Mystery Makeout Theater 3000

This morning's Jemmett makeout punishment show was a rerun. Andrew was a little disappointed.

And then Andrew was a little horrified:

Mystifying

Stomach churning

Demonstrating Emmett's technique 

I give you highlights from the running commentary from Andrew and Talla, unattributed (you can guess at who said what):

"I really like that top."
"See what I mean about his hands?"
"I want all that food in storage."
"Fail."
"Look how he's- I don't even know how to look at this."
"Ew!"
"They make me want to vomit."
"Aww."
"She's trying to suck on his tongue! That's not aww!"
"Look at them."
"Oh, shut up."
"I love this one. That's my favorite one."
"When and what is she wearing?"
"Poor people behind the cameras."
"Imagine a compilation of Andrew and Talla farting and burping..."
"I want to punch him."
"Oh, this is such a failure."
"Look at this one. This one's horrible."
"My stomach just ate itself."
"I don't think I ever want to kiss another person in my life, because you look like an asshole."
"We're playing a game, and these guys are tonguing each other."
"Why are they blocking out the sound?"
"Because they are saying nothing of any value."
"I don't ever want to hang out with these people ever again."
"Yes, you're going to go out for lobster with them. And milk."
"Where me?"
"This is important."
"There you go."
"Okay, saw me twice. I look good!"
"Always."
"Not always."
"Big Brother, tomorrow can we have a new one of Talla and Andrew farting?"
"I think it's adorable."
"I think I hate them. Both. Very much."
"That's it?"
"Luckily, there's nothing in my stomach, or I would go throw it up."
"Fail."

Anybody remember the early speculation that Andrew and Jillian were cast to be a showmance? I bet Andrew does.