Alec and Topaz: Back Together Again (Seriously)

So for much of this afternoon and evening, most of the Big Brother fan boards have been going sort of like this:

AAAAHHHHHHH!

And you know, deep down inside, Alec's got to be going sort of like this:

AAAAHHHHHHH!

Why is that? Because even after this mess, this mess, and this mess, he's all of a sudden back to this:

AAAAHHHHHH!

That sound you just heard was the internet coming to a screeching halt. Well, at least the Big Brother fan sites.

Nice and pretty, so the cameras can see.

What is going on here? Is it strategy? Has he had a real change of heart? Has he realized that she's a guaranteed jury vote? Has he come to the conclusion that voting out AJ over her objections might have sunk his game? (Probably yes to all of these.) It's doubtful that he's feeling any more sincere emotion than he felt last week - but it's really hard to tell with this boy of late.

I just... no words.

In other news, Alec would like you all to start referring to him as "the Emperor of Doom". 

I'm not kidding.

I am pretty sure he's lost his mind in that house. It happens.