Monday, July 8, 2013

Drunk House Guests Make the Best House Guests - BB15

 


Before we get to the events that have transpired over the last 48 hours, I first would like to thank CBS for addressing the racial and homophobic comments that some of the HGs have been making.  CBS did not address every HG and every comment, but this is a first for CBS Big Brother to address such issues on the TV shows.  For that, I applaud them.  We still have a long way to go, but this is a start.  Thank you CBS Big Brother.

As for what is going on in the house, I think pictures are a much better indicator.  You know, such as a photo like this:

Or this:


 

Yep.  That happened.  In fact, the bandaids were the only thing she wore up top most of the night/early morning.  In the words of Amanda: if you are not showing nipple, it is not nudity.  Try and explain that one to your parents boys and girls. 
Not wanting to miss out on a golden opportunity, Big Brother even made a comment about it. 
BB: Amanda, attach your microphone to your shirt.
Amanda: I’m not wearing a shirt. 
Big Brother: ZZZZIIIIINNNNNGGGGG.
Yep. It was a fun drunk filled night.  Of course, it did not end there.  Kaitlin and Jeremy where feeling a little frisky and finally said to hell with it and relieved their sexual frustrations.  Yes, they had sex.  Yes, it was caught on camera.  No, I don’t have the FlashBack time. For me, the most hilarious part of them having sex is that Kaitlin was complaining of a UTI a couple hours before they did the deed.  Can you say Yuck?

I will have to say that the funniest thing about the whole bandaid tatas parade is that Helen and Andy did not want any part of it and disappeared somewhere else in the house to talk game.  Yes they did.  At least Elissa had the common decency to sit on the couch in the back yard and watch the events unfold.    


Okay, now as to actual gameplay, let’s get caught up.  (Please forgive me, as you probably already know most of this) Aaryn is the HOH and she nominated Elissa and Helen.  Elissa is the BBMVP and she nominated Jeremy.  Jeremy won the POV and will probably take himself off the block.  I say maybe because his arrogance may get the best of him and he may think that he is safe enough that he does not need to use the POV. Oh how I would love for that to happen.  He is such a douche bag.  Just how big of a douche bag you ask? Let me put it this way, I’m pretty sure that he was still wearing the POV necklace when he was having sex with Kaitlin Sunday night/Monday morning.  Enough said?  Good.  Moving on.  The POV ceremony is Monday and we will find out for sure.  If Jeremy does take himself off the block, it appears that Elissa will nominate Nick.  If not Nick, then Kaitlin, which is who Aaryn wants gone.  Why? So she can have Jeremy to herself.  Nope. Not kidding.  Can we say sloppy seconds? You know, I think I just prefer Yuck. 

As to Nick, he heard that he might be the replacement nominee and decided it was time to talk to Elissa.  That conversation lasted for about…10 seconds as that is when Elissa got up with Nick in mid-sentence and left the room.  Again, nope, not kidding.  Nick could care less as he believes that even if he is nominated, he has the votes to stay.  By not engaging in a conversation with Nick to see what he had to offer, Elissa may have just sealed her fate.  Based upon current alliances and votes, Nick should have enough votes to stay.  Thus, it comes down to Helen and Elissa.  And based on the majority of the house not liking Elissa, there is a very good chance that she will see Julie this Thursday.  That is, unless she makes Kaitlin the replacement nominee…and then the real fun starts. I mean shit hitting the fan kind of fun.  The reason we buy the feeds kind of fun.  Not the above tatas kind of fun, but the…okay, you get my point. It will be fun to watch everyone scramble. I suspect that AG knows this and the DR handlers will be pushing Elissa in the DR to put up Kaitlin. Let’s hope so anyway. 

That is it for now.  What do you think? Should BB give them alcohol every night? Is Jeremy really a douche bag? Who will Elissa put up as the replacement nominee? Sound off in the comments below and let us know.

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