Meanwhile, Over at the Trailer Park

You know you've been in the Big Brother house too long when...

Or...

And, of course...

All this madness is the result of this afternoon's Have/Have Not competition, in which Jillian had to don Emmett's baby bump and Alec took a particularly effervescent chum bath, hence Topaz dunking him in canned tomatoes.

Anyway, the game rolls on, under Jillian's Head of Household reign, and there's another blind side coming on, because NOBODY IN THIS HOUSE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY A JURY GAME. Alec and Peter will both be nominated probably sometime tomorrow morning, much to their surprise. Alec thinks that Andrew and Talla are going up, Peter just learned that Alec and Talla are going up, and at some point the two of them should compare notes. If they've got any game sense, they should be able to figure out that they're in trouble, but neither one of them did particularly well in their one-on-ones with Jillian - Alec actually bombed his, in fact, threatening her if she nominated him.

So barring POV, Alec is looking to go out the door this week, trailed by the scent of fish chum and tomato sauce. There's still a few days to see if The Shield have anything close to the game they believe themselves to have, but it's not looking good right now.