Big Brother 15 Episode 6 Recap

Picking up where we left off from the last episode, Aaryn nominated Elissa and Helen.  After the nomination ceremony, we get the typical piss and vinegar as to how they are going to survive and go after the HOH next week.  Blah blah blah.  Speaking of DRs, is it me or do you also lose massive amounts of brain cells every time Elissa talks to us from the DR?  Good, glad to hear that it is just not me.  Moving on.

Oh look, this next segment is what I like to call, “What in the hell are you thinking?” segment.  Yes, I am talking about the supposed secret alliance between Aaryn and Helen.  I am sure this will last. Yeah, not. 

Time for Elissa's weekly award, the BBMVP!!!  Yes campers, no surprise here as she wins again.  If I remember correctly, this “award” is suppose to be for the HG who is playing the best game for the week.  Let’s think about this…how many comps has she won? Oh that’s right, none.  What has she done that has been so spectacular this week? You guessed it, not a damn thing.  Hell, she is on the block and has barely campaigned for herself.  Yes, America, she most certainly deserves to be BBMVP.  Thank you.

I am not a big advocate of a lot of makeup, but holy crap, GinaMarie is a completely different person without makeup…and not in a good way.   This, of course, leads us into our next filler segment wherein BB shows America just how much a psycho stalker GinaMarie is.  My respect for Nick just greatly increased.  Anyone that can put up with that thing trailing him like she is and not instantly file for a restraining order is golden in my book.  Keep running Nick.  Keep running.

Time for the POV meeting…well almost.  First we have to find out who the permanent BBMVP nominated.  In a stroke of brilliance, Elissa nominated Jeremy.  Time to put our thinking caps on boys and girls.  They have been in an indoor lock down since the previous evening.  Hmmm…this probably means that it is going to be a physical comp.  Who in the house is one of the most athletic and physically fit HGs? Why yes, let’s nominate him and make it that much harder for myself to win the POV.  I’m serious people, is she all there? Anyway, Elissa nominated Jeremy and Aaryn picked Nick and Amanda.  So, the POV players are Elissa, Helen, Jeremy, Aaryn, Amanda, and Nick.  GinaMarie gets to host.  Wonderful. 

Here comes one of those great CBS edits.  In an effort to save her ass, Elissa offers a two-week deal with Nick if he throws the POV.  In the DR, Nick says that he has no intention of keeping the deal.  Now, as Paul Harvey liked to say, here is the rest of the story. Elissa is the one who breached the deal, not Nick.  But, this is not the Nick show, it is the Elissa show.  And we need to save her.  So, who gets the better edit? That’s right, AG’s pet.

Okay, time for the POV comp.  We get a short video from former HG Britney telling and showing us that she is pregnant, which basically was a clue that the POV was a baby theme.  In an effort to save your time and mine, basically the POV was a baby’s playpen where the HGs had to hang stuffed animals on a mobile.  First one to hang 10 animals wins.  Take a wild guess who won?  Yep, that’s right, Jeremy.  I mean, really, is anyone shocked? Didn’t think so.  And just how did Jeremy handle the victory? Like a true douche bag.  Let me put it this way, he was still wearing the POV necklace 10 hours later when he was having sex with Kaitlin in the HOH bed…which later lead to “staingate”. No, don’t ask.  If you can’t figure it out, I am not explaining it. Moving on. 

Speaking of “staingate”, next we get Jeremy and Kaitlin making out on the HOH bed.  Come on Big Brother, do we really need to see this?  No we don’t.

Finally, we get to the end of the show with the POV ceremony.  If you thought he was a douche bag after the POV comp, he took it to another 10 levels during his speech where he said that he was not going to use the POV...dramatic pause…on Elissa or Helen…another dramatic pause…but instead he will use it on himself.  Nice douche bag, really nice.  So, this means that Elissa has to nominate someone else.  She has not used her brain or any common sense up to this point, so why should she start now? Instead of nominating someone that the house may vote out that is in the current power alliance, you know, like Kaitlin, she instead nominates someone that just might save her ass, Nick. (read the fine print there, I said "might")  Nick, someone who she made a deal with. Granted, she tried adding additional requirements after making the original deal, but still yet, why Nick? Well, since she can't use her own brain to save her own ass, I guess we will leave that to AG. Still yet, like I just inferred, I don’t believe that Elissa will get evicted, as I am 100% positive that AG will find someway to keep her in the house.  If she can't get the votes, can you say Pandora's Box?

Well, that is it for tonight.  The second HG will be walking out the door Thursday night.  Will it be Nick? Will it be Helen?  It sure as hell won’t be Elissa.  Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think.