Confidential to Peter

Peter finally realized tonight what most of us realized days ago: his game is over, and his goose is cooked.

In a fitting tribute to Ian Terry, he launched into a lengthy monologue on the hammock that was at times astonishing, sad, bittersweet, and freaking depressing.

I'm a little worried for how he's going to fare once he realized that his game was heavily critiqued on the internet, given how much personal stake he seems to put in it, and how high he seems to have valued it himself. It seems like, based on both his Diary Room comments tonight and the hammock monologue, that he's not entirely happy with the current state of his real life, and was counting on success in Big Brother to redeem himself.

Peter:



And you is funny, not that comedy is an easy career, but there's a reason you won the heart of not one but two mooses.

And you should base your self-worth on something more than Big Brother. Seriously. You had a nice spring as the innocuous star/narrator of a relatively popular Canadian TV series, but there's more to life, and it's time to do what others have done before you: enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame, and use it to figure out where you're going next, rather than let it bring you down and spend the next years dwelling on it.

Cause right now, you're sad about the fact that you've come in fifth place on a second reality show, but that's not even true, because you're actually sixth (behind Gary, most likely).

So chin up, pull up those bootstraps, look in the mirror, and remind yourself that it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how much money you can pull in off your Youtube channel now.

And if all else fails, there's still a moose somewhere that loves you.