So, what do you do when the feeds
are boring? Well, if you are I, you drink. A lot. With the weather being oh so
nice lately, I thought I would serve up some Mojitos. Not only are they fun to
drink, they are also fun to make. In case you need a re- fresher course, here
you go: glass, 12 mint leaves in the bottom of the glass, add some ice, 1.25 oz
Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum, 1 tbsp sugar, and .5 oz lime juice. Muddle.
I love that word and it is so fun to say: Muddle. You say it: Muddle. Isn’t
that fun? Muddle. After muddling, add soda water and mint leaves. Viola. Sit
back, relax, and drink. On with the update
Picking up where we left off after Andy elected not to use
the POV, we get the standard post POV DRs from the nominees and the HOH. Blah blah blah. Moving on. From the second Andy won HOH, the target has been
Jessie. In the hopes of having a
peaceful week, everyone has been telling Jessie that she is the pawn for this
week. Still yet, Jessie keeps
asking everyone for reassurances that she is the pawn. When about two hours went by and Helen
had not gone out of her way to tell Jessie that she is the pawn for the week,
Jessie becomes suspicious. Instead
of confronting Helen, she runs off and finds Andy who tells her not to worry,
she is the pawn for the week. Andy
finds Helen and Elissa and tells them that Jessie needs around the clock
reassurance. Helen is beside herself and really does not want to have to
reassurance Jessie every five minutes.
To be honest, I think Jessie would have settled for every ten
minutes.
So, up in the HOH room, where Helen is suppose to be
reassuring Jessie, Helen basically says that Jessie tried to flip the house
last week to get Amanda out.
Jessie gets pissed and walks out.
Shortly thereafter, Jessie confronts Helen outside at the pool table
about why Helen is lying about trying flip the house last week in an effort to
get Amanda out. Helen denies that
she was trying to flip the house on Amanda and storms off. This is followed by a DR by Helen
saying that it is not good for her game if Jessie keeps ranting. Jessie walks
over to Amanda and McCrae and tells them that Helen was trying to get Amanda
out last week. Amanda, wanting to
stir the pot, walks up to the HOH room and tells Helen that Jessie is outside
talking shit about her. Helen
being the control freak she is can’t handle it and confronts Jessie. And the fight is on. Jessie spills everything…and the funny
thing is that everything Jessie was saying was the truth. Helen kept denying it and BB shows
flashbacks that supports what Jessie was saying. Liar liar pants on fire Helen. Shame on you.
Thinking that Jessie had gone to take a nap to recharge her
batteries, Aaryn, Helen, Elissa, and McCrae are in one of the bedrooms talking
smack about Jessie and that Jessie is the actual target this week. And guess where Jessie was? That’s right, outside of the door
listening. Jessie later confronts
Andy about being the target. Andy
asks what she heard and much to Jessie’s credit, she does not say what she
heard, she simply says, “what do you think I heard?” Andy has a mini freak out and finds the other to let them
know that Jessie overheard them.
Kuddos to Jessie.
Jessie later finds Spencer and GM outside sitting on the
couch. She tells GM that Aaryn has
been talking shit about her.
Now, what they didn’t show on tonight’s episode is probably
one of the best lines Jessie had all week: she followed Elissa around for a
while and referred to her as “Rachel’s Shadow.” At on point, she asked Elissa, who got breast implants
first, her or Rachel. Gold Star
for Jessie.
Back to the fights.
Up in the HOH, GM finally has enough and calls out Aaryn...kind of. GM says that Jessie told her that Aaryn
has been talking shit about her, but that nothing negative has been said. Hang on…what? I’m sure that in GM’s
mind, this makes perfect sense.
But, for the rest of us sane semi-intelligent people, we don’t have a
freaking clue what the hell GM means.
Apparently, neither did Aaryn as she goes tells GM that she has had
enough of this and starts snapping back at GM. GinaMarie, being who she is, is not going to sit there and
take it, especially when she didn’t say anything negative to Aaryn, and snaps
back at Aaryn. Aaryn gets up and
tries to leave the HOH room, but GM is right there on her heels. Aaryn finally makes it out of the HOH
room and GM follows. Aaryn starts
yelling at GM to leave her alone.
GM decides that she wants a house meeting and starts yelling at everyone
in the house to come up to the HOH room.
Of course, Jessie loves what is going on. They end up hashing it out in the HOH room but not before GM
gets in a great one-liner: “you’re
snapping like a little Chihuahua.”
After the commercial break, Julie joins the HGs and asks
various questions. Even though it
was better than the damn baby name crap, I still had one issue with one HG, let
me sum it up this way: STFU HELEN!!!
Holy shit. What in the hell
is wrong with you? Really, I want
to know. Do you have a corncob
stuck up your ass? Someone pull
that damn thing out…like NOW!!! Rant over. Moving on.
Speech time:
Jessie – I miss my family, great to get to know all of you,
please keep me, love you all
Spencer – Love my brother who turns 30 tomorrow, you guys
are great, I hope I can stay
Votes:
Amanda – Jessie
McCrae – Jessie
Aaryn – Jessie
Helen – Jessie
Elissa – Jessie
GinaMarie – Jessie
In a 6-0 vote, Jessie is evicted. By the way, this is not a shock to anyone. Upon being told by Julie, Jessie is
polite to everyone and hugs everyone.
A very nice departure.
Questions from Julie are about blow up she had the other
day. She had loyalty to Helen and
felt betrayed by Helen. She came
into the game thinking she would have a friend, buddy, or showmance and it just
did not work out. In the good-bye
messages, Amanda tells her that everyone has been lying to her and that this is
what she gets for trying to flip the house; Aaryn is sad to see her go; Andy
had to get her out as he can not carry her anymore and hopes she understands
that it is a game move; Helen tells her that a lot went down and she really
wanted Amanda out as well, but she needs to keep Amanda a little longer. Hey you idiots…she is now a JURY
MEMBER. SHE WILL BE VOTING FOR ONE
OF YOU TO WIN. You are supposed to
be nice to her in your good-bye videos.
In other words, LIE. Lie
your ass off to her. Be nice. Be sweet. Think $500,000.
Got it? Good.
The HOH comp is “Way off Broadway”. It is a head to head comp where they
will hear music from a previous comp and they have to figure out if it is from
HOH, Have-Not, or Veto. Loser is
out and the winner picks the next pair.
In the first round, GM beat Helen.
In the second round, Spencer beat Elissa. In the third round, McCrae beat GM. In the fourth round, Aaryn beat Spencer. In the fifth round, Amanda beat McCrae
(McCrae threw it). In the last
round, Aaryn beat Amanda to become the new HOH!!!
At the end of the show, Julie announces that an evicted HG
will return to the game. It will
either be Candice, Judd, Jessie or the HG that is evicted next week. Hello BB Canada.
So, are you happy with Aaryn winning her fourth HOH? Should she have thrown it to let Amanda
win? Does it matter since that they are in an alliance together? What about
Judd…I mean an evicted HG coming back into the game? Sound off below and let us know what you think.
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