of the damn clown, and a few hours of sleep, we get the Have/Have-Not comp.  When the dust settled and all of the outlaws were arrested, GinaMarie, Amanda, Judd, and Candice were the Have-Nots for the week.  With GinaMarie being a Have-Not, everyone is wondering if Nick will came back into the house and sneak her food.  We can only hope the lunacy continues.  

After a couple of HOH confabs and a few hours later, it was time for Aaryn to make her nominations.  In a shocking surprise, (okay, not really) she nominated Spencer and Howard.  I heard that Howard actually cried after the nomination ceremony.  I guess we will have to wait until Sunday to find out if this is really true. 

You know how sometimes when the week starts out bad and just keeps getting worse? Well, that is how Amanda’s week is turning out.  Hello Friday and Hello Have-Not.  Hello Saturday morning and hello Amanda as America’s choice for the third nominee.  This lead to a minor breakdown, but Amanda quickly regained her composure and started working on Jessie and Aaryn in case they pull off a POV victory.  Speaking of which, the POV players were Aaryn, Amanda, Spencer, Howard, Candice, and Jessie.

A few hours later, the curtains were raised and our latest POV winner is Spencer!!!  Rumor has it that Spencer unleashed his Einstein brainpower and solved some complex puzzle.  Yeah, whatever, it was a doughnut-eating contest and after his trampoline debacle, Spencer redeemed himself…in a very spectacular fashion.  Good for you Spencer.  

On Monday, if he has recovered from his doughnut overload, Spencer should take himself off the block.  As it sits right now, it appears that Aaryn will put up Candice as the replacement nominee.  The only question that remains is who is going home on Thursday.  Who do you think will be walking out the door? Is Amanda’s time up? Or will it be Candi talking to Julie?  Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think.