It's Fight Night in the BB15 House Y'all

 

Right after midnight, when the HaveNots became Haves and BB served up a little bit of alcohol, everything should have been Happy Happy times in the BB house, right? Nope. Not even close. It’s fight night y’all, and the shit is going down.

It basically stated with a little tiff between Jeremy and Kaitlin.  After stealing a bottle of red wine (hang on, I will get there) Jessie asked Jeremy where Kaitlin was.  Jeremy replied that she was being a “bitch and I told her that she ought to go to bed.”  Oh no he didn’t.  Oh yes he did.  Wait, it gets better.  Jessie tells Jeremy that he needs to go check on her.  Of course, this is Jemery and you don't tell him what to do.  Jeremy’s reply: "No, she should cry it out, and if she wants to be that way, I told her I’d vote her out next week." For all of the future women who might date boat boy, you have been warned.

For Jeremy, that was just the beginning.  While out at the hot tub with Jeremy, Aaryn though that everyone was giving her mean looks.  Ummm...no honey, they are looking at Jeremy for taking the entire bottle of red wine and not sharing it with anyone.  Feeling his oats from drinking almost the entire bottle of red wine, Jeremy decided to confront…the entire house.  Yep, that’s right, Jeremy gets up out of the hot tub and marches his drunken ass into the kitchen to tell everyone off.  Here is the thrust of his little “vote me the MVP” speech:

Hey, hey, guys…so you aren’t rude to everyone else, I was the one that popped the red wine.  I'm not going be considerate.  If y'all aren't going be considerate, I am not gonna be. I'm just tellin’ ya. I see y'all muggin' and talkin' shit all the time. I'm not gonna wait on ya'll if y'all are gonna be assholes.  If y'all have a problem, come to me, because none of these other people besides me drank that shit. And I drank the shit out of it, and I feel great, and I don't give a fuck. But if y'all have problems, come to me. I'll talk to y'all right up in the grill.  I'm not trying to be mean. I'm not tryin to bully.   But y'all can't go around talkin' shit and then expect me.  Then Helen interrupts and says that she didn’t say anything about the red wine.  Jeremy jumps right back in.  I'm lookin' at everybody. I'm just sayin, y'all can't expect me to be nice if y'all aren't gonna be nice. If you aren't gonna be considerate, I'm not gonna be considerate and that might put a target on my back, but guess what, I came here to play.  So let's go! So if you want be mean to anyone, be mean to me. 

The best part (okay, you are right, there were many) Elissa laughs.

Jeremy walks back outside with Aaryn in tow.  They start talking about how fake everyone is as they claim that they didn’t have a clue what Jeremy was talking about.  Judd intervenes a little and Aaryn snaps at him,  claiming that they have had his back this entire time and he does not need to get snappy.  J U Double D plays it off and soon tensions cool off...for about 30 seconds.

Evidently, Amanda wanted some of the red wine and heard what Jeremy said in the kitchen.  She somehow manages to crawl her ass of the HOH bed, parts the oceans at Sea World, and confronts Jeremy outside.  I will not go into the details as it was just a rehash of what Jeremy said in the kitchen.  Amanda gets all teary eyed and they end up hugging it out. At least it was exciting for a moment.  Amanda dries her eyes and heads back up to the HOH bed.

Kaitlin has finally stewed long enough and wants to give Jeremy a piece of her mind.  She walks to the backdoor, opens it, and stands there.  She does not say a word.  She just stares at Jeremy.  Feeling uneasy, Spencer tells Jeremy that someone is waiting for him at the door.  And here is the exchange that happens next:  

Jeremy: I know. I can feel her eyes on my back.
Kaitlin: Fucking grow a pair and come in here and talk to me.
Jeremy: Can I have a second?
Kaitlin: No.
Jeremy: Want to come lay in the hammock with me?
Kaitlin: No. Get off your ass and come talk to me in the house.

Jeremy, not being a total idiot gets up and into the bedroom they go.  This next part is so good, that I would only ruin it with my attempt at adding humor, so here it is, almost word for word.

Kaitlin: You need to stop being so irrational!!! You made a huge scene for no reason. You are going fucking home next week. You have one-sixteenth of a chance to win a true/false.  They didn't even come at you. I was there for the whole conversation. You put Aaryn in that position. And now David's going to go home because of you. (And this is a bad thing, why? Oh that’s right, because it is not Aaryn going home)

Jeremy: What's the point of sitting and lingering over it? What do you want me to do?

Kaitlin: I want you to think before you act next time, because that was ridiculous. They haven't done anything to you. They talked shit, big deal, that's what everyone does in this game. You completely overreacted in there, and made a fool of yourself, of all of us. And David's probably going home. You made way more of a disturbance than Elissa ever has.

Jeremy: I don't think you're going home.

Kaitlin: For sure. Well done. You kinda just fucked us all over.

Jeremy: It's done. I can't take it back. It is what it is at this point.

David: Now the house is completely split.

Jeremy: Wasn't it split before?

David: Now it's completely split (Not much for talking, but when he speaks, he is just brilliant)

Jeremy: I'm just ready to win already.

Nick: You gotta be.

And here is the best part:

Jeremy: You want your ring back?

Kaitlin: Go fuck yourself.
Jeremy: I feel like this is break up number 2.
Jeremy: If I yelled at you and make you feel bad, I apologize.
Kaitlin: Have you ever fucking watched an episode of Big Brother?
Jeremy: I've seen a few.
Kaitlin: Because honestly, it doesn't seem like you have.

Burn baby Burn.

A little before 1:00am, Candice and Aaryn walk in and Aaryn goes off on Candice about her damn silly hat again.  If you have the feeds, use FlashBack and watch this.  It’s actually entertaining.  It was during this fight that we got the best line of the night – BIG BIG Thanks to Ash (@ashes2ashes13 on Twitter) for pointing out this lovely nugget – during the argument, in responding to Aaryn, Candice says, “I ain’t afraid of you, boo thing.” Laughed my ass off. 

Meanwhile, Jeremy gets up off his ass and finds Helen.  He apologizes and they talk for about 20 minutes.  Basically, Jeremy says that he was wrong for acting that way towards her and that it was all Elissa’s fault.  This guy is just clueless, isn’t he? Forget that he took the red wine and did not share. Forget that he basically cused out the entire house.  He is sorry because he did not direct his anger at the right person.  And here I thought David was the stupid one. 

The rest of the night was either Jeremy kissing ass and apologizing to…basically whoever would listen or others rehashing what happened.

Lots of fights. Lots of drama. And we are not even to our first eviction.  Love them or hate them, at the very least, they are doing what we love…entertaining us.